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Old 2002-08-21, 18:58
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Old 2002-08-22, 07:52
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and rumple stiltskin ended up killing one of her fellow lesbians in a horrificly terrible manner, firstly she sliced off her...
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tits and implanted into her own. then she cut her her ass and did the same thing. then she sold the rest as haggis.
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Old 2002-08-22, 15:56
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After making her little trip to the butchers to sell off the remains, R.S. bumped into Richard Ramirez, the serial killer. They ended up talking and taking the short walk to Starbucks, where they shared a coffee, and talked about...
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Old 2002-08-22, 16:41
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macro-economics.

they had such an interesting conversation and such chemistry; they really hit it off. R.S. changed her name to Rita Susie and now she was bi. R.S. and Richard fell in...
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Old 2002-08-22, 17:12
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(Just as a little sidenote, someone IM me whenever you guys finish with these to tell me to close this thread, or if there are any problems, because I don't read it...)
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Old 2002-08-22, 17:16
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the hole, where they decided to live and start a family
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Old 2002-08-22, 22:51
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and they sang, "Live in a hole, but stay close to my kind..........'cause they understand what burns in my MIIIIIIIIINND"
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Old 2002-08-23, 08:28
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But Ramirez didnt like that song so he...
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had sex with the song. he thought that if he had sex enough times, the song would be tired and fall apart.
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that didn't work, so his wife broke up with him 'cause of his numerous affairs, and she moved out of the hole with her kids once and for all. this time......
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a yellow badger moved in. His name was actually Genghis, and he was a colonel in the Badger army. He was also having an affair with Jesus, and that made him...
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Old 2002-08-23, 12:21
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irrestible to Rita Susie. so they got married, and this time, instead of living in a hole, they lived in a dam by the river. Rita Susie, by now, was......
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Old 2002-08-23, 12:25
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getting very old(turning 83 next spring), so she decided to do something wild before she died. Therefore, she brought Genghis the Badger along to Disneyland, to meet Donald Duck. Unfortunately, ......
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Old 2002-08-23, 12:30
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donald duck was too busy having sex with Jasmine (from Aladdin). this disturbing image upset Rita Susie too much, and she done suffered a heart attack....
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Old 2002-08-23, 12:37
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and she died tragically, without having fulfilled her only dream. Genghis the Badger got hungry and ate the body, so the family had nowhere to go.....It was then........
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Old 2002-08-23, 12:42
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that Genghis realized that Rita could not be eaten back to life, so what was the point of eating her.
he sighed and started a textile manufacturing company, with which....
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Old 2002-08-23, 12:46
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he (with time) took control of the whole international textile market. As a successful businessman, he soon had the world economy in his hands, and his popular badgerjeans were quite a hit. So one day, as he sat in his office and nipped his liquer, he decided to.....
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