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Old 2011-08-19, 02:56
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You know, I've never seen the original. Now I don't want to.
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Old 2011-08-19, 10:53
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This looks soooo bad haha awesome
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Old 2011-08-21, 23:11
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The Troll Hunter Was pretty cool.
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Old 2011-08-23, 06:15
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The Troll Hunter Was pretty cool.

Movie about teh cyber police?
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Old 2011-08-30, 08:06
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Oldboy is getting remade after all, except instead of Steven Spielberg/Will Smith it's gonna be Spike Lee/Josh Brolin, which is significantly less of a hot puddle of rotten cunt-gunk, but still...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1321511/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oldboy#Other_adaptations
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Old 2011-08-30, 13:17
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Yeah.. I read about that yesterday. Definitely a better mix but its still blasphemous.
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Old 2011-09-08, 20:44
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Just saw through WKUK's Civil War on Drugs again... man I love that one. "So, all you do is smoke weed and follow fish around?"
I think my favorite scene is the one where they're sitting in the tea room; the just barely suppressed total mind shattering is fucking A.
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Old 2011-09-09, 10:46
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Some concept art which was intended for use in the Hellraiser remake has been released:

http://www.shocktillyoudrop.com/new...ws.php?id=20882

I actually quite like the new Pinhead look, but the others look utterly pedestrian, like unused stock characters from Mortal Kombat II.
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Old 2011-09-10, 19:02
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Oldboy is getting remade after all, except instead of Steven Spielberg/Will Smith it's gonna be Spike Lee/Josh Brolin, which is significantly less of a hot puddle of rotten cunt-gunk, but still...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1321511/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oldboy#Other_adaptations


I just read that as Spike Lee and Josh Groban. Say whaaaa?
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Old 2011-09-17, 06:15
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I just can't believe it that I actually watched Final Destination 5 yesterday. Wow it sucked sooo hard. No seriously it was baaaaaaaad.
Luckily a guy infront of me fainted so I could help him and I didn't see the entire movie
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Old 2011-09-17, 17:41
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Ha! I actually met the writer for Final Destination (1, 2, and 5.. I think, can't remember) randomly a few weeks ago. Never seen any of them.

Did the guy pass out because of the movie?
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Old 2011-09-17, 19:32
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I would falcon punch that dude so superhard for those bad movies.

Nah he has problems with his heart because he makes too much sport so his heart muscles is actually too big (that's what I got out of him before the medics came)
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Old 2011-09-18, 17:02
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I just watched Insidious, holy fuck that was a scary movie.
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Old 2011-09-28, 13:21
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Knuckle, the real Snatch: http://thefilmstage.com/trailer/tra...entary-knuckle/

I'm sure Paddy's whole family is in there somewhere in one of those trailers.
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Just watched Der Untergang. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0363163/

Wanna guess why it didn't win any Academy Awards?
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Old 2011-10-12, 08:32
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If you're both a Hellraiser fan and a colossal nerd this might interest you:

http://hellraiserpodcast.libsyn.com/
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Old 2011-10-16, 10:06
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Knuckle, the real Snatch: http://thefilmstage.com/trailer/tra...entary-knuckle/

I'm sure Paddy's whole family is in there somewhere in one of those trailers.
Just finished watching this. It's fucking hilarious, and unintentionally so. It's a basic fact of nature that you can't sound tough when you have an indecipherable, jaunty Irish traveller accent and a vocabulary that could be written down in its entirety on the back of a pack of cigarettes in 70pt Comic Sans MS.

"Dat foker's only after boytin' me!"

There are English subtitles throughout, even though everyone is already speaking English. I'm Irish and I don't even know what the fuck they're saying. It's like an entire community of alcoholic stroke victims trying to turn every sentence into a singsong.

It's a really interesting film though, and seems to be a representative microcosm of pointless conflict in general.

An interview with the director:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqchbz8DxQk
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Old 2011-10-19, 06:28
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Hellraiser 9. Watched it. I have literally nothing to say, except for the following text-wall:

Actually, fuck it, I can't be arsed. It's hilarious, watch it for that reason.

Oh yeah, a lot of the film is based in Mexico, and all of the "Mexicans" are in fact Asians. Jesus Christ.

If you buy this DVD a retard will die. Pirate that shit:

http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/675...Rip.XviD-playXD
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Old 2011-10-19, 10:04
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I'm scared to visit sites like that. Wanna give a bit more of a rundown as to why it's worth watching, despite everything?
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Old 2011-10-19, 10:35
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Try one of these instead:

http://www.fileserve.com/file/HRaRn....AC3-YeFsTe.avi

http://rapidshare.com/files/3443912....AC3-YeFsTe.avi

If you imagine a parody movie where the actors are intentionally hamming it up for comic effect, and then imagine that the actors in question don't realise they're in a parody movie and have been cast by the studio out of sheer cruelty, you've got Hellraiser 9. It is definitely one of the worst films I've ever seen, there is nothing good about any of it. Even the gore - which might have made it worth watching despite everything else - is really low-rent and cheap. They didn't even bother using a second, skinnier actor to portray the skinless version of the primary actor, they just piled the latex onto the same actor and he gains about 2 inches of girth as a result regardless of the fact he's been skinned.

All of the Cenobites look like they're in a shitty commercial for a new line of Halloween costumes. Pinhead's actor is fucking awful; he looks retarded, sounds retarded and acts like a retard who's retarded. His attempt at a British accent and his delivery of his lines is so very, very bad that if you close your eyes you'd swear you were watching an episode of South Park in which Pinhead has a speaking role and is voiced by Matt Stone.

The vagrant who supplies the box to the two main characters is so funny that I had to pause the movie twice during his scenes because I was laughing too hard to see or hear what was going on.

The script - written by the guy who does the special effects (!!!) - is the worst I've ever encountered. I've heard more credible dialogue in Prisoner on Cell Block H, and I'm not even joking.

Just watch it. It has to be seen to be believed. There are budgetless fan movies on YouTube that are infinitely better, and that's saying something.

Having said all of that, I watched the movie right to the end, and I laughed my ass off throughout, so at least it's enjoyable on some perverted level. Hellworld, the previous Hellraiser in the series, was fucking awful too but it had the added problem of pissing me off and making me wish I was dead. Revelations just left me mildly dehydrated from the laughter-induced tears.
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