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Old 2002-08-12, 22:03
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Fight! 2

If you were driving through the countryside and saw an animal you just had to beat the crap out of, what animal would it be. Theoretical of course. I'd never actually beat the shit out of a Cow that was minding its own business with a baseball bat. Uhhhhh. Nevermind
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Old 2002-08-12, 22:07
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animal cruelty is so bad...................but anyway, it would be a laughing hyena. like, what the fuck is so funny?
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Old 2002-08-12, 22:12
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A horse, like in Blazing Saddles.
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Old 2002-08-12, 22:14
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LAMBS!!!

i'd also like to sick a rabid goat onto a lamb.
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Old 2002-08-12, 22:25
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I'd like to Verbally Abuse a Horse. And punch it right in its torso. Then i'd get fisticuffs on its face. Stupid smart ass horse. Think theyre so great cause they have a bigger dick than me. Fuckin' bastards.
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Old 2002-08-12, 22:28
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Think theyre so great cause they have a bigger dick than me. Fuckin' bastards.


maybe you should see a doctor. everyone knows horses have smaller cocks than man
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Old 2002-08-12, 22:35
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really? I'm talkin' about the studs not the eunuchs. You know the ones in porno. You know porno.
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Old 2002-08-12, 22:51
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Like in Chasing Amy?

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Old 2002-08-13, 00:07
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Old 2002-08-13, 00:09
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My Ex Girlfriend, I FUCKING HATE HORSES!
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Old 2002-08-13, 00:12
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Dated an animal, eh, cthulu? You hit that shit? Wait, are you any relation to that guy in wales who got caught fuckin a goat?
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Old 2002-08-13, 00:37
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Old 2002-08-13, 01:05
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id like to torture a giraffe slowly and painfully til it dies....i wanna know what a "dieing giraffe" really sounds like. I wonder if The Mole in the south park movie came close to the sound
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Old 2002-08-13, 04:00
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That particularly disgusting breed of animal, the Homo Sapiens Metaltabbus Idioti.
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Old 2002-08-13, 05:06
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That particularly disgusting breed of animal, the Homo Sapiens Metaltabbus Idioti.


Don't get too close to those! They are highly unstable, and can do horrible things to you! Sources: all threads in this forum.
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Old 2002-08-13, 12:56
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you people are mean, you should be ashamed to want to hurt and kill
an animal, except of course if they strike first...*looks behind myself*
the only animal i would beat up would be you *points at a large mob of
people* .....although, it would be funny to see an adult ape get beat up....
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Old 2002-08-13, 13:20
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horses are the devils workers. So they must be purified in such a manner that is painfull. cus they freak out whenever they see a good citezen and the good citizen has to have their head back on when the horse kicks it off. DOWN WITH HORSES!
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Old 2002-08-13, 13:49
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Quote:
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animal cruelty is so bad...................but anyway, it would be a laughing hyena. like, what the fuck is so funny?


Those things are dangerous man. Might wanna take a shotgun instead of a baseball bat. Damn things scare away lions.
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Old 2002-08-13, 13:55
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A horse, like in Blazing Saddles.


"any closer and the nigger gets it"

That movie kicked ass.
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Old 2002-08-13, 16:42
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the only animal i would beat up would be you *points at a large mob of
people*


Yeah, the only animal that I would beat up is a human.

*(of course unless the animal attacked me or a family member or friend or some stranger, or a plant or water, or if they ate the air I would only kick thier ass then.)

**that last part is a joke, I would never intensionally hurt any animal**
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