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Old 2002-08-18, 12:06
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because its a guy thing, I think..

but I think it's okay for a girl to burp, but farting is just ugly for girls..
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Old 2002-08-18, 12:18
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yeah u like see this real hot girl just walking along the beach topless, sweaty, really nice legs, tits, tan and everything, shes got blonde hair, and she bends down to pick up her sunglasses and she comes back up again and swivels her hair, and your like ''oohhhhhh yeeeeeahhhhh'' and then she farts..like a fat ripping stinky smelly mouldy fart..thats very off putting.. and....ugh!
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Old 2002-08-18, 13:14
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hahahahaahaa, yes, you nailed it perfectly
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Old 2002-08-18, 13:42
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"guys are disgusting, so it's okay for them to do disgusting things. girl's aren't disgusting"

well actually i personally think it's disgusting for both sexes.
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Old 2002-08-18, 14:25
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i dunno, its preferably normal for a male to fart, i mean i excuse fat ugly bald females doing farts, but not lush, fit, swedish, blondes doing it, thats just like shit man...fuck...i lost my boner!....
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Old 2002-08-18, 14:47
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I fart a lot......but i try not to when i'm around someone like the beautiful women you've described. Why? Respect....and i don't want her to think i'm a disgusting slob.

I don't think i've ever heard a girl fart that wasn't related to me.
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Old 2002-08-18, 15:12
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Old 2002-08-20, 16:19
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hey, we found it! it was on the 4th page for some reason.......
well.....now we gotta close it
do your stuff wally!
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Old 2002-08-20, 16:21
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Will do atif


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