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Old 2002-08-19, 10:54
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Old 2002-08-19, 11:44
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He roasted what was left of the rooster and had a jolly good time. But suddenly something snapped in his head, and he remembered why he was out in the first place. He brought up his Nokia and dialed his girlfriend's number. But as he did, an airborne moped landed on him. "Shite", screamed Matti, as he realized that the moped was in fact driven by a huge fish, called Fresher Dood. This day can't get any better, thought Matti, but then.....
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Old 2002-08-19, 13:09
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Fresher Dood turned out to be his girlfriend in disguise, and he finally got that moped he ordered, so his day actually did turn out better. now he could finally tell his girlfriend the warning he was trying to tell her all this time.........
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Old 2002-08-19, 13:16
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That she couldnt have sex with him without a condom any more! because...
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Old 2002-08-19, 13:25
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he done ran out of them.
and he wanted to take their relationship to the next level. so he got on his knee, took her hand, and said, "Hienna, will you marry me?", and Hienna said......
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Old 2002-08-19, 13:34
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No! Because I'm sleeping with...
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Old 2002-08-19, 13:37
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a sheep...........his wool feels nice and soft in my hands, and keeps me warm when we're making whoopee.
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Old 2002-08-19, 13:40
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Because she often liked to do it outside. With this, Matti went crazy and decided it was time to....
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Old 2002-08-19, 13:45
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put on his glasses and pay his bills. when he got those out of they way, he decided it was time to...
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Old 2002-08-19, 13:54
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Eat a pizza and go for a jolly down to the local pub. When he got there he noticed that it was on fire, and full of screaming locals. So, being desperate for a pint, he clenched his fists and...
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Old 2002-08-19, 14:02
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that sheep who Hienna was having an affair with. but he left the haggis of the sheep for......
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the butcher who would stuff the sheep with mice and spiders and then feed it to the dogs, but he thought better so he left it instead to...
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..grow nice chunky bits of mould, ready for the scottish to eat (sorry cthulu), by this time, matti, was really tired, he couldnt do anything no more, so he decided to..
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eat? no he already did that. twice. so he decided to...
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..have a nice steaming shit, right next to the chemist..
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who happened to Hienna. she was quite upset about the events that had just transpired with her sheep lover and all, and she.....
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Old 2002-08-19, 14:39
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..took her top off, and her trousers off, and she just standing there, butt naked, and she said ''screw that stupid sheep, i need more sex, fuck me! fuck me right here right now!'' matti said ''no way i aint fucking you'' ''you stupuid fat ugly sheep lover u..ahhhhhh ok lets fuck'' and...
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Old 2002-08-19, 14:46
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since he had no condoms, he got her pregnant. nine months later they had a baby who they named.......
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Old 2002-08-19, 14:48
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..Rumple Stiltskin..obviously this was very harsh on the baby..
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