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Old 2002-08-14, 12:23
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FTT #6: Metalheads Can Love Too

Bomar was a metalhead. He was in love. with his girfriend Tina. but Tina was.....
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Old 2002-08-14, 12:54
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...both a masculine feminist and a femine masochist. what to do, what to do?? Bomar had to think of a plan to go out with her, he decided to...
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Old 2002-08-14, 12:55
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Ship her to Korea so he/she/heshe would live with other shemales....this was a good plan thought Bomars best bud....
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Old 2002-08-14, 13:01
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.......Bomar said, "Good idea!".
so they did that and they shipped Tino/Tina to Korea.

Bomar dusted his hands off and was like, "aah, a job well done...............................oh wait! now that Tino/Tina is in Korea, i won't be able to see him/her no more! what are we gonna do, my best bud? i gotta see him/her again."
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Old 2002-08-14, 13:10
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but the ship that tino/tina was on was the last one becasue "they" destroyed every other ship. so Bomar and his best bud Romab decided to hitch a ride on...
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Old 2002-08-14, 13:14
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"they" is making a cameo appearance? wow

a whale....
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Old 2002-08-14, 13:17
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so they crawled in through the blowhole where they found pinochio and...
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Old 2002-08-14, 13:22
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gippetto making love to pinocchio's nose.....

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Old 2002-08-14, 13:23
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pinoccio asked if he could be a real boy
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2002-08-14, 13:43
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but gepetto said no because then, pinocchio's nose wouldnt be long enough. so pinochio said that it was ok with him, but that was alie and his nose grew inside geptto's ass and came out of his mouth.
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Old 2002-08-14, 14:12
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Old 2002-08-14, 19:31
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pinoccio says "having my nose up your ass literally reaks of poopoo...can i take it out now?? being a dildo isnt my favorite thing to do".....
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Old 2002-08-14, 22:02
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Enter a Dancing carrot in a Tuxedo and a top hat who said.

"well hello chaps, any one up for a game of elephant polo?"

they looked at him and said...
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Old 2002-08-14, 22:38
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Old 2002-08-14, 23:00
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.....i ment to say that we're killing the singer of this band..uhh..drowning pool, thats it!...
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Old 2002-08-14, 23:05
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Old 2002-08-14, 23:08
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dick in his mouth.....
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Old 2002-08-15, 00:53
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*the carrot goes to leave the room* and says ".....
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Old 2002-08-15, 01:00
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"im gonna kill that fat cunt tonight"
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