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Old 2005-11-14, 10:31
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wildlife cuisine

Whats the craziest animal you've ever eaten?

I've eaten zebra and crocodile. Going to try and do lion or giraffe next.

my best friend has had a kangaroo burger in amsterdam.
think that beats my zebra? cuz zebra is kinda like horse, but kangaroo is kinda liike big fucking rat. croc was prob. the tastiest meat ive had.

and you?
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Old 2005-11-14, 10:35
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Macdonalds, or maybe the meat they use at Pizza Hut, trust me, that is the strangest and most disgusting shit I've eaten.
 
Old 2005-11-14, 10:46
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dont eat a lion those things are rare enough as it is


swordfish is the most exotic ive gotten. i just eat chicken and beef
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Old 2005-11-14, 10:53
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Old 2005-11-14, 11:12
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when you chow crazy animals and shit, they arent bred for food, or hunted. the're animals from the nature reserves that have been culled, and they sell the bodies as a delicacy instead of having the maggots eat them (around here anyway, don't know about those kangaroo burgers).

but swordfish sounds cool. anyone tried sharks? i love me some shark.
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Old 2005-11-14, 11:21
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Kangaroo meat is available in every butcher in Australia, and mostly ever supermarket Ive been to,
 
Old 2005-11-14, 11:23
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i've had most of the english birds that have ended up roadkill...we had a partridge stuck in the grill for 200miles once, tasted ok...
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Old 2005-11-14, 11:32
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done bushpig and bushbuck in a stew at a lan at my house (not faggity fagg fagg lan, but wild meat vodak and 10g of shrooms lans), but thats hardly anything amazing as those fuckers got shot in the garden.

what exactly is a partridge, you think its the same as what we call guinea fowl?
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Old 2005-11-14, 11:39
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dunno, but its some british bird that looks like...

http://www.rspb.org.uk/Images/g%20p..._tcm3-30125.jpg

...that. didn't really like the taste much. i prefer fresh pheasant
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Old 2005-11-14, 11:45
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Mahi mahi for me and elk. Nothing really weird that I can think of.
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Old 2005-11-14, 11:47
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that little bird sucks dick. it like a fucking apatizer. ostrich, now theres a bird! andi think pheasant might be = SA guinea fowl
 
Old 2005-11-14, 11:57
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that little bird sucks dick. it like a fucking apatizer. ostrich, now theres a bird! andi think pheasant might be = SA guinea fowl


i never said it was impressive

i dont think so, pheasant is this...

http://www.lowerlewdon.co.uk/male%20pheasant.jpg
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Old 2005-11-14, 12:05
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Crocodile and Kangeroo.

For some reason the crocodile tasted like washing up liquid, I can't remember the kangeroo due to the fact the proceeding night was...er...well drunk.
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Old 2005-11-14, 12:07
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Oh yeah, the word drunk reminded me. I've had very well done antelope, too. My brother in law fixed that many years ago, but he was so loaded that it got a tad too charred.
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Old 2005-11-14, 12:14
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haha, I do remember the kangeroo now.

Me and a few friends went to this Australlian place in Liverpool called the walkabout, my girlfriend of the time, (who was a veggie, didn't like me eating meat), walks in and asked what I was eating....safe to say I didn't see her for the rest of that night.



....i think...
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Old 2005-11-14, 12:27
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thats pretty damn funny...

my girls a veggie but she doesn't mind me eating meat, she doesn't eat it 'cos she doesn't like the taste/texture...
...i don't get that, meat is great

i had frogs legs and snails in france once...frogs legs are JUST like chicken...snails were kind of peppery.
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Old 2005-11-14, 13:06
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I've eaten crawdads before just to try them, but they're too much hassle fussing with them. I'll take shrimp, lobster or crab if I want shellfish.
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Old 2005-11-14, 13:21
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I've never had exotic food yet, but whenever i have a steak i pretty much eat if off the cow. blue rare, 30 seconds each side
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Old 2005-11-14, 13:38
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Water buffalo,quail,alligator,elk,venison,snake....I've had it all.There is a local church that has a wild game feast every now and then,needless to say I always attend.
 
Old 2005-11-14, 13:42
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wow. all at a church? arent you eating 'god's creatures?'
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Old 2005-11-14, 13:45
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Our church puts on lots of dinners and they all feature meat of some sort.
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Old 2005-11-14, 13:50
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Where I live, breaking open a crawfish that's been boiled alive, and sucking the brains right out of its skull with your mouth is pretty common.
 
Old 2005-11-14, 13:54
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we always have cuirch breakfasts, we actually had one yesterday, and they're always good. pancakes, eggs, toast, tea bisquits, ham, sausage, home fries, beans, coffee, tea, juice. we also have a 'harvest supper' every fall wich is just roast beef and it's affiliates with various pies and cakes for dessert
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Old 2005-11-14, 14:14
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Old 2005-11-14, 15:15
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LD has us beat...a fucking zebra and crocodile? COME ON!

