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Old 2006-04-14, 14:50
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bitch wearing chucks

wrote this in my head about 20 minutes ago

now i dont want a girl
with the beauty parlor curls
with her pretty pink dress
wearing pumps
i want a no frills hussy
with some sand in her dussy
i want a bitch wearing chucks.
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Old 2006-04-14, 16:10
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roflmao The doc gave you meds, right????? Oh man, that dizziness has definitely gotten to ya.
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Old 2006-04-14, 19:51
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"I want a bitch wearing chucks"
that kicks ass, sweet idea
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Old 2006-04-15, 09:31
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I had a girl who was obssessed with chucks. Go me. hah
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Old 2006-04-15, 09:49
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What the fuck are chucks
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Old 2006-04-15, 10:26
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exactly what I was thinking.
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Old 2006-04-15, 10:32
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Old 2006-04-15, 12:04
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funny poem man
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Old 2006-04-15, 13:43
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You've got to come up with a sequel. What do you want to do with her?
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Old 2006-04-15, 14:22
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Trade shoes.

These times are good for that kind of girl.
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Old 2006-04-15, 18:22
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this is only the start of the song, or maybe the middle, but its not done. yeah, this is the kinda chick im looking for, someone who has a good bit of fight in her. i am hearing the song in my heads kinda misfits style.
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Old 2006-04-15, 19:06
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Ohhhhhh every single person in my school where's those!
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Old 2006-04-15, 19:48
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Chuck taylors. Come on wake up buddy, only the most worn shoe on the planet =) haha. I don't like em though. but thats me
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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
About requiem. Aint it the truth...
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Old 2006-04-15, 20:14
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Well I think non Americans or at least Australians don't call them chucks cos we don't have the original Chuck name brand I think. Might be wrong.
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Old 2006-05-07, 23:16
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ha i have pink chucks.

but i like my puma mostros better. they are 20 billion times more comfy and i have them in black and white. so they look like sneakers a storm trooper would wear.

but back on topic: i like the poem. its nifty.
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Old 2006-05-07, 23:29
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I was about to post "what are chucks?" then I actually read the thread.
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Old 2006-05-08, 10:47
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My gf wears black and white converse.

I hate them though.
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Old 2006-05-08, 13:41
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Old 2006-05-08, 16:12
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ha i have pink chucks.

but i like my puma mostros better. they are 20 billion times more comfy and i have them in black and white. so they look like sneakers a storm trooper would wear.

but back on topic: i like the poem. its nifty.

are you a bitch, if so, i want you.
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Old 2006-05-09, 00:26
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are you a bitch, if so, i want you.



lol, dude...check out the "nicest tits" thread...she's practically a porn star.
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