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Old 2006-01-25, 23:44
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I got drunk, and me and my friend put his girlfriend on the spit...

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Old 2006-01-25, 23:56
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are you saying that you ate his girlfriend?
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since bia is suspened she sent me a pm saying that putting a girl on the split is having 1 guy on one end and the other on the other end with the chickes legs in the middle, how she knows this i dont know....
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Old 2006-01-26, 02:09
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im sure shes been around, shes got the looks to pull it off.
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Old 2006-01-26, 02:21
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but why call it the spit its just a threesome
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Old 2006-01-26, 02:51
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It's not a threesome. That's when three people are engaged with having sex with one another, involving some kind of bisexuality unless all three are of the same sex. Two on one is called a double team. But, since there are a few different ways to do a double team, it's perfectly legitimate to have different names for them.

And you can be a virgin and know what all these terms mean. They're words, not actions, and don't implying having done a damn thing.

By the way, I'm extremely disappointed that I'm the only person who knows where the title comes from. That's a sad day. All of you people who claim to be Americans should just give up; you haven't learned anything of what makes our country awesome and worthwhile.
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Old 2006-01-26, 02:55
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good thing is...im not american
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Then you've learned nothing of what makes being a human being worthwhile. That's not really any better.

Plus you don't understand the difference between a threesome and a double team, which being Australian doesn't mitigate.
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I can't believe that somebody was told that the term 'spit' was being applied to a women engaged in sexual relations with two men and yet still is dumbfounded by the vernacular. What do you people learn at school these days?
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since bia is suspened she sent me a pm saying that putting a girl on the split is having 1 guy on one end and the other on the other end with the chickes legs in the middle, how she knows this i dont know....

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It's not a threesome. That's when three people are engaged with having sex with one another, involving some kind of bisexuality unless all three are of the same sex. Two on one is called a double team. But, since there are a few different ways to do a double team, it's perfectly legitimate to have different names for them.

And you can be a virgin and know what all these terms mean. They're words, not actions, and don't implying having done a damn thing.

By the way, I'm extremely disappointed that I'm the only person who knows where the title comes from. That's a sad day. All of you people who claim to be Americans should just give up; you haven't learned anything of what makes our country awesome and worthwhile.

i know what its from now, i googled it, and then wiki'ed it, and am going to further educatae myself on this person after classes.
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since bia is suspened she sent me a pm saying that putting a girl on the split is having 1 guy on one end and the other on the other end with the chickes legs in the middle, how she knows this i dont know....

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Old 2006-01-26, 16:06
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haha that's pretty awesome, dude. Anyone catch ya?
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