The best exotic things I've eaten was baby spiders when I was little, school glue, grass and snow with dirt in it.
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Old 2005-11-14, 15:25
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Well, that fucking explains a lot. Ya like the mint flavored paste, did ya?
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Old 2005-11-14, 15:30
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Well, that fucking explains a lot. Ya like the mint flavored paste, did ya?



naw, it was this transparent blue shit at the time..early 90's...plus we used to eat the regular white and take bites out of gluesticks...

I've also ate candle wax...haha that was only a few years ago...
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Old 2005-11-14, 15:32
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Did you eat boogers, too? I remember a kid in first or second grade that did that. He was always kind of shabby looking so I wonder if it was because he was hungry.
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Old 2005-11-14, 15:34
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A guy I know once ate sheep testicles (I think). It was while we were on vacation in Uruguay, and he just ordered something random ( he couldn`t read the menu) He didn`t realise what he was eating untill he had almost finnished eating
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You can do that in Colorado. Just order mountain oysters.
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Old 2005-11-14, 15:53
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I like to eat on Dragons Groin flesh not much bone around there just lumps of pure meat, it's sweaty enough so u dont need salt and it's purely golden.
 
Old 2005-11-14, 15:58
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That "golden" is frommundah cheese. A delicacy to the cannibals in the Antarctic.
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Old 2005-11-14, 15:59
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Well i always thought it was the modern delicacy of cat smegma......
 
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I like to eat on Dragons Groin flesh not much bone around there just lumps of pure meat, it's sweaty enough so u dont need salt and it's purely golden.




...dude that's messed up
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Did you eat boogers, too? I remember a kid in first or second grade that did that. He was always kind of shabby looking so I wonder if it was because he was hungry.



Man, EVERYONE has...seriously...don't even deny it.
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when you chow crazy animals and shit, they arent bred for food, or hunted. the're animals from the nature reserves that have been culled, and they sell the bodies as a delicacy instead of having the maggots eat them (around here anyway, don't know about those kangaroo burgers).

but swordfish sounds cool. anyone tried sharks? i love me some shark.


Apart from having shark fin soup, no.

The most exotic animal I've ever had is crocodile. What a fuckign rip off, it just tasted like dry/rubbery chicken.

Aside from that, my favourite "exotic-ish" meat is venison and monkfish.
 
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Man, EVERYONE has...seriously...don't even deny it.


thats disgusting...i havn't...EVER!

and bb, monkfish is the nicest tasting fish in the world (probably...havn't tried 'em all)
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swordfish is the most exotic ive gotten. i just eat chicken and beef


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It isn't exotic but i once ate pigeon on holiday in france

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My grandfather was telling me of two particularly digusting delicacies from the Eskimos and Italians. The Eskimo one is to bury a fish in the ground for two weeks, and then dig it up and eat it raw. The lady on TV talking about it was talking about how she loved when the eyeballs popped in her mouth. The Italian one is to get a big block of cheese and cut a bowl-shaped hole in the middle. When maggots begin to form in the bowl, that's when the people take out their crackers and use the maggots/cheese as a dip.
 
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Pheasant tastes really good, dangerous though cause you've gotta be careful you don't break your teeth on the shot left in the meat
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The most exotic animal I've ever had is crocodile. What a fuckign rip off, it just tasted like dry/rubbery chicken.
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you prob got a dud. like 1 that died of old age or an old chicken cut up to look like croc. My croc was (though also kinda chickeny) fucking amazing. quite rich though, maybe like salmon/chicken/veal and very tender. *drools*
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Old 2005-11-15, 02:01
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Old 2005-11-15, 02:24
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hahaha. Hmm the strangest thing I've ever eaten was probably squid.
 
Old 2005-11-15, 02:31
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I had a Japanese beetle land on my tongue once when I was a kid and running with my mouth open through my yard. I didn't eat it though. Those little claw thingies on their feet and legs feel weird.
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Old 2005-11-15, 07:44
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Horse, swordfish, shark, octopus and squid are probably the most unusual things ive eaten.
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Old 2005-11-15, 09:58
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horse hey? where did you chow that?
eating horse is kinda frowned upon i think. But then again, so is binge drinking, virgin sacrifices etc.
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Old 2005-11-15, 10:08
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Fun thread.

There is a long, long list of animals that have died in the service of the FBS GI tract.

Ostrich (very lean, hard to cook properly)
Emu (as above, only with less silly feathers before it's dead)
Kangaroo (my local butcher gets this in for me - I have a kangaroo marinade which Jamie Fucking Oliver would murder for)
Croc (quite boring, unless fresh and prepared correctly)
Snails (usually so heavily flavoured they could be anything)
Frog's legs (I always wondered what happened to the rest of the frog)
Shark (Flake) (unremarkable)
Shark's fin (well tasty, quite strange)
Venison (beautiful, gorgeous, brilliant)
Rabbit (gorgeous when corn fed, lightly killed then roasted - fucking vile when cooked over an open fire)
Buffalo (so help me, I can't remember what this was like)
All manner of offal, shellfish, fish and general sea creatures too numerous to mention
And once, I ate a live prawn as a dare. Then, I was sick. In my defence, I was 15 and was no more intelligent than an average 'Tabber.

