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Old 2010-06-07, 02:14
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Online Shooters have now become "addiction" games. They are like really good and quick highs from uppers. And then you randomly suck and turn bipolar. And then suddenly everybody is out to get YOU. You are the only person being shot at, and it just simply "isn't fair." Then you have a great game and laugh maniacally because you are a God with the new gun you just earned.

Then you try to stop.

And all you can see is the game. All you want is more.

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I was soooo in love with Oblivion, almost the same as this asian dude who married his pillow. The most nerdiest (?) time of my life was when I installed the game and started to play.
One of my favs along with Bioshock.
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i haven't touched MW2 in forever. fuuuuck that haha

haha, the end of my obsession was about the time that we started playing games together. I wanted to get my k/d up to 1.0, but that's about 400 kills away... And I don't have the patience for that shit anymore.

I may just skip beating Prototype for now and jump right into Oblivion tonight. Uncharted 2 can wait a little longer, which may end up being a year longer haha.
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I need to check out Oblivion as I've been meaning to for awhile.. people tell me if I loved Fallout 3 I'll go rock-hard for Oblivion. (although it'll be for PC).
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haha, the end of my obsession was about the time that we started playing games together. I wanted to get my k/d up to 1.0, but that's about 400 kills away... And I don't have the patience for that shit anymore.

I may just skip beating Prototype for now and jump right into Oblivion tonight. Uncharted 2 can wait a little longer, which may end up being a year longer haha.


My k/d ratio sucked, and i'm pretty sure yours wasn't too far off haha so to get it to 1.0 would have taken fuckin forever. I actually started getting pretty good at it, but i already have high blood pressure and that game would have been the death of me. Smoking crack is probably healthier.
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I need to check out Oblivion as I've been meaning to for awhile.. people tell me if I loved Fallout 3 I'll go rock-hard for Oblivion. (although it'll be for PC).


Oblivion is boner-inducing, yes. If you loved Fallout 3, imagine a game with 100 times more shit to do.
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Oblivion is boner-inducing, yes. If you loved Fallout 3, imagine a game with 100 times more shit to do.


I wasted an entire summer maxing out all my skill levels, climbing to the top of every guild, and filling every display case in Rosethorn Hall with bling. That game fucking rules.
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I wasted an entire summer maxing out all my skill levels, climbing to the top of every guild, and filling every display case in Rosethorn Hall with bling. That game fucking rules.


Good lord.. I need to stop and think "do I really need this in my life? Don't I procrastinate enough?". I won't, but I should. I'll probably check it out when I get some cash flow my way. I usually don't get too fixated on video games anymore anyways, ever since Diablo 2 at least, as when I'm done with a long marathon I feel really weird with a general malaise that takes me awhile to shake off.
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My k/d ratio sucked, and i'm pretty sure yours wasn't too far off haha so to get it to 1.0 would have taken fuckin forever. I actually started getting pretty good at it, but i already have high blood pressure and that game would have been the death of me. Smoking crack is probably healthier.

Hahaha, I know exactly what you mean. Having the mic on doesn't help either, it's like a whole new section of game where oral pwnage comes into play. The main reason my k/d is up to .95 is because I played a lot of Free For All games which i'm good at. If I played Team Deathmatch games only i'd honestly be in the high .7's early .8's at best haha.

On a side note, I've got nothing to do until 8pm tonight. So the bowl is packed, coffee being brewed, and Oblivion is being popped in right now
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I wasted an entire summer maxing out all my skill levels, climbing to the top of every guild, and filling every display case in Rosethorn Hall with bling. That game fucking rules.


Awesome. That's gives you a big +1.

The only thing I didn't do was the Dark Brotherhood, but now I started a new file. In one evening and morning I got to level 8 with perfect leveling... because I can be nerdy.
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I actually think Fallout 3 is a better game than Oblivion - there's less content, but what there is is more focused (and better). I think they built a better world there, too. Though I guess they partially inherited it from some of the best RPGs ever made.

