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Old 2009-05-15, 14:37
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RTT #152 - "And so, my fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you...

...ask what you can do for your CUNT-ry"








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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Old 2009-05-15, 15:35
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Old 2009-05-15, 15:42
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I don't like that language, but I still laughed.
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Old 2009-05-15, 15:46
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Old 2009-05-15, 16:11
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I thought it was "ask not what your country can do, only regret that you have but one life to live."
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
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Old 2009-05-15, 16:28
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Old 2009-05-15, 16:38
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I thought it was "ask not what your country can do, only regret that you have but one life to live."

Nope.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VB6hLg3PRbY



omg wait...







3,000'th POST!!!


(And it only took 5 years!)
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Old 2009-05-15, 17:05
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Old 2009-05-15, 18:22
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One more for this thread;

Oh, women all have very low IQs,
So it's pointless when they try to share their views.
They should use their tiny brains
To clean out laundry stains,
And to wash the dog shit off their husband's shoes.
Scrubb-ity poo!
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Old 2009-05-15, 18:36
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If men had half the brain they think
They wouldn't step in stuff that has stink
A woman would avoid a rancid odor
But guys get off on the smell of a floater
I think you better go check your shoe
Unless that's your feet that smell like pooh
biddah biddah diddy dah
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Old 2009-05-15, 19:43
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Don't ask... what you can do for your country!!
Ask what your country can do for you!!

Almost ironic that one band hosted both lines that are exactly opposite... my favorite band, actually.
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Old 2009-05-15, 20:57
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what band was that? id say toxik but i really dont remember that being on the album anywhere
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Old 2009-05-15, 21:55
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Women should be pregnant every day
from their early teens until they're old and grey.
And when they're tired of labor pains
we should wrap 'em up in chains
and dump them into San Francisco bay
Drown-ety sue!

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Old 2009-05-15, 23:33
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what band was that? id say toxik but i really dont remember that being on the album anywhere

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sq2AzObeZ44

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gv6psE7l7rk

EDIT: oooo now that I watch it, maybe it was just on the mtv version... right at the end they had the Bush quote on the Symphony video... w/e

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Old 2009-05-16, 03:30
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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Tonight, Joe re-learned that dextroamphetamines can get you high.

Do you have a prescription for that, son?
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Old 2009-05-16, 04:49
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that's top secret...

damn I just totally crashed, but then I took a nap and a little shower, and I'm back on my feet again.

now time to cut up some lines... possibly
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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