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Old 2002-08-25, 08:18
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climbed to the top of the empire state building. Once he got to the top he pulled out a bag of pennies and started dropping them from the top. Once they reached the bottom, they'd gained enough speed to kill someone, so Jimbo watched as the people below him fell to the floor like dominoes. He was rather pleased with this and...
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Old 2002-08-25, 14:08
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Old 2002-08-25, 16:18
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When he reached the bottom, he'd picked up so much speed that he'd made a hole in the ground and BROKEN IT! He opened his eyes and realised...
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Old 2002-08-25, 16:52
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that he had no idea what he broke because that sentence made no sense. he looked around and saw...
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Old 2002-08-25, 16:57
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that the sentance did make sense. So he picked himself up off the broken ground, and decided that it was time to go...
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Old 2002-08-25, 18:12
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Old 2002-08-26, 07:52
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but he realised that he didnt have a bed. So he had to go into the woods and make one from twigs and leaves, like the old people did in the old days. So Jimbo made his way into the woods, but on his way there he came across a...
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Old 2002-08-26, 09:45
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Muslim who saw Jimbo when he was throwing down coins of the empire state building, the muslim had great respect for Jimbo because he killed a few people from the heavens (actually just the roof of the state building) and the muslim asked Jimbo how he did that...

Jimbo explained it to the muslim but the muslim didn't understand so he became verry angry and handed Jimbo a enveloppe filled with anthrax, but Jimbo didn't know how to open a fucking enveloppe so he asked the muslim to open the enveloppe, not knowing what had happend the muslim fell on the ground, dead...

Jimbo looked up and heard a lot of screaming people, behind him, in the woods, they stood, they where the Taliban... they actually scared the shit outta Jimbo so he screamed......
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and jumped up into the air, when he came down he landed on his ass and make a squishy sound, yup, he landed on the shit. now his legs were all covered with shit so he had to take off his pants. when he did the taliban all bowed down because....
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Muslim who saw Jimbo when he was throwing down coins of the empire state building, the muslim had great respect for Jimbo because he killed a few people from the heavens (actually just the roof of the state building) and the muslim asked Jimbo how he did that...

Jimbo explained it to the muslim but the muslim didn't understand so he became verry angry and handed Jimbo a enveloppe filled with anthrax, but Jimbo didn't know how to open a fucking enveloppe so he asked the muslim to open the enveloppe, not knowing what had happend the muslim fell on the ground, dead...

Jimbo looked up and heard a lot of screaming people, behind him, in the woods, they stood, they where the Taliban... they actually scared the shit outta Jimbo so he screamed......


*ahem* do you know how fuckin offensive that is to me?
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Old 2002-08-26, 14:03
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*ahem* do you know how fuckin offensive that is to me?


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and jumped up into the air, when he came down he landed on his ass and make a squishy sound, yup, he landed on the shit. now his legs were all covered with shit so he had to take off his pants. when he did the taliban all bowed down because....



They thought it was there (bent-ass cock-sucker) osama bin laden....''what the fuck?!'' jimbo said..as he kicked each of the taliban one by one, he was thorougly enjoying this..until...
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Old 2002-08-26, 14:22
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Dudes, cut the muslim, taliban, bin laden stuff... its gonna be offensive to people!
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Old 2002-08-26, 14:29
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whaaaaaattt??? Bin laden?...everyone hates him in these forums..., hes a twat..


.......there arent any afghans in here ARE there!!! WOOF! KILL!
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Old 2002-08-26, 14:30
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whaaaaaattt??? Bin laden?...everyone hates him in these forums..., hes a twat..


.......there arent any afghans in here ARE there!!! WOOF! KILL!


Well there could be? you never knoooow
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Old 2002-08-26, 14:32
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Old 2002-08-26, 14:36
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Alright, lets just get back to the story, cutting the taliban crap ok...

back to the first post before the taliban:

''but he realised that he didnt have a bed. So he had to go into the woods and make one from twigs and leaves, like the old people did in the old days. So Jimbo made his way into the woods, but on his way there he came across a...''

carry on
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Old 2002-08-26, 14:40
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*mmmmmkkkkk*

...Poor helpless doggy on the floor..it was a talking dog..he said ''help me jimbo i only have 3 legs all the other dogs pick on me'' jimbo was about to cry, ''fuck that'' he thought ''ive just found a talking dog im rich!''...so jimbo caged the 3 legged talking dog and...
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Old 2002-08-26, 16:57
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.....took it to a dog show,
where it won the ugliest dog award
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Old 2002-08-26, 18:53
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Jimbo was really pissed at this, cause he didnt want the ugly dog award, so he decided it would be best for everyone to eat the dog. So he did, swallowed it all in one. After that he felt much better, and went for a walk...
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