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Old 2007-09-12, 22:32
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haha. Cute moe. UR REEL KUTE.

I've never pissed on someone..probably should experiment with the girlfriend sometime. SHOW HER WHO WEARZ TEH PANTZ.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


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Old 2007-09-13, 17:17
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I remember this one kid in my high school called Cody Prince, he was in the same grade as me and one of the toughest, most feared fuckers in the school. Some kid mouthed him off one day and Cody knocked him out with 2 punches then pissed in his mouth. He spent 2 years in juvenile detention for attemped murder because the kid could have choked to death.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Old 2007-09-14, 08:51
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My buddy was passed out, and I thought it would be funny to fuck with his, so I put a glob of Clearsil on his eye and then tickeled his forehead with a feather and he started to smear the Clearsil in his eye even more.


Haha. My friend once had this guy at one of his parties who had been really wasted, spilled red wine everywhere and been a bit of a knob, and when he passed out they dripped fuck-loads of Tobasco sauce up his nose. He would come round every now and then and have sneezing fits before slipping back into a drunken slumber. I don't think he was ever aware of what was going on.
When one of my Irish friends at uni was passed out we put a potato in his pocket and a tin whistle up his nose. Then we got out the "simply tin whistle" music book and fingered the notes of traditional Irish folk songs, whilst his breathing sounded them. We videoed it of course, and then covered him in shaving foam. Hahaha good times. Also, a joke we played on the same guy was when he was in a drunken sleep in his bed, three of us worked until the early hours to remove everything (even furiture) out of his room and locked it in the garden shed.
Oh man, we did all sorts of tuff to each other, nothing extreme like pissing or balls-on-the face. I once woke up on the sofa, tied to my girlfriend, with slices of wafer-thin ham on my face.
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Old 2007-09-14, 09:33
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I once woke up on the sofa, tied to my girlfriend, with slices of wafer-thin ham on my face.


That doesn't sound too bad. Those other pranks were funny as well. Maybe next time we'll go with something less crude.

Many years ago a friend of mine was completely wasted and he drank what he thought was mouthwash, as it was in a mouthwash bottle. Yes, who would drink mouthwash anyways. haha, turns out there was high potent, industrial plant nutrients in the container, as another friend of mine's father owned a Lawn Care company and we were using it to grow weed. He was puking black shit all night. After he was finally done, we dragged him into a bedroom, rolled him up in a sheet and covered his face with drawn on penises and shaving cream.

Although, he really pranked himself.
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Old 2007-09-14, 11:06
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One of the funniest stories I recall was about this friend of my who came over to another budddy's crib just wasted as fuck. He brought with him cigars and smirinoff ice (lolololol bitch beverage). Anyways, when we smoekd the cigars, I don't remember seeing him exhale once. He would jsut swallow the smoke and wash it down with some smirinoff. hahahahha. ah shit. anyways, he went and passed out on the floor, and later that evening, my friend goes in the room to get something and says that other dude pucked all of the floor. We saw half chunks of tomatoes and his gum in perfect condition amongst the heap of puke. he also turned green.

we didn't fuck with him, but I put a trash can right next to his head and told him to practice what he would do if he needed to vomit again. so, the dude lifted his head and straight up head butted the edge of the trash can and then passed out. I almost died laughing.

In the morning, he bragged about how he beat everyone up and he was eating cupcakes. good times
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Old 2007-09-14, 12:51
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Swallow cigar smoke and drink Smirnoff Ice? haha, what a dork.
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Old 2007-09-14, 13:53
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haha, schoolboy error. I've never really enjoyed cigars. I get them on occaision, I tried a decent one once as well (cost 27 pounds ~ $50) but I've never really been impressed by this "savour the flavour" buisiness.
I have a friend who is notorious for throwing up from the nicotine rush if he smokes whilst drunk. 4 pints + 1 cigarette was his most shameful total. We used to tease him about that quite alot. He really likes cigars.

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Old 2007-09-14, 23:01
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czech racer has an accident, loses consciousness and wakes up with the ability to speak fluent english! fucking crazy.. it didn't last though, seemed to have disappeared as his head healed. if only we could get to our subconscious knowledge..we'd be a hell of a lot smarter. on the other hand..there could be other results like changes in personality and whatnot.
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Old 2007-09-14, 23:05
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as far as i know its impossible to know something that you dont know. someone correct me if im wrong
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Old 2007-09-14, 23:11
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Also, a joke we played on the same guy was when he was in a drunken sleep in his bed, three of us worked until the early hours to remove everything (even furiture) out of his room and locked it in the garden shed.



haha i have a story from college that is kinda the opposite of that. my friend (the guy that made an account: thedreadedspank, and only posted once.) he was passed out in his bed, and one of my friends and i (both drunk) decided to fuck with him and we took just about everything we could find in the room and put it on the bed on him..so when he woke up, there were chairs, empty pizza boxes, bottles, books, etc. all around and over him. must've been fun to deal with when he woke up...i didn't get to see that part.

another, not too crazy one, involved those same two friends. my friend that posted here was passed out after lots of drinking and smoking at basstendencies exgfs house..my other friend decided to fold up the couch bed with our other friend in it. i can't even imagine waking up in a fucking couch.

