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Old 2002-08-15, 13:34
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then my clock would be wrong.


What if ur clock was right?
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Fender0823: what if u could have all the babes u wanted in ur bed, but once a month u had to wear a shirt in public that said "I like my men in short shorts" would u do it
Fender0823: :-X god im scary
Fender0823: lol
Fender0823: this is what alcohol does to me.
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Fender0823: lmfao!!!!!!!
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Fender0823: can i put this in my sig on metaltabs
Fender0823: lololol
Ulimnar: but I'd also carry a gun for any homos that took it seriously

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Old 2002-08-15, 14:44
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The time would be as it is.
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Old 2002-08-15, 15:04
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and what if powersofterror got breast fed from a goat til the age of 13...that might explain y he think being gay is straight?


what if metal=life was a puss-squeezing, regurgitated penis
fuck, cunt face with goat milk spewed all over it.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2002-08-15, 19:33
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how can i be a penis and a cunt???
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Old 2002-08-15, 20:14
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how can i be a penis and a cunt???


The question is....what if you Were! a penis AND a cunt...

Something to ponder...
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Old 2002-08-15, 20:15
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wat if the penis was on the cunt?
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Old 2002-08-15, 20:24
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what if he had a cunt and he was fuckin some guy and hes cock came off and got stuck?
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Old 2002-08-15, 20:26
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no...sorry....

it was funny for awhile..but you took it tooo far. nup, i'm sorry.,..you ruined it.


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Old 2002-08-15, 20:29
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what if the guy he fucked was you?? hm??? think about tha. what if yor dic was stuck inside metal=lifes cunt??huh?? what would you do???
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Old 2002-08-15, 20:31
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well, i was shocked at first, then i realised my cock is firmly in my pants so i guess i have nothing to worry about
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Old 2002-08-15, 20:33
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are you sure it's yours? maybe it did get stuck and you had to steal someone elses, and mines right here so no, you didnt steal mine.
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Old 2002-08-15, 20:41
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no no, i've had this one since birth
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Old 2002-08-15, 22:48
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SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!! ITS SICK AS SHIT!!!!!!!! Y THINK ABOUT OTHER DUDE'S DICKS??? U ALL WILL BE SPELLBOUND!! BY THE DEVIL....(thats the song im listenin too)
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Old 2002-08-16, 00:07
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ahh, you're just mad that morbid angel's dick is in your cunt
j/k
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2002-08-16, 01:21
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"What If" you all shut the fuck up about penises??
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Old 2002-08-16, 03:16
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then thered be no toilet humor
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Old 2002-08-16, 10:42
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Old 2002-08-16, 11:14
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what if you record your self masterbating at 8 yrs old. and watch it when your 18...is that kiddie porn?
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Old 2002-08-16, 13:19
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what if you record your self masterbating at 8 yrs old. and watch it when your 18...is that kiddie porn?


What if I called u a sick fuck.
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Fender0823: ok here's a good one.........
Fender0823: what if u could have all the babes u wanted in ur bed, but once a month u had to wear a shirt in public that said "I like my men in short shorts" would u do it
Fender0823: :-X god im scary
Fender0823: lol
Fender0823: this is what alcohol does to me.
Ulimnar: hell yeah i would, lol, that'd be hilarious
Fender0823: lmfao!!!!!!!
Fender0823: hahahahahahaha
Fender0823: can i put this in my sig on metaltabs
Fender0823: lololol
Ulimnar: but I'd also carry a gun for any homos that took it seriously

"Wally Leaves us officially" - Ulimnar: lol I think it'll work now...goodbye man
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Old 2002-08-16, 13:20
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Quote:
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what if you record your self masterbating at 8 yrs old. and watch it when your 18...is that kiddie porn?


I don't recall masterbating at 8 years old.
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Eternal, and eternal I endure
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