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Old 2002-08-26, 19:50
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(well the taliban and osama bin laden suck, everybody hates them.....but muslims in general? no)

but then Jimmy felt intense pains in his stomach, and the dog was eaten back to life and it burst from Jimmy's stomach and that's when the dog decided to.....
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Old 2002-08-27, 03:34
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okay okay, no more muslims

piss all over Jimbo, after the dog had done this Jimbo enflamed in a huge fireball going on a kill frenzy and setting fire on the ugly dog, not knowing that the dog was invincible.
Jimbo ran off scared as hell cuz he couldn't even kill a ugly dog, he went to a shop and bought an.....
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Old 2002-08-27, 07:36
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Ice cream. He unwrapped it and started to eat it, but every time he took a bite, it screamed at him.
"JIIIMBOOO PLEEEASE DONT EAAAT ME!!! I HAVE HIDDEN KNOWLEDGE... DONT EAT MEEE!" pleaded mr ice cream. So Jimbo sat down on a stone, and said to the ice cream...
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Old 2002-08-27, 10:02
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Old 2002-08-27, 10:58
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Jimbo listened to the ice cream, and so he...
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Old 2002-08-27, 11:53
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Old 2002-08-27, 14:35
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Old 2002-08-27, 14:43
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and bled and bled...this time he had lost at least 2 pints from blood...and was getting tired of bleeding so he...
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Old 2002-08-27, 14:44
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and had to go to the hospital to get sewn back up cause he bled alot. when he got there...
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Old 2002-08-27, 14:48
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...he stopped bleeding....so he ........started a rebel against the hospital..and they didnt like he, but he did...and ...suddenly a terridactol flew through the window..and picked up jimbo by his mouth and flew out again......''SHIIIITTTTTT'' jimbo screamed..he was in the sky in a terridactols mouth.....and then he woke up..cos he was actually sleeping...he had passed out from all the blood that was coming from him..there was a light shining at his face..he didnt know what it was..it looked like...
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Old 2002-08-27, 15:01
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Old 2002-08-27, 15:10
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it was a torch, and he realised it was night, he got up and saw that
the torch bearer was the grim reaper...
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Old 2002-08-27, 15:19
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So he sat up said said hi to the reaper, but the reaper was in a bad mood and sent him to hell. when he got to hell he saw...
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Old 2002-08-27, 15:23
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....he saw god there, making a treaty with the devil.
he screamed, which gave his position away, and the cowboys
from hell(as the title of this ftt) take him to a dungoen.
i need a way out, he thought...
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Old 2002-08-27, 15:26
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But then as he was thinking, the devil himself came into the room and announced it was time for his daily pineapple session (ever seen Little Nicky... remember Hitler?)
Jimbo squealed like a little girl...
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Old 2002-08-27, 15:30
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he thought, oh, man, ive got to get out of here, and save god, which
will make me a hero, and that made him smiled pleasently
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Old 2002-08-27, 15:34
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So as he bent over, ready for the pineapple... just as the devil brough back his arm, ready to ram it up there, Jimbo launched into a full Ninja attack on Satan. 5 minutes later, the devil was lying on the floor with a pineapple up his bottom. Jimbo had won so he broke out of the dungeon and went to save god...
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Old 2002-08-27, 15:40
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as soon as god saw jimbo, god said hell yea(no pun intended )
jimbo stopped dead though, he though, hey, maybe, just maybe i can hold him for randsom...
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