2007-06-25, 05:52
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Yeah it is 5:47 a.m. now. I don't sleep.
What does every one think about that?
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I don't sleep much either. Most I sleep on average is 4 hours a night... Fuck sleep, nicotine keeps me running 
Anyways. To all viewers of this thread... you probably didn't notice the really fucked up news story I posted earlier on because me and Requiem were engaging in a pleasant chat. So here it is again.
Real Newspaper Clipping
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2007-06-25, 06:42
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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2007-06-25, 06:47
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So do I, so do I.
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2007-06-25, 13:31
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Hos is that even possible? I guess one could shove a handlebar up your ass whilst thrusting their phallus in between the tire spokes...
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2007-06-25, 14:13
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I don't sleep much either. Most I sleep on average is 4 hours a night... Fuck sleep, nicotine keeps me running |
hehe same for me.....im more than insomniac...sometimes, i just dont sleep and seriously, i dont like it
Nicotine keeps me running 24/7 hehe..
I heard of a guy who bought condoms and for save money, he glued his condom to his penis...well its surely an urban legend
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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
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2007-06-26, 02:40
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Yet another real newspaper clipping. I feel sorry for this poor bastard  just reading it makes my testicles hurt 
...But it's still fucking hilarious 
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2007-07-04, 18:53
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2007-07-04, 19:52
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Saw the lil pic they have there and boy is that disgusting. When i was a junior the class above me did their senior prank (i knew the guys doing it) and they dumped like 10 5 gallon buckets of pig intestines and organs on the terrace. Needless to the fire department came out to spray it all down because it was horridly disgusting and grotesque.
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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
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2007-07-05, 02:55
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Saw the lil pic they have there and boy is that disgusting. When i was a junior the class above me did their senior prank (i knew the guys doing it) and they dumped like 10 5 gallon buckets of pig intestines and organs on the terrace. Needless to the fire department came out to spray it all down because it was horridly disgusting and grotesque.
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lol sweet
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2007-07-05, 02:56
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Anyone ever been to Fucking Australia?
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2007-07-05, 03:18
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Fucking Austria.
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2007-07-05, 05:10
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Fucking Austria.
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No, not Austria.... AUSTRALIA lol
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2007-07-05, 08:16
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in the article it says austria not australia
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Metal Monkey: retarded comments galore.
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2007-07-05, 08:38
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Yeah, it's Austria. 'Fucking' is a very old word, and I don't think Australian colonists would have wanted to name a town after a curse.
My dad has been to the German town of Wank before. Apparently they had the same sign-theft issue as Fucking have. He also reported that the Wankers were nice people.
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2007-07-05, 12:11
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No, not Austria.... AUSTRALIA lol
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2007-07-05, 14:05
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My bad, damn dyslexia.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2007-07-07, 05:20
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2007-07-07, 14:10
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Damn...that is just what this thread needed.
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Heh, that is fucked up eh?
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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