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Old 2002-07-29, 16:13
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joke bands

do you think joke bands have any talent? like anal cunt or tenacious d? anybody coulda done what AC did, and they actually made some money im sure, cuz some of their albums actually sold pretty well.

also, does anyone know any funny joke bands out there?




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Old 2002-07-29, 16:18
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Talent? Anal Cunt no because its a big wall of noise. Tenacious D yes just listen to some of the guitar riffs.


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Old 2002-07-29, 16:19
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Oh yeah dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles are a funny joke band too.


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Old 2002-07-29, 16:28
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Tenacious D isn't bad, but most joke bands and parody songs irritate the hell out of me.
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Old 2002-07-29, 16:43
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anybody heard of "Pimpin' Jesus and His Angel Bitches"? i dont know if its a joke band... sounds jokey enough to me...
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Old 2002-07-29, 17:06
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I wouldn't really go as far as calling these guys a joke band......but Cephalic Carnage pretty much all revolves around weed and getting high, so that doesn't sound too serious to me.

But they fucking shred and own. Better than most death metal bands i'd say.
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Old 2002-07-29, 18:33
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I have a special soft spot for Impaled Northern Moon Forest, but I wouldn't call that talent just and unholy capacity to make me piss myself laughing

If you're heard of Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie (which I sincerely doubt) I'd go with them...

Anal Cunt is pretty pointless after you've read the song titles, which own
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Old 2002-08-20, 04:31
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I like Anal Cunt and i wouldn´t consider Cephalic Carnage a joke band.
Mortician get close to a joke band because of their intros.
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Old 2002-08-20, 06:32
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fuck talent, if you enjoy it who cares. and wat about wierd al
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Old 2002-08-20, 13:20
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tenacious d are cool, 2-man-band
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2002-08-22, 21:11
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SOD's fucking great!
The Song that Don't Get Fast and the Ballad of Jimi Hendrix are awesome
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Old 2002-08-22, 21:34
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Tenacious D is cool . i like Jack Black he's awesome

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Old 2002-08-22, 23:33
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Old 2002-08-23, 09:40
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Why havn't DVDA been mentioned yet?
DVDA (which stands for double vagina, double anal) is trey parker and matt stones band... they sing the ultra-cheesy song at the start of Orgazmo called "Now your a man" and some other stoopid arse songs featured in South Park and stuff...
pretty funny shit...
they kinda have talent too......although its all ripped off shit like Manowar their songs are half decent..... they have some alright solos too - nothing spectacular though
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Old 2002-08-23, 14:29
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A good German joke Band are J.B.O., although they sound more punkish than metallish, but they change often their sound.
And "Die Ärzte". Again a German Punk-band, really big in Germany. Nice lyrics and they had Lara Croft in their Video.
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Old 2002-08-26, 20:06
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True that man! They have some damn funny song names like 'Pornstorestiffi' and 'Iskillingacloneillegal'.
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