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Old 2002-08-19, 14:49
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Um....can't say I have...
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I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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Old 2002-08-19, 14:51
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..yeah........me neither, im gonna go try it tho..
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Old 2002-08-19, 14:54
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i've had peanut butter and banana sandwiches though
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Old 2002-08-19, 14:58
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ive had peanut butter and salt and vinegar crisp sandwich before that was................
....................crunchy..., but nice
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Old 2002-08-19, 14:59
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sometimes for lunch at school, i'd try to stuff my sandwich with the most items and still eat it, my record so far is:

bread
ham
madarin orange
banana
chocolate chip cookie
noodles
chocolate pudding
orange slurpee
chicken
cesaer salad
theres 2 more things but i cant remember
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Old 2002-08-19, 15:01
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Who the fuck is Tony Blair?
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Old 2002-08-19, 15:01
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dude, u havent tryed cheese with chocolate, that has an awesome taste
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Old 2002-08-19, 15:01
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Who the fuck is Tony Blair?



hes our prime minister.....
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Old 2002-08-19, 15:03
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cheese with chocolate? would that taste anything like chocolate cheese cake?
and to clarify, he means the prime minister of great britain
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Old 2002-08-19, 15:09
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hes our prime minister.....


I thought that was the Pope John Paul Jones guy...?
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Old 2002-08-19, 15:18
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no, you got it all wrong. heres a joke for you sailor types:

a sailor saw an ad looking for sailors. so he goes on the boat and talks to the captain. the captain talks to him for a bit and then tells him he's hired. they go around the boat while the captain points out the different rooms. They come to a barrel with a hole in it.
The captain tells him" if you ever feel some sexual desire, then you can put you're penis into this hole and you'll have the most amazing sex in you're life, try it"
And the sailor tries it. "wow" he says "that was the most amazing sex i ever had."
But then the captain tells him "you can come here anyday except thursday".
"why not thursday?" the sailor asks.
"well" the captain replies "because thats your day in the barrel."
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Old 2002-08-19, 15:58
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Damn ass-garbage hackers.
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Old 2002-08-19, 16:24
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WOOO FUCKING HOOO!!!!!

GETTING DRUNK AGAIN TONIGHT! GOD I LOVE MY MOM!!!!
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Old 2002-08-19, 16:26
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Old 2002-08-19, 16:31
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*laughs* Sometimes she'll buy me a case of beer and I wouldn't have even asked for it
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Old 2002-08-19, 17:03
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GOD I LOVE MY MOM!!!!


I take that back, she's still a dumb cunt. She comes home and bitches fucking incessantly. And I swear to fucking God, if she didn't buy me alcohol, I'll fucking kill her.
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Old 2002-08-19, 18:23
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how about cheese and honey?
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Old 2002-08-19, 19:54
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Look at that pic. Itīs real, no fake or from any movie!!!
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Old 2002-08-19, 23:33
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hey metalpoldi, you oughta change your signature, especially that pigdrilling part.
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Old 2002-08-20, 03:09
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walpurgis, love your mom, she's the only one who will make you a meal when you're out of a job, with no house and no wife and 5 kids
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