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as far as i know its impossible to know something that you dont know. someone correct me if im wrong


well he had been learning it..so he was at least familiar with some, and obviously didn't remember all that he had come across. information gets stored in your brain though, and you can't necessarily remember them. connections to bits of info get old and "weak" causing you to not remember them. what most likely happened is that the accident really fucked up his memory and suddenly he could get to info in his unconscious area.

if he lived on some remote island and never even heard a word of english, then you are right, he wouldn't have been able to do what he did.

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Old 2007-09-15, 00:08
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events of one night 3 years ago.

party at my buddy's cottage which is about 2 hours drive from where we lived. We had the party there because there was no furniture, so easy to clean, nothing to break. So a bunch of people (50? 60? 70?) leave at about 8, and we arrive at the cottage around 10.

there was a guy there named ryan. Now, we all arrived at 10pm, the same time, and somehow he was already drunk off of his 1 smirnoff ice (hahahaha). He was with 2 ugly girls who convinced him that he should hook up with paris hilton. He told me this. 20 minutes later, he was convinced he was paris hiltons boyfriend. 20 minutes later, paris hiltons girlfriend. another 20 minutes later, he believed he was paris hilton. At about 11:15 or 11:30, he passed out in the middle of the biggest room in the house, which everybody was in. Somebody found purple sharpies. He was stripped down to his underwear, and every inch of his body had something drawn on it (except his dick). I specifically remember boobs, unibrow, an icecream factory on his back, hitler mustache, lipstick, eyes on his eyelids, the fuckin WORKS. He woke up later (dont know specific time, it was dark, i was really high) and wandered around looking for his clothes, found them, got dressed, passed out again. Then he woke up again at 8am to go to work and walked outside
"what the fuck is this shit on my arms! what the fuck did you do!"
"hey ryan, look under your shirt"
"HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK! I HAVE WORK IN AN HOUR!"
"yeah... its on your back too... and face... and neck..."
"fuck fuck fuck fuck"
yeah pretty much like that.
Same night, this other dude who we'll call M decided to be badass, load up on a 40 of jack daniels and 5 primetimes, he was cool. After he finished the neck of the JD, and maybe 2 ounces more, he decided "hey, i want some E right now" and proceeded to ask our drugdealer of the night for E. She sold him 1 pill for 40$, he took it, and in exactly 5 minutes, he puked everywhere and passed out.

Story of how i got with my girlfriend. I asked her out, she rejected me. Party that weekend, i got smashed, hooked up with some random girl, got head in the bushes, came back, made out with my now girlfriend infront of girl who just blew me. I asked her out later that week, she said yes.

My 19th birthday (last one, i promise). I went to a bar (6pm), got smashed. Went to a stripclub (10pm), got a lapdance. Went to a bar (12am), did some more irish carbombs. Big blank spot. Woke up in a cab (430am) infront of my house. Woke up next day at 1pm my boss calling me wondering where the fuck i was for work, i got out of bed to get dressed, face planted infront of my mom, still drunk.
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In the US "fanny" is a word used to describe the ass or butt. Here in the UK "fanny" is a lady garden (vagina)
I was very bemused as a youngster watching the Golden Girls when Blanche said she was going to "spank her fanny" I had visions of a geriatric vertical bacon sandwich red and bruised from being disciplined!!!
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Old 2007-09-15, 12:31
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40$!!!! FOR A E PILL?!?! SOOOO EXPENSIVE....its usually 10$ and even less
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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
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Old 2007-09-15, 15:34
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40$!!!! FOR A E PILL?!?! SOOOO EXPENSIVE....its usually 10$ and even less


I KNWO! she got it for 7$ thats the best part. M was a coool guy.... reaaalll cool
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In the US "fanny" is a word used to describe the ass or butt. Here in the UK "fanny" is a lady garden (vagina)
I was very bemused as a youngster watching the Golden Girls when Blanche said she was going to "spank her fanny" I had visions of a geriatric vertical bacon sandwich red and bruised from being disciplined!!!
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Old 2007-09-15, 15:53
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cool? he passed out 5 mins after take the pill!!!!! and having a single letter as a nickname isn't cool...LOL
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Old 2007-09-16, 21:05
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
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Old 2007-09-16, 21:14
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Haha

I saw that on the news a few days ago. Laughed my ass off when they interviewed him.
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Old 2007-09-18, 12:42
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haha. What a smartass.
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Old 2007-09-18, 15:17
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