2002-08-28, 18:11
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FTT #9: Poo-Eaters From Outer SPace
here it is and just like all the other ones, no sexual jokes, and try to stay off of god and satans case.
you know what, i'm not even gonna start it complictaed
One day...
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2002-08-28, 18:22
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...someone....
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Through me you pass into the city of woe
Through me you pass into eternal pain
Through me among the people lost for ay
Justice the founder of my fabric moved
To rear me was the task of power divine
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure
All hope abandon, ye who enter here
Against the concert of the Immortals he cannot stand alone.
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2002-08-28, 20:31
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...fell into...
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2002-08-28, 23:37
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a strip joint......
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2002-08-29, 01:41
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...and...got....
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well maybe for you ...maybe you don't know shit that's why - LØRD MALPHAS
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2002-08-29, 03:14
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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Your collective knowledge of syntax is shit.
Here we go again now, with some minor editions...
"One day a young man called Trevor got himself into a sizable amount of trouble. He was merrily skipping down the road to his gran's house listening to The Catacombs of Nephren Ka on his minidisc when he noticed a door next to the housing complex where she lived... a door he had never seen before.
Trevor, a curious lad, skipped over and pushed it with one finger. It opened with a creak, and the sound of slow, sleazy strip music was heard...
Trevor straightened... he was sure he could smell tuna in the air...
"Well," he mused "Before I visit my granny I might just pop down and see if I can grind my face into a big-hipped bitch's crotch. Nothing like light entertainment."
Trevor continued down the stairs, and at the bottom...
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far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982
"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
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2002-08-29, 05:13
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...he fell....
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Through me you pass into the city of woe
Through me you pass into eternal pain
Through me among the people lost for ay
Justice the founder of my fabric moved
To rear me was the task of power divine
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure
All hope abandon, ye who enter here
Against the concert of the Immortals he cannot stand alone.
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2002-08-29, 05:49
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....and landed on his tail bone..
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PLAY IT FASTER! - minor threat
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2002-08-29, 08:29
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...and cried...
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2002-08-29, 09:08
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...and then...
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2002-08-29, 11:24
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....a stripper picked him up and bitched at him, "you're not 18! what are you doing here?"
still crying, Trevor said, "i just wanted to grind my face into a big-hipped bitch's cunt"
then the stripper said, "oh! if you wanted it, why didn't you ask? you should've just said so before. "
So the stripper took Trevor ........and threw him out on his ass. "no minors allowed! come back when you're 18, and shave that peach fuzz mustache!".....
so then Trevor........
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2002-08-29, 12:15
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got on his trusty street luge...and trundled out of the strip club..as he left the door this bloke came up to him and...
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'' I'll Smother You With A Fucking Pillow!! ''
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Hey don't talk back buddy. Give your dick size or don't post.
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2002-08-29, 13:52
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gave him a fiver and told him to go buy a shoe. cause he'd lost one but hadnt noticed...
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2002-08-29, 14:59
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but he didn't buy a new shoe, instead he went to the backdoor of the place and found a really ugly fat whore, trevor showed his fiver to her and...
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2002-08-29, 15:31
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...she punched him in the face, resulting in her blubber jiggling all over the place and hitting him even further.
"What dah fuck is dat? Yo tink i'ma worth onliee 5 fucking bucks? Fuck yo bitch!!"
She went back inside keeping the 5 dollars which she had snatched from his hand while he fell helplessly to the ground from her fat-attack. He remainded sitting on the ground for quite some time....in fact, he stayed there 17 hours.
Suddenly, out of the corner of his eye, he noticed something lurking.....moving.....approaching him. He turned around visciously, holding some dirt and a dirty condom he picked up from the alley floor in his hand for protection, shouting "GET AWAY EVIL FIEND!!! YOU SHALL NOT TAKE ME SO EASILY!!! FOR I HAVE THE WILL TO FIGHT, TO FIGHT AS LONG AND HARD AS I MUST WITH THIS FILTH AND USED CONDOM UNTIL I AM NO LONGER ABLE TO GO ON IN THIS MADNESS AND FURY THAT I SO SELDOMLY CALL RAGE" *panting for air....*when he noticed it was only......
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Through me you pass into the city of woe
Through me you pass into eternal pain
Through me among the people lost for ay
Justice the founder of my fabric moved
To rear me was the task of power divine
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure
All hope abandon, ye who enter here
Against the concert of the Immortals he cannot stand alone.
Last edited by memnoch : 2002-08-29 at 15:33.
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2002-08-29, 16:49
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a used bloody tampon
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2002-08-29, 19:04
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I am a tax on the world..
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and then he wanted to masterbate
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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2002-08-29, 22:24
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for some reason. but then he put his urges aside, and went street luging again.
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2002-08-29, 23:42
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until he rammed his luge into what appeared to be a big, hairy drunk street bum. However, once he came out of shock, Trevor noticed it was, in fact not a bum but a half-yeti, whose name he for some reason assumed was walpurgis, cradling a bottle of crown royal and a rabbit. Trevor shook the bloodied victim of chronic yetiism, as well as shitty street luge driving, and the man-yeti awoke with a roar and...
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2002-08-30, 04:22
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scared the living daylights outta little Trevor, he tried to run but....
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