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Old 2006-01-23, 19:19
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Nylon, Polyester, Manila?

Also... braided or twisted?

nylon, it was fairly smooth, not twisted
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Old 2006-01-23, 19:32
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nylon, it was fairly smooth, not twisted

Cool.
She sounds like a sweet girl.

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Old 2006-01-23, 19:37
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it was fairly smooth, not twisted


How strange. You were the exact opposite.
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Old 2006-01-23, 19:40
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Excellent observation.
Wish I had got that.
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Old 2006-01-23, 19:42
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Excellent observation.
Wish I had got that.


You'll get it some day, my sweet little nerd girl.
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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
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Old 2006-01-23, 20:54
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I took a dump on FBS's mom's chest.
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Old 2006-01-23, 21:26
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I took a dump on FBS's mom's chest.


....he the proceeded in licking it off.
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Old 2006-01-23, 22:11
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Something that I have been dying to do is this:

Have sex with a random girl and a few seconds after rolling off her sweaty body, proceed with the following:

Dyldo the Human Dildo: "Shit..Be honest, please. You don't have AIDS do you?
Random girl: "Uh..no."
Dyldo: "Good, cus' I don't want to catch it twice."
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Old 2006-01-23, 22:17
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Old 2006-01-23, 22:29
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This year,me and 3 friends made a pact to get laid before graduation.Who knows what crazy situations we might get into. LOL
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Old 2006-01-23, 22:49
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Coincidence that FBS and I lose a girlfriend within the same week?
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Old 2006-01-23, 23:02
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This year,me and 3 friends made a pact to get laid before graduation.Who knows what crazy situations we might get into. LOL

Fucking three other guys, wow, that is pretty sick.
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Old 2006-01-24, 01:31
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Old 2006-01-24, 01:36
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thats what i was thinking.


i once fucked a fat chick, and when i was finished, i smacked her in the face with the used condom.

another tale, i hooked up with a chick late last september, early octoberish, and i was fingering her for a bit until her roomie walked in and we had to stop, and when she wasnt paying attention i started to run the finger along her lips, then she satreted sucking on it until she realized that it had an unusual taste. i still give her shit for that one.

hmmm, the same chick i tied up, i fucked in the ass in a woodshed. i fucked her with her parents in the room next door, hell, i fucked her in the ass with her parents in the room next door. i fingered her in her moms van, in the middle seats, made her cum near around 20 times in 30 minutes, mom didnt know a thing.

thats all i can think of for now...
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Old 2006-01-24, 01:45
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My girlfriend likes her ass eaten out...and Ive gotten shit on my finger before from me fingering her ass hole.

And I want to have sex with her mother and younger sister.

Now eating a chicks ass is cool but tell the bitch to clean her asshole first and is her mom hot
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Old 2006-01-24, 04:03
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thats what i was thinking.


i once fucked a fat chick, and when i was finished, i smacked her in the face with the used condom.

another tale, i hooked up with a chick late last september, early octoberish, and i was fingering her for a bit until her roomie walked in and we had to stop, and when she wasnt paying attention i started to run the finger along her lips, then she satreted sucking on it until she realized that it had an unusual taste. i still give her shit for that one.

hmmm, the same chick i tied up, i fucked in the ass in a woodshed. i fucked her with her parents in the room next door, hell, i fucked her in the ass with her parents in the room next door. i fingered her in her moms van, in the middle seats, made her cum near around 20 times in 30 minutes, mom didnt know a thing.

thats all i can think of for now...


Is her mum a fucking vegetable?
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Old 2006-01-24, 04:24
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no, but the chick almost bit through my hand
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Old 2006-01-24, 04:58
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bejezus, your name IS poonraven!
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Old 2006-01-24, 05:35
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bejezus, your name IS poonraven!

damn fuckin skippy
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Old 2006-01-24, 09:46
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