Dark Brotherhood's one of the better guild lines. Though I suppose my favorite would have to be the big heist that finishes up the Thieves Guild line.
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I wasted an entire summer maxing out all my skill levels, climbing to the top of every guild, and filling every display case in Rosethorn Hall with bling. That game fucking rules.
I had a similar experience with Shaq-Fu.
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The only thing I didn't do was the Dark Brotherhood, but now I started a new file


DUUUUDE?! YOU HAVEN`T PLAYED THE DARK BROTHERHOOD MISSIONS?!?!?! z0mF(a)G!!!
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I actually think Fallout 3 is a better game than Oblivion - there's less content, but what there is is more focused (and better). I think they built a better world there, too. Though I guess they partially inherited it from some of the best RPGs ever made.


Even though I haven't played Oblivion, that's how I feel - the idea, world, and concept of Fallout 3 is just so kick ass and a more "fantasy" genre (one I'm not really crazy about) would be hard pressed to beat that. You ever play any of the expansions? Also greatness.
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Holy. Shit. I totally remember that game and renting it often for my Sega back in the day.
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Holy. Shit. I totally remember that game and renting it often for my Sega back in the day.
Voted one of the worst games ever made, apparently. I don't even remember what I thought of it at the time haha. I was probably too whacked out on SNES sickness to think straight.

My lil' bro just downloaded the HD version of Earthworm Jim on his Xbox 360. I fucking adored that game on the SNES when I was a young'n, and I remember getting it for Christmas the year it came out, and the fucking thing cost about £60 (about $120 at the time). Scandalous. I got my money's worth, though; played it non-stop until I eventually migrated to the Playstation.
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You had to pay $120 for a fucking Sega/SNES game? What kind of rape is that? Holy christ! I MUCH prefer EJ 2 over the first one, but the first one is still fun. I have it on my phone and it provides me with much entertainment.
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You had to pay $120 for a fucking Sega/SNES game? What kind of rape is that? Holy christ!
Haha tell me about it. I think you have to keep in mind that these were pre-internet days, and the town I live in was pretty much a hollow husk at the time with no industry whatsoever, so I'd either have to order the game from an overpriced catalogue or buy it from an overpriced high street shop in Belfast. Either way I was getting shafted. Well, my mum and dad were. Hmmm, kinda wish I hadn't evoked that image so close to bedtime.

I undoubtedly played Earthworm Jim 2, but I can't really remember much about it. Which one of the two games had the level were you have to escort a puppy or something by removing obstacles and bridging gaps as the fucker walked along without looking where he was going like some sort of cunt? Hated that shit haha.

The first game is where I first experienced Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata. Do you remember that underwater level where you're in a bubble and have to avoid smashing it against the walls? That piece was playing throughout the level, and I remember feeling very weird because of it; I wasn't sure if I wanted to cry or have a wank, not that the two are mutually exclusive around these here parts. It was a pretty frustrating level, too. The whole game was fucking frustrating. My brother told me today that the new HD version of the game has several difficulty settings, with easy, normal, hard and original. Apparently "original" is the hardest setting, and that was the setting you and I played the fucker on when we were kids! Fucking brutal.
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Now go play this game, kill a dude and go sleeping for an hour


Well I played through it for a while, but then found out that the best rewards you can earn in the game from DB come from level 25+ characters.
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I undoubtedly played Earthworm Jim 2, but I can't really remember much about it. Which one of the two games had the level were you have to escort a puppy or something by removing obstacles and bridging gaps as the fucker walked along without looking where he was going like some sort of cunt? Hated that shit haha.

The first game is where I first experienced Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata. Do you remember that underwater level where you're in a bubble and have to avoid smashing it against the walls? That piece was playing throughout the level, and I remember feeling very weird because of it; I wasn't sure if I wanted to cry or have a wank, not that the two are mutually exclusive around these here parts. It was a pretty frustrating level, too. The whole game was fucking frustrating. My brother told me today that the new HD version of the game has several difficulty settings, with easy, normal, hard and original. Apparently "original" is the hardest setting, and that was the setting you and I played the fucker on when we were kids! Fucking brutal.


I don't remember the first scenario, so it must be from EJ1 as I barely remember the first few levels. The second example is from EJ2 though, and your not in a bubble but a Salamander (and it says, hilariously, JIM IS NOW A BLIND SALAMANDER!) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGm7FKWgsTs. That's probably one of my favorite levels of any game ever. I especially like how the more it goes on, the darker it gets until you can barely see anything around yourself adding to the loneliness of the game/score. And the near-ending of that level where you have to play in the game show is so freaking bizarre. None of the questions make sense or have a right answer. Loved it.
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