2002-08-15, 01:11
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so gippetto and pinocchio travel the seas on their gay whale to get to the states to kill that fat bastard...
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2002-08-15, 01:40
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dude, i think its about Bomar and his friend, not pinnochio.....
anyway..Bomar gets to the states by his gay whale, spotted the drowning pool singer cunt guy and killed him. Angela Gossgow of Arch Enemy saw and she quickly grabbed Bomar by the balls (lucky bastard) and she said "marry me u cunt slayer...  |
2002-08-15, 05:40
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before i pull your nuts through you ears!" and bomar blew his load at the sheer site. "you exploaded on my new frilly socks you asshole!" then bomar...
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2002-08-15, 10:16
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did it again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and the whole town of Pussyville was flooded in Bomar's...
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2002-08-15, 10:23
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earwax (ahahahaaha). angela asked "is that possible!" then bomar farted and hoped back on his whale and.....
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2002-08-15, 15:29
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And with that he inserted his sodomy loving penis into a...
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2002-08-15, 16:03
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.. his nose, he had the urge to sneeze and when he did, his penis blew up. leaving him dripping with...
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2002-08-15, 16:08
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...penis love, it hurt so bad, that he screamed like a little schoolgirl 
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2002-08-15, 18:56
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and then suddenly the dirt started to move and adam appeared and not being the first man, he fell back into the dirt wence he came from. god stands up and says, you, you have killed me! and Bomar became know as Satan, beacuse satan killed god, but form the dust of gods might, rose a mighty power known as the devil because since there was no god, satan became god, and the evil became good, the good became evil and jesus was the anti-christ.
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2002-08-15, 19:44
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....bomar went on a HUGE killing rampage and that made him more cocky and erregant and he just wanted to kill all the christians in the name of Black Metal....
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2002-08-15, 19:45
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and Vanilla Ice. "Ice Ice baby" he sung, until...
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2002-08-15, 19:49
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a giraffe bit his head off......
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2002-08-15, 19:51
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the tops of the trees and bomar got mad because the story keeps getting diverted from him, being the selfish mother fucker he is, and then he did a square dance and...
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2002-08-15, 20:14
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and vanilla ice turned into garth brooks and started singing:
swing your partner round and round
whack her ass and slap her thighs
swing your partner round and round
jump up and down and up high
swing your partner round and round....
but since bomar had no partner, he grabed what was left of his blown up penis and started to dance with it, until...
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2002-08-15, 20:17
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he farted and towely (from south park) walked in and said "always remember to bring a towel!" and he set fire to towely and towely sad "wanna get high?" and bomar...
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2002-08-15, 22:39
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said "ok" then i'll kill u cause im satan".
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2002-08-16, 08:12
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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This reads like Old English.
I don't speak Old English.
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