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Old 2006-05-23, 07:46
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Black Metal Porno!

So utterly GRIM

Extremely frostbitten, down to hairy armpits, cheesy poses, hairy man-legs with fat deposits and models who look either like your elementary school teacher or pale ethiopians.
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Old 2006-05-23, 08:52
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I'm not even gonna click on the link after that description. I just hope a swift blow from a shovel will dim the mental images.
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Old 2006-05-23, 08:59
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That link has been plastered all over forums over the last few days. Blabbermouth covered that shit anyway.
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Old 2006-05-23, 09:47
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oh, it might also be worth noting that said pic is from a different source to teh above.
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Why haven't I learned to never click on anything you post.


And while I'm tempted, I am NOT going to ruin sex by watching said video. I'll get the description from blabbermouth.
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Old 2006-05-23, 09:53
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I'm not even gonna click on the link after that description. I just hope a swift blow from a shovel will dim the mental images.



hahahahahahaha
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The world does not need more fat stump-dicked white men with bellies making bad porno.

Does black metal have even the faintest idea of how ridiculous it is?
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Old 2006-05-23, 10:45
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Old 2006-05-23, 11:18
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Does black metal have even the faintest idea of how ridiculous it is?

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Old 2006-05-23, 17:18
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Does black metal have even the faintest idea of how ridiculous it is?



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lmao

er i saw about this this morning... what a load of crap.
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so do I get this right? Some shitty black metal band with bad production is going to make some shitty porn with bad production?
The women better not have ear piercing frequencies..
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Old 2006-05-24, 02:56
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I bet they'll have more than their ears pierced........
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Old 2006-05-24, 04:41
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With half the black metal scene having been in prison at some point I expected this to be shower rape scenes ala American History X!
Well at least this explains why the church burnings have stopped...their getting laid at long last
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Old 2006-05-24, 05:42
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There should be atleast one invererted-crucifix-dildo in it.. or maybe hanging someone spread-beaver on an inverted cross? Kinky...and uncomfortable as hell.
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