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Old 2006-11-28, 13:29
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shreddist, i don't think she wants you!
haha. nah. what's all this lube talk, just PIN HER DOWN AND SHOVE IT IN
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doom metal tries to invoke the feeling of being a really fat guy stuck in the trash compactor from Star Wars IV
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Old 2006-11-28, 13:40
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shreddist, i don't think she wants you!
haha. nah. what's all this lube talk, just PIN HER DOWN AND SHOVE IT IN
Ha.
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Compare these people to the norm, say, Muhammed SuiÁmez for instance who seems to think that lots of poorly strung together riffs spaced awkwardly around fancy monotonous sweeps covers up the fact that his ideas and songs are really quit boring.
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Old 2006-11-28, 13:42
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shreddist, i don't think she wants you!
haha. nah. what's all this lube talk, just PIN HER DOWN AND SHOVE IT IN


Coming from a girl makes this post 1000x more awesome.
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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
About requiem. Aint it the truth...
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Old 2006-11-28, 15:31
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Coming from a girl makes this post 1000x more awesome.



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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


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Old 2006-11-28, 17:15
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dude take it slow. try fooling around for a goo dhalf hour and shit. suck up her neck do something she really likes
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Sex is free if you don't mind spending most of your night in the bushes with both a balaclava and an overblown sense of entitlement.
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Old 2006-11-28, 17:52
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2 fingers. Ive spent about 40 fucking dollars in different lube, it all hurts her. Sex is overrated.

Blasphemy

Get her to relax and make her feel comfortable, and yes don't rush into it. Are you using a condom? Most are lubed enough so you don't need any.
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Please excuse me for I currently have a terminal erection, and the only cure is midget-cunny.
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Old 2006-11-28, 18:19
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this conversation has made my mind run amuck and now i have a hard on
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Sex is free if you don't mind spending most of your night in the bushes with both a balaclava and an overblown sense of entitlement.
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Old 2006-11-28, 20:43
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amuck


how you spelled that is so much nastier than amok
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Why would you sig that?
Why not? Why would you sig me saying that I hate you? I was serious there, too.


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Old 2006-12-07, 05:34
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For a lot of people first time sex hurts like fuck because they're scared, and then they don't want to do it later on, and they get scared more, and tighten up, and get hurt more. Same goes for premature ejaculation and nervousness, it's a vicious cycle. Just make sure she's properly aroused (and I mean GUSHING with woman juice) and take it slow, don't just shove it all in in one go. Try spooning, it won't go very far in so it shouldn't hurt as much. Another good one is where she lies on her stomach with her legs together, and you get on top of her as if you would in missionary, so it's sort of like spooning. Missionary and doggystyle positions are NOT recomended due to their deeper penetration.
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