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Old 2002-08-30, 09:19
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tripped on his street luge on the way (ain't so "trusty" now, is it?).

Trevor had to think of something before the Half-yeti......
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he would probably die... and he didn't want to die so he thought about a plan...
in a dumpster he found a banana peel and he threw it before the half yeti's huge feet and....
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he would probably die... and he didn't want to die so he thought about a plan...
in a dumpster he found a banana peel and he threw it before the half yeti's huge feet and....


*Angelofdeath: dude stop whining about shit, were trying to do a fft and your fucking ruining it*


..he slipped on it....and landed on his balls, ''ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAARRR'' the yeti was in pain, hahahaha, ive defeated the yeti trevor happily quoted, but out of nowhere, the female yeti pounded onto trevor, trevor was helpless, she was HUUUUGE, ''aw shit man im fucked''....but trevor didnt realize that..
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Old 2002-08-31, 11:16
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the female yeti was reallllly pissed of because the male yeti couldn't use his dick to pound in here again cuz his balls where all black and blue from the crash he made...

the male yeti tried to get up but he couldn't, the female yeti grabbed Trevor and told him "you tiny man, you in big shit now" , Trevor tried to bite the yeti in her hand but.....
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Her hands were covered in shit, ''ahh fuck'' trevor had shit all over his mouth, ohh now he was furious he whipped out a army knife from his cacks and started shredding up the female yeti, the yeti fainted because of losing so much blood, and she fell with a big splat and landed on her ''male friend'' of a yeti...now this was a picture! two fucked up yetis on top of each other...trevor was feeling tough...

..He was thinking too tough, he wanted to take on a 20 ft dragon with spikes coming from its head.....he thought about it for a while...and set off too look for this beast...
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Old 2002-08-31, 15:01
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but instead he found the fierciest beast alive: his wife.
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Old 2002-09-01, 05:11
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Now he had to face the beasts wife..but instead he decided to..
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Old 2002-09-01, 08:04
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Old 2002-09-01, 12:53
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so he had to haul ass in his wheelchair and ...
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Old 2002-09-01, 14:40
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the wheel on the wheel chair piveted on a rock and he was flying in the air....like a bird flying..............SPLAT..he got up as quick as he could...
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Old 2002-09-01, 14:57
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only to find that he had no legs, so he fell down and started to....
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Old 2002-09-02, 13:34
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..think, ''fuck man how did i lose my fucking legs, they were there one second and they just vanished..im stumped!''..with no legs this whole poo-eating thing was gonna be hard for him...or was it?...anyway he decided to...
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try and get a lift from a trucker, so he tried to walk on his hand, but he fell down once more, in the mean time the Yeti's allready got up and ran towards him, he looked back and screamed...
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Old 2002-09-02, 14:29
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...by this time the yeti was too close, and he was still screaming...but he hadnt forgot the yetis weak-spot and gave him another blow in the balls with his trusty-walking stick that the trucker gave him! the yeti fell down unconcious, with his balls so black and blue...anyway, he tried to make his way over to the truck when the female yeti got up, ''ahhh shit'' said trevor as he reached for his...
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dildo, which he gave to the female yeti. the yeti...
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..took it and started beating trevor with it, trevor was thinking ''why the hell would i give the yeti a dildo except for a sexual pleasure'' anyway the yeti kept giving trevor continous blows to the head with this ''dildo''...he was battered and bruised....the trucker that was nearby started to do something instead of watching the yeti beat the shit out of trevor with a dildo so he thought..
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Old 2002-09-02, 14:43
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*Angelofdeath: dude stop whining about shit, were trying to do a fft and your fucking ruining it*


This is the first time I've checked this, so pardon me for being a little behind. First of all, tatter3d, don't be a fucking asshole to other people, it won't end well for you.

Secondly, how come the giant half-yeti has to be named walpurgis? Bastards...
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