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RTT #152 - "And so, my fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you...
...ask what you can do for your CUNT-ry"
I suck at these 
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2009-05-15, 15:35
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Too _____, wouldn't fuck
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2009-05-15, 15:42
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I don't like that language, but I still laughed.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2009-05-15, 15:46
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Free Fender shirt (USA only) for any of the American MetalTabbers on here that want one.
Details here.
Offer expires June 30 2009.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2009-05-15, 16:11
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FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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I thought it was "ask not what your country can do, only regret that you have but one life to live."
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
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2009-05-15, 16:28
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"If I have but one live to live let me live it as a blonde."
-- some old hair color commercial
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2009-05-15, 16:38
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
I thought it was "ask not what your country can do, only regret that you have but one life to live."
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Nope.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VB6hLg3PRbY
omg wait...
   3,000'th POST!!!
(And it only took 5 years!) 
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2009-05-15, 17:05
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FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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And I'll hit it in less than 5 years! HA!
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
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2009-05-15, 18:22
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One more for this thread;
Oh, women all have very low IQs,
So it's pointless when they try to share their views.
They should use their tiny brains
To clean out laundry stains,
And to wash the dog shit off their husband's shoes.
Scrubb-ity poo!
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2009-05-15, 18:36
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If men had half the brain they think
They wouldn't step in stuff that has stink
A woman would avoid a rancid odor
But guys get off on the smell of a floater
I think you better go check your shoe
Unless that's your feet that smell like pooh
biddah biddah diddy dah
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2009-05-15, 19:43
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Death to all but metal!
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Don't ask... what you can do for your country!!
Ask what your country can do for you!!
Almost ironic that one band hosted both lines that are exactly opposite... my favorite band, actually.
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"Ja mein little poodle, I will hang you by your nipples in my garage,
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2009-05-15, 20:57
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what band was that? id say toxik but i really dont remember that being on the album anywhere
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POW MIA NEVER FORGOTTEN
no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS
"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc
Now My Legacy Shall Live Forever!!
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2009-05-15, 21:55
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OHHHHHHH,
Women should be pregnant every day
from their early teens until they're old and grey.
And when they're tired of labor pains
we should wrap 'em up in chains
and dump them into San Francisco bay
Drown-ety sue!
EVERYONE WATCH THIS NOW-
http://tinypic.com/player.php?v=2rdjae1&s=5
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2009-05-15, 23:33
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Death to all but metal!
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"Ja mein little poodle, I will hang you by your nipples in my garage,
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2009-05-16, 03:30
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Vaginal Warts
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Tonight, Joe re-learned that dextroamphetamines can get you high. 
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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2009-05-16, 03:55
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Do you have a prescription for that, son?
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2009-05-16, 04:49
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Vaginal Warts
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that's top secret... 
damn I just totally crashed, but then I took a nap and a little shower, and I'm back on my feet again.
now time to cut up some lines... possibly 
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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2009-05-16, 05:12
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Death to all but metal!
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I did a few lines the other night for the first time in 2 years... now I remember why I used to like it so much
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"Ja mein little poodle, I will hang you by your nipples in my garage,
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2009-05-16, 09:12
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MTM, have you seen my canister of Comet cleanser? Someone spilled part of it, but I can't find the container now.
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2009-05-16, 09:32
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Too _____, wouldn't fuck
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just got back from a quick camping trip on the mountains. my dumbass highschool graduate friends decided to pitch the tent on a giant rock
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