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Old 2011-07-20, 01:11
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If your mom's deceased then who am I playing Frontierville with? (IS YOUR NAME NORMAN???)
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Old 2011-07-20, 03:03
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If your mom's deceased then who am I playing Frontierville with?
Me, wearing her peeled face with her severed tits stitched inside a bra and slung over my shoulders, sitting on her favourite dildo and pretending to be a Protestant. It's easy, I already hate Catholics anyway.

Water my turnips, bitch.
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Old 2011-07-20, 16:51
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Paddy: if I sent you a vile of my sperm, what would you do? I mean what would you really do?
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Old 2011-07-21, 01:37
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What if I did? And you can water your own goldurn turnips, Lucky Charms-boi.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Old 2011-07-21, 04:57
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Paddy: if I sent you a vile of my sperm, what would you do? I mean what would you really do?
I'd definitely have a wee sniff if nothing else.

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What if I did?
I'd inject it directly into my eyeball and become a Super Hick Pope-assassin with special Turnip Vision™ for discerning the freshness of turnips from up to 50 paces away just by sight alone.

I'd also lick the container. I loves girl cums even if it IS fermented and more corrosive than 100-year-old vinegar.

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And you can water your own goldurn turnips, Lucky Charms-boi.
Lucky Charms? What's a racist American breakfast cereal got to do with anything? Goddamn racists! It wouldn't surprise me if you guys had a cereal which was chocolate covered and made the pure white milk turn brown as a warning to children about the dangers of multiculturalism and featured a monkey in urban clothing on the box holding a spoon in place of a TEC-9!

Oh...

Just watched In Bruges for the third time. I seem to enjoy it more with each viewing. What a rip off - I want my full enjoyments NOW Does anyone else think Ralph (Rayf? What a cunt) Fiennes is an overrated hack?

The love interest in the film was perty. I want to cannibalise her so I can have her with me forever.
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Old 2011-07-21, 06:31
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Of course, the flaw in that is that you'd shit out most of her within a day and then it'd just be whatever you've metabolized into your cells; but seeing as every molecule in your body get switched out over a seven-year period...
Nah, just take the corpse to a taxidermist, I think that's the way to go. That way, you could even have yourself a sort of assisted wank whenever you feel a little peckish.

A kind of an open question here, but I've only run into disappointments on this front lately - really good psychological horror? Basically, I like horror that actually manage to get through it all without boring jumpscares and gore thrown in the for the hell of it.
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Old 2011-07-21, 09:30
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I doubt I'd ever shit again if I had her inside me. If I did it'd come out like a bronze Oscar.

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A kind of an open question here, but I've only run into disappointments on this front lately - really good psychological horror? Basically, I like horror that actually manage to get through it all without boring jumpscares and gore thrown in the for the hell of it.
I'd also like to find something along those lines, as long as by "psychological horror" we all understand that the following do NOT count:

* The main protagonist/antagonist is a schizophrenic and he/she's been terrorising him/herself all along.

* It's a dream.

* It's the dying fantasies of someone in a coma.

* He's a fucking ghost.

* It stars Leonardo Cage.

Have you seen Audition, Pats? It's not exactly frightening but it's quite enjoyable nonetheless.
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Old 2011-07-21, 09:52
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I doubt I'd ever shit again if I had her inside me. If I did it'd come out like a bronze Oscar.

I'd also like to find something along those lines, as long as by "psychological horror" we all understand that the following do NOT count:

* The main protagonist/antagonist is a schizophrenic and he/she's been terrorising him/herself all along.

* It's a dream.

* It's the dying fantasies of someone in a coma.

* He's a fucking ghost.

* It stars Leonardo Cage.

Have you seen Audition, Pats? It's not exactly frightening but it's quite enjoyable nonetheless.



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Old 2011-07-21, 10:49
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I really liked this movie:

Altered States
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080360/


To be honest, the only thing that I can remember actually being scared of is Rosemary's Baby, the book by Ira Levin. The movie is considered to be one of the top psychological horror movies of all time by critics, but, man, that book is just awesome. Read it, then watch it.
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Old 2011-07-21, 11:18
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I heard Antichrist was pretty good. Haven't seen it, though.
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Old 2011-07-21, 12:09
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I heard Antichrist was pretty good. Haven't seen it, though.
You've been listening to cunts again, haven't you?

Rosemary's Baby was good. So was Spaceballs, incidentally.
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Old 2011-07-21, 12:43
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Old 2011-07-22, 04:56
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This might be my new favorite movie:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfcJUl39iiA
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Old 2011-07-22, 12:20
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AHAHAHAHA oh my god, how the fuck does he live with himself? Thank you for this. Thank you.
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Old 2011-07-22, 12:55
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That hack only gets work because he looks kinda like a Jew. At least Woody Allen is honest about it and wears his Jewishness on his sleeve as he damn well should, IF YOU GET MY MEANING.
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Old 2011-07-22, 13:28
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Mel, I refuse to see Passion of the Christ. Blame South Park.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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Old 2011-07-22, 13:30
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But Woody Allen sucks, too.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Old 2011-07-22, 14:03
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I tried to watch Annie Hall the other week and got really fucking annoyed at his whiny jewish demeanor. Talk about a one trick pony.

Larry David is much more my style. New Curbs are hilarious.
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Old 2011-07-22, 14:18
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Old 2011-08-19, 02:31
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