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Old 2002-08-28, 18:11
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FTT #9: Poo-Eaters From Outer SPace

here it is and just like all the other ones, no sexual jokes, and try to stay off of god and satans case.

you know what, i'm not even gonna start it complictaed

One day...
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Old 2002-08-28, 18:22
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Old 2002-08-28, 20:31
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Old 2002-08-28, 23:37
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a strip joint......

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Old 2002-08-29, 01:41
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Old 2002-08-29, 03:14
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Here we go again now, with some minor editions...

"One day a young man called Trevor got himself into a sizable amount of trouble. He was merrily skipping down the road to his gran's house listening to The Catacombs of Nephren Ka on his minidisc when he noticed a door next to the housing complex where she lived... a door he had never seen before.

Trevor, a curious lad, skipped over and pushed it with one finger. It opened with a creak, and the sound of slow, sleazy strip music was heard...

Trevor straightened... he was sure he could smell tuna in the air...

"Well," he mused "Before I visit my granny I might just pop down and see if I can grind my face into a big-hipped bitch's crotch. Nothing like light entertainment."

Trevor continued down the stairs, and at the bottom...
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Old 2002-08-29, 05:13
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Old 2002-08-29, 05:49
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Old 2002-08-29, 08:29
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Old 2002-08-29, 09:08
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Old 2002-08-29, 11:24
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....a stripper picked him up and bitched at him, "you're not 18! what are you doing here?"

still crying, Trevor said, "i just wanted to grind my face into a big-hipped bitch's cunt"

then the stripper said, "oh! if you wanted it, why didn't you ask? you should've just said so before. "

So the stripper took Trevor ........and threw him out on his ass. "no minors allowed! come back when you're 18, and shave that peach fuzz mustache!".....

so then Trevor........
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Old 2002-08-29, 12:15
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got on his trusty street luge...and trundled out of the strip club..as he left the door this bloke came up to him and...
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Old 2002-08-29, 13:52
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gave him a fiver and told him to go buy a shoe. cause he'd lost one but hadnt noticed...
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Old 2002-08-29, 14:59
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but he didn't buy a new shoe, instead he went to the backdoor of the place and found a really ugly fat whore, trevor showed his fiver to her and...
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Old 2002-08-29, 15:31
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...she punched him in the face, resulting in her blubber jiggling all over the place and hitting him even further.
"What dah fuck is dat? Yo tink i'ma worth onliee 5 fucking bucks? Fuck yo bitch!!"

She went back inside keeping the 5 dollars which she had snatched from his hand while he fell helplessly to the ground from her fat-attack. He remainded sitting on the ground for quite some time....in fact, he stayed there 17 hours.

Suddenly, out of the corner of his eye, he noticed something lurking.....moving.....approaching him. He turned around visciously, holding some dirt and a dirty condom he picked up from the alley floor in his hand for protection, shouting "GET AWAY EVIL FIEND!!! YOU SHALL NOT TAKE ME SO EASILY!!! FOR I HAVE THE WILL TO FIGHT, TO FIGHT AS LONG AND HARD AS I MUST WITH THIS FILTH AND USED CONDOM UNTIL I AM NO LONGER ABLE TO GO ON IN THIS MADNESS AND FURY THAT I SO SELDOMLY CALL RAGE" *panting for air....*when he noticed it was only......
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Old 2002-08-29, 16:49
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Old 2002-08-29, 19:04
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Old 2002-08-29, 22:24
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for some reason. but then he put his urges aside, and went street luging again.
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Old 2002-08-29, 23:42
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until he rammed his luge into what appeared to be a big, hairy drunk street bum. However, once he came out of shock, Trevor noticed it was, in fact not a bum but a half-yeti, whose name he for some reason assumed was walpurgis, cradling a bottle of crown royal and a rabbit. Trevor shook the bloodied victim of chronic yetiism, as well as shitty street luge driving, and the man-yeti awoke with a roar and...
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Old 2002-08-30, 04:22
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