2002-08-27, 21:02
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so he did. but he didnt know who was gonna pay the randsom. but then the peanut came back and told himm...
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2002-08-28, 09:00
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Jimbo, be good and release mister God!
but Jimbo thought HELL NO!!! now I've got him I gotta do something usefull with him, but his thinking all took to long and Satan had rised again, with his left arm he tried to get the pineapple out and.....
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2002-08-28, 09:22
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he pulled it out, bu all the little bristles were stucvk
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2002-08-28, 13:48
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..the bristles killed,they pranged, and stang.. his arse bled and..
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2002-08-28, 14:00
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now satan became verrrry pissed off, he raised his fist and fired a chain of lighting towards Jimbo....
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2002-08-28, 14:05
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jimbo was quick to this attack..and ducked...it hit the stone wall behind him..and it caused a avalanche..(of bricks)...''AHHH RUNNNNNNN'' jimbo and satan were doing a marathon....the avalanche was geting closer.....satan and jimbo kept running...until they reached this dead end...a pit of fire..and lava...satan done a somersoult into it..jimbo was impressed and was prepared to do a backflip...wait a min said jimbo..this is fire this will kill me....ahahahaha...but as jimbo was laughing his head off..at the burning satan...
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2002-08-28, 14:08
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he blew up
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2002-08-28, 14:13
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Symbiotic In Theory
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...pieces of jimbo was everywhere....except for jimbos head..''fuck man! shit!''..he screamed for help...but no-one came...
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2002-08-28, 14:58
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god walked over to his head and kicked it into the pit with a vengence.
because of this, god became vengeful, and evil, so he became satan
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2002-08-28, 18:08
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THE END
and i'm gonna starta new one
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