2006-01-23, 19:19
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Lo, they do call to me...
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Nylon, Polyester, Manila?
Also... braided or twisted? |
nylon, it was fairly smooth, not twisted
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2006-01-23, 19:32
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Muffin Ass
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nylon, it was fairly smooth, not twisted
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Cool.
She sounds like a sweet girl.
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2006-01-23, 19:37
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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it was fairly smooth, not twisted
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How strange. You were the exact opposite. 
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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
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2006-01-23, 19:40
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Muffin Ass
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Excellent observation.
Wish I had got that.
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2006-01-23, 19:42
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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Excellent observation.
Wish I had got that.
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You'll get it some day, my sweet little nerd girl.
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far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982
"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
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2006-01-23, 20:54
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I took a dump on FBS's mom's chest.
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2006-01-23, 21:26
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I took a dump on FBS's mom's chest.
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....he the proceeded in licking it off. |
2006-01-23, 22:11
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Something that I have been dying to do is this:
Have sex with a random girl and a few seconds after rolling off her sweaty body, proceed with the following:
Dyldo the Human Dildo: "Shit..Be honest, please. You don't have AIDS do you?
Random girl: "Uh..no."
Dyldo: "Good, cus' I don't want to catch it twice."
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facebook.com/deadheadroses
deadheadroses.bandcamp.com
deadheadrosesmusic.com
i'm so ronrey
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2006-01-23, 22:17
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2006-01-23, 22:29
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This year,me and 3 friends made a pact to get laid before graduation.Who knows what crazy situations we might get into. LOL
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2006-01-23, 22:49
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Coincidence that FBS and I lose a girlfriend within the same week?
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Worker bees can leave,
Even drones can fly away.
The queen is their slave.
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2006-01-23, 23:02
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I am a tax on the world..
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This year,me and 3 friends made a pact to get laid before graduation.Who knows what crazy situations we might get into. LOL
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Fucking three other guys, wow, that is pretty sick. 
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
 
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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2006-01-24, 01:31
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Jono
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*cough*American Pie*
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2006-01-24, 01:36
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Lo, they do call to me...
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thats what i was thinking.
i once fucked a fat chick, and when i was finished, i smacked her in the face with the used condom.
another tale, i hooked up with a chick late last september, early octoberish, and i was fingering her for a bit until her roomie walked in and we had to stop, and when she wasnt paying attention i started to run the finger along her lips, then she satreted sucking on it until she realized that it had an unusual taste. i still give her shit for that one.
hmmm, the same chick i tied up, i fucked in the ass in a woodshed. i fucked her with her parents in the room next door, hell, i fucked her in the ass with her parents in the room next door. i fingered her in her moms van, in the middle seats, made her cum near around 20 times in 30 minutes, mom didnt know a thing.
thats all i can think of for now...
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2006-01-24, 01:45
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My girlfriend likes her ass eaten out...and Ive gotten shit on my finger before from me fingering her ass hole.
And I want to have sex with her mother and younger sister.
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2006-01-24, 04:03
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thats what i was thinking.
i once fucked a fat chick, and when i was finished, i smacked her in the face with the used condom.
another tale, i hooked up with a chick late last september, early octoberish, and i was fingering her for a bit until her roomie walked in and we had to stop, and when she wasnt paying attention i started to run the finger along her lips, then she satreted sucking on it until she realized that it had an unusual taste. i still give her shit for that one.
hmmm, the same chick i tied up, i fucked in the ass in a woodshed. i fucked her with her parents in the room next door, hell, i fucked her in the ass with her parents in the room next door. i fingered her in her moms van, in the middle seats, made her cum near around 20 times in 30 minutes, mom didnt know a thing.
thats all i can think of for now...
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Is her mum a fucking vegetable?
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2006-01-24, 04:24
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Lo, they do call to me...
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no, but the chick almost bit through my hand
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2006-01-24, 04:58
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bejezus, your name IS poonraven!
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Why would you sig that?
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Why not? Why would you sig me saying that I hate you? I was serious there, too. |
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2006-01-24, 05:35
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Lo, they do call to me...
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bejezus, your name IS poonraven! |
damn fuckin skippy
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2006-01-24, 09:46
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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SlingBlade somehow managed to get a hot girl interested in him that he didn’t think was a whore. Fascinated by this rare event, I talk to her and immediately discover the reason: The girl was not a day over 16. Well, maybe 17. He whispered to me, “This is what lawyers in Texas call, ‘the age of consent.’” There was only one barrier to SlingBlade sealing the deal--She didn’t believe that he went to Austin High with her. She asked him what the mascot was. He accused her of not knowing herself, and trying to steal that information from him. I came upon a plan that could solve this dilemma: I told him to whisper his answer to me, and then she can tell me what the mascot is, and I’ll tell her if he got it right. She agrees. He pretends to whisper something in my ear, and I tell her, “Unless the mascot is ‘I’m going to knock this girl unconscious and anally-fist her,’ he didn’t go to Austin High.” He still hasn’t forgiven me.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I fucking love Tucker Max. Seriously. I could make him 11).
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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
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