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Old 2002-08-12, 22:10
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What if?

Start a string of Mindfuck what if's.

What if you were in a coma for years and reality is different from what you think is reality. Like if you were in a coma since you were 2 and youre mind had to exist in a world based on your own concepts and ideals.

Or what if you have always been in a coma and concepts such as self and existence are radically different from "reality"
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Old 2002-08-12, 22:13
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wow, you sure started a bunch of threads, devin.
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Old 2002-08-13, 00:06
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what a mind blowing topic this is.




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Old 2002-08-13, 00:07
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I was wondering, what if your aunt had balls?

Oh, shit, she'd be your uncle!
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Old 2002-08-13, 01:13
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what if....uhh......damn, cant think of anything
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Old 2002-08-13, 11:42
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What if people got together and posted a bunch of totally pointless things, and then other people even posted about not knowing what to say...

The possibilities are endless...
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Old 2002-08-13, 12:09
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what if vodka really made hair grow on your chest?? would that explain why yetis live in russia??
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Old 2002-08-13, 12:15
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what if someone closed this thread, would the author go hide and cry in a corner?
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Old 2002-08-13, 12:43
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what if peeing in a toilet was secular...
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Old 2002-08-13, 13:37
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what if squirels were'nt cool?
What if horses were?
What if thread wasn't fucking stupid?

WHAT IF......
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Old 2002-08-13, 13:53
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Re: What if?

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Start a string of Mindfuck what if's.

What if you were in a coma for years and reality is different from what you think is reality. Like if you were in a coma since you were 2 and youre mind had to exist in a world based on your own concepts and ideals.

Or what if you have always been in a coma and concepts such as self and existence are radically different from "reality"


What if half your life has been a dream and you wake up to find that you've slept in an extra few hours when you were 5?
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Old 2002-08-13, 16:10
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what if i touch myself
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Old 2002-08-13, 19:28
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what if being gay was actually being more straight
than being straight
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2002-08-14, 13:31
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Quote:
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what if being gay was actually being more straight
than being straight


That doesn't make sense. Stop talking.
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Old 2002-08-15, 03:28
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what if jenna jameson, sky lopez, and nikki tyler came to my house and sucked my penis.......................err wait!! what if these 2 smiley faces-----> we're gay, they both look like guys...i wouldnt be in love w/ a bald yellow chick
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Old 2002-08-15, 03:37
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and what if powersofterror got breast fed from a goat til the age of 13...that might explain y he think being gay is straight?
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What if Led Zeppelin reunited with the original lineup? The possibilities! Of course u would have to raise the dead....details, details.
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Fender0823: ok here's a good one.........
Fender0823: what if u could have all the babes u wanted in ur bed, but once a month u had to wear a shirt in public that said "I like my men in short shorts" would u do it
Fender0823: :-X god im scary
Fender0823: lol
Fender0823: this is what alcohol does to me.
Ulimnar: hell yeah i would, lol, that'd be hilarious
Fender0823: lmfao!!!!!!!
Fender0823: hahahahahahaha
Fender0823: can i put this in my sig on metaltabs
Fender0823: lololol
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Old 2002-08-15, 09:29
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Re: Re: What if?

what if (actualy..when considering the moon moves an inch and a half away from the earth each year) the moon completly falls out of earths orbit falling to keep earth on its constant and steady axis consequently ice caps exceeding the equator?
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Old 2002-08-15, 10:20
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what if one second was etirnity and etirnity was one second
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Old 2002-08-15, 10:27
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then my clock would be wrong.
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