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Cat predicts deaths of nursing home residents.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2007-07-27, 07:41
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ha! They had a story about this cat on CNN the other day. 
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2007-07-27, 22:34
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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I don't think Australian colonists would have wanted to name a town after a curse.
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Bullshit. If there was any "want" in the process, 60% of Australia would be called "Fuck This Place".
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2007-07-28, 06:01
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2007-07-28, 06:12
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lulz, that's sweet  I love how they posted gay porn on his myspace page lmao.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2007-07-28, 15:55
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hahah sweet! "she thought i was cheating on her with guys" "your kid is a fucking emo bitch and i'm gonna slit his throat!" |
2007-07-28, 16:04
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2007-07-29, 18:54
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Yep, Theoldman made a great post there. Very entertaining 
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2007-08-05, 13:23
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2007-08-05, 14:26
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hahahahah I already saw this one a weeks ago....It looks like when South Park is exaggerating things!
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.
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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
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2007-09-11, 19:03
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2007-09-11, 19:06
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2007-09-11, 19:26
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please tell me this is a joke dammit...
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.
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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
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2007-09-11, 19:28
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I enjoyed this part:
"The street below was filled with mostly elderly people and children, many of them unaware that urine was falling on them because it was raining at the same time, Crown prosecutor Jody MacNeill said Tuesday."
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2007-09-12, 11:50
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2007-09-12, 12:31
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haha whoops.
i've only had the pleasure of pissing on one person. it was an accident at some beach party at night. there are these life guard stands with wrap around decks..we were sitting up there drinking and smoking. i walked around to the other side and was going off the side..and this kid i knew walked underneath the stream. took him a second to realize what was going on...i heard him yell while he was looking up at me. i started laughing my ass off and he chased me around the beach. should've just not even ran haha but wasn't quite sure how pissed he was. i let him throw me in the sand to call it even. was laughing the whole time... he said never to tell anyone about it and we always did..especially basstendencies. he'd bring it up when that guy was around haha. the guy became an RA at the school and we'd tell his residents that i pissed on their RA. good times.
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2007-09-12, 14:19
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haha, an inflatable canoe..god, I wonder if they're even alive.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2007-09-12, 15:53
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haha whoops.
i've only had the pleasure of pissing on one person. it was an accident at some beach party at night. there are these life guard stands with wrap around decks..we were sitting up there drinking and smoking. i walked around to the other side and was going off the side..and this kid i knew walked underneath the stream. took him a second to realize what was going on...i heard him yell while he was looking up at me. i started laughing my ass off and he chased me around the beach. should've just not even ran haha but wasn't quite sure how pissed he was. i let him throw me in the sand to call it even. was laughing the whole time... he said never to tell anyone about it and we always did..especially basstendencies. he'd bring it up when that guy was around haha. the guy became an RA at the school and we'd tell his residents that i pissed on their RA. good times. |
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2007-09-12, 20:48
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I've always thought it would be incredibly funny to piss on someone who had too much to drink and passed out. Or, just someone who fell asleep. I also think it would be pretty funny to leak on someone's car while they're stuck in rush hour traffic. I guess I try to find humor in things other people are busy being disgusted by.
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2007-09-12, 22:25
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I've never pissed on anyone, but did do some fucked up shit to one of my friends who fell asleep. This was when I was like 12, a couple years before I started heavily consuming alcohol.
My buddy was passed out, and I thought it would be funny to fuck with his, so I put a glob of Clearsil on his eye and then tickeled his forehead with a feather and he started to smear the Clearsil in his eye even more. HE GOT PISSED AS HELL, and I apologized immediately....like it was going to make the situation better. LOLOLOLOLOL
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