man, i just realized, that i do all this reading and typing on here, and you'd think i'd get better and faster and them, but i haven't!

weird......

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i do, i get a lot faster..ZOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!

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I'll tell you what's wrong with that statement. First off, I still live with her and most of the time I cook my own food because no one else here realizes I keep myself on a diet. 2nd, I don't think I'll be out of a job anytime soon considering I don't plan on getting dishonorably discharged from the navy. 3rd, I fuckin hate kids.

Alright, I'm done now.

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ok..im bored so im going to tell a joke, here goes *crack of hands*

Two tampons were walking down the street on the way to the pub, as this bloke says to them ''my u look lovely today u 2 tampons'' and so the tampons walk on and dont reply to the man, the man was puzzled, anyway the tampons reach the pub, and sit up on a table, the pub owner, shouts ''hello, what do you want to drink'' the two tampons ignore the pub owner, and walk out of the pub, also the pubman was puzzled, and turned to his assistant pub mate and says ''whats a matter with them?'' and he says, ''dont worry about them there both ' stuck up cunts' ''

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whahahahahaha, good for you man.... I would want 3 small bitch assing walpurgis babies walking around on this planet

damn, you're in the navy? hehe, what the fuck, have you got a computer in your shipcabin or something? are you stationed somewhere foreign right now? like hussein's backyard?

Much more simplistic than that. I haven't left yet

But in a month, all of you will be happy to know that I probably won't be around anymore...

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ah dude that's fucked up, where are you going to set sail to?? Iraq or something? and don't they have internet on those ship thingies? just get all those YMCA dudes hooked on metaltabs.com so you can also visit every day :P

man, who's gonna keep things orderly when you're not around?

Dunno who will take my place, but that's not my decision anyway...

Not sure where I'm goin yet, but I want my main station to be on the West Coast for starters, either Pearl Harbor in Hawaii or the San Diego base. They might have internet access, but I might be too busy to be here much, lol.

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ah no man, well you might be, what's better fun, surfin on metaltabs or shooting some terrorist scum?

ah, yeah you're gonna be busy

haha, but don't choose Pearl Harbor, dude, haven't you seen the movie, everybody knows you're gonna get screwed over first if you are stationed there.
man that's like the first place bin laden would try to attack
or maybe the Japanese?

but Hawaii sounds nice to me, hot chicks, cheap booze, euhm, yeah

Yeah, but it's a little more advantageous to me, because I really don't care if I die...I'll make sure that I can kill lots of other people, but if I get fucked up, then I won't be disappointed.

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referring to what wally said in the last RTT, incubus does suck, they're songs all sound the same to me

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Yeah, and their singer sucks balls.

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yeah man, if i wanna listen to a whiny voice i'll listen to Rush, Dream Theater, or Linkin Park.

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Hmm, yes, I agree. Cept the vocals Dream Theatre are pretty good I
think. And yes, incubus fucking suck. As does nu-"metal" in general. Oh well,
not another comment on how shit nu-"metal" is.

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is incubus even nu-metal?

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I do'nt know but it sure is fucking horrible.

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how'd you get your thing to say "drunken yeti god"?

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Because that's what I am, and that's what I do

Us moderators can change our titles now. So far, atif and I have done it, I don't know about anyone else.

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what if you get kicked out of the moderators club? do you still keep that name?

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Uhhhh...let's just hope that doesn't happen

probably not. But I won't get kicked out anyway, I kick entirely too much ass

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