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Old 2002-08-13, 20:10
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I'll admit, animals are my soft spot, I love them. But I'd fucking kill a human being in a heartbeat.
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.

I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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Old 2002-08-13, 23:29
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if the cutest and cuddliest and most googoogaga oh so cute aniaml in the world opened its mouth revealing a mouth full of poisonous fangs, and it was coming to eat you, and just by some odd chance, you had a shotgun, would you shoot it?
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Old 2002-08-13, 23:30
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It would depend on my mood at the time...

and I'm being totally serious.
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.

I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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Old 2002-08-14, 00:48
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nahhh, i wouldn't shoot it, even if it tried to kill me...
i'd just kick it, or grab it by its neck and chunck it against a tree
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2002-08-14, 13:33
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I'd shoot the fucking thing....hell yeah!!

It's my life or his.....hmm, tough choice eh??
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Old 2002-08-14, 14:18
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throwing it against a tree would be funny though
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2002-08-14, 16:37
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i did that to the first fish i caught. actually it wasn't a "real" fish, because it was a minnow, i still haven't caught a "real" fish. but anway, i didn't know why what i was doing so i smacked it against the tree, 'cause i thought it would die. it didn't.
so my uncle took him off the hook and we took him home and put him in a fishbowl.
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Old 2002-08-14, 18:06
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I once shot a crayfish with my pellet gun when it was caught in a little cage. heh, i blew it's arm off.

I also shot a frog with my pellet gun......it made quite the hole in it's back. It then tried running away.....so it took 2 more pellets to stop it.
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Old 2002-08-15, 00:18
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the only thing that was fun back in the day was pulling apart those
damn love bugs....annoying little critters...
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2002-08-15, 01:22
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I once shot a crayfish with my pellet gun when it was caught in a little cage. heh, i blew it's arm off.

I also shot a frog with my pellet gun......it made quite the hole in it's back. It then tried running away.....so it took 2 more pellets to stop it.

i got shot in the ass with a pellet gun by a friend as a joke, that wasnt very funny
hmmm, an animal to beat up, i'd say a goose, specifically a canadian goose, i've had bad experiences with those, hmm, me, a chainsaw, and a goose
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Old 2002-08-15, 01:48
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when i was 5, i hid a kitchen steak knife outside in the bushes and everyday after school, i would stab frogs in the back and watch theyre guts come out as i pulled the knife out......i must have stabbed over 600 frogs in my childhood
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Old 2002-08-15, 14:47
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I once shot a crayfish with my pellet gun when it was caught in a little cage. heh, i blew it's arm off.


haha, you rule.

.......hmmm.......why do i think that's funny.
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Old 2002-08-15, 14:50
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Cause it is.
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Old 2002-08-15, 14:51
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when i was 5, i hid a kitchen steak knife outside in the bushes and everyday after school, i would stab frogs in the back and watch theyre guts come out as i pulled the knife out......i must have stabbed over 600 frogs in my childhood


you are sick
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2002-08-15, 15:33
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when i was 5, i hid a kitchen steak knife outside in the bushes and everyday after school, i would stab frogs in the back and watch theyre guts come out as i pulled the knife out......i must have stabbed over 600 frogs in my childhood


These are the types of people that I would kill, if I had my way.
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.

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Old 2002-08-15, 15:34
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Roger That!
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Old 2002-08-15, 16:10
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I have always wanted to punch a horse right on the side of its neck, although it would probably get out of hand and I would end up beating it to a pulp.

I got a llama in a headlock once, it was very pissed off. It was sitting on its knees and proceeded to stand up and then the people supervising it were angry at me.

I regularly hit rabbits on the road I live on, partly because I aim for them and partly because there are so many of them its unavoidable. One time a squirrel was trotting along the side of the road and ran out in front of me, I aimed for it. I ended the little fury bundle of cuteness, and I looked in the rear view mirror where it rolled over twice and then twitched then died.

NO, I am not, going to be, a mass murder, or, cerial KILLER, do you understand what I AM SAYING?

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Old 2002-08-15, 16:14
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you spelled serial wrong
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2002-08-15, 17:22
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serial killers are usually poor spellers.
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Old 2002-08-15, 18:01
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heheheyou just talked yourself into a corner
you just admitted you were a serial killer
when you said you weren't
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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