And the FBS World Tour of Things I Am Still Planning to Eat One Day:
* Hare (British Isles)
* Most game birds (^)
* Proper wild boar (Central Europe)
* Horse (France)
* Cockroaches, beetles (Thailand)
* Various big game (Africa)
* Guinea pig (S. America)
* Person (Still waiting for the right girl)

I wish you could get these from the butcher.
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Old 2005-11-15, 10:28
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horse hey? where did you chow that?


I got it in France. Very very tasty, tender and juicy, I would highly recommend it.
I live near the channel tunnel, so I can hop over to france now and then and grab some horse, cheese, wine and European beers.

I've also had rabbit and pheasant, both very good.

My dad has tried seal and whale in Greenland when he was on a kayaking expedition.

I want to go to china and try dog.
 
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Old 2005-11-15, 20:33
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Rabbit (gorgeous when corn fed, lightly killed then roasted - fucking vile when cooked over an open fire)


How do you lightly kill a rabbit, with a feather?
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Old 2005-11-16, 01:57
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so when i was in China, i went to a restaurant that served bugs as a delicacy, it was safe to say that i left right away, so i didn't try it , so the weirdest thing I've eaten is a chickens butt.
 
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I've eaten my ex's butt all the time..but that's a different story.
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It's from Monty Python. Don't ask.
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Buffalo (so help me, I can't remember what this was like)

For good reason,its disgusting.Seriously the most vile tasting meat I've tried.
 
Old 2005-11-16, 16:29
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Does pussy count as wildlife cuisine?
 
Old 2005-11-16, 18:54
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nigger, i hate jews, I have a bomb on my chest and I'm going to kill the President of America, nigger, nigger, I rape children, death to america.

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Old 2005-11-16, 19:45
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i saw that monty python episode


the wierdest thing i ate was at the japanese restaurant. my old boss came in with the fish egg sack, threw it on the grill. i thought some sluglike creature fell from the drop ceiling to die on my grill. the nastiest blue looking slug thing i ever seen. cut it up and threw it in some miso, pretty salty.
 
Old 2005-11-16, 19:51
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For good reason,its disgusting.Seriously the most vile tasting meat I've tried.

Nah, there's bufflao farms around here and we had it in California. It tasted like beef. Maybe it was the way the animal was killed or the age. That makes a huge differenec with venison I know.
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Old 2005-11-16, 20:09
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I've eaten bugs like ladybirds and beetles and shit before.....
 
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they got cow brains at those burrito joints out in the west coast, i always chicken out to get some whenever im out there.

its funny tho, it just says "brains" usually on the menu board, one day i will eat the brains
 
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Nah, there's bufflao farms around here and we had it in California. It tasted like beef. Maybe it was the way the animal was killed or the age. That makes a huge differenec with venison I know.

Well at that church I mentioned earlier,they made it into meatballs with some kind of sauce.That may have been why I didn't care for it.
 
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Old thread I know, but eating animals is a subject close to my heart.

I have recently added whale (probable Minke Whale) and puffin to my list of unusual tasty meat treats. I'm currently in Iceland and had both of these in restaurants.

The whale was fantastic. I had it in two different preparations. The best was in steak form, it was cooked fairly rare and peppered. Tender and juicy with a flavour similar to beef, but with a slight hint of fishy flavour.
I also tried it raw, but that wasn't as tasty.

Puffin was not as good, but was still highly enjoyable. This was served as grilled puffin breast with thin strips of goose on top. It had a strong flavour, sort of game bird meets liver meets fish, but that probably sounds a bit nasty - it was tasty.

I'm on the lookout for seal at the moment.

Anyone else had any unusual fauna recently?
 
Old 2007-09-04, 21:59
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moose, alligator, and partridge
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Old 2007-09-04, 22:13
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shark would probably be the most uncommon animal i've eaten. i'm not too into seafood though.
 
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well, shark is not the best meet/fish i've ate in my life...hell no!

If you wanna try fish, start with salmon, trout, calamar and shrimps. Nothing can be bad tasted, it's just the way you cook it. Those thing that you think bad, is the thing you REALLY hate
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tried a little salmon before..didn't like it. i've had fried calamari before..but it was breaded also and dipped in sauce. wasn't bad.. shrimp is my favorite of all the seafood, however that too tastes better to me with breading and sauce.

seems all seafood tastes better to me with the addition of other things..to the point where you can't taste the fish as much.

that is why i love steak. you can throw a nice cut right on the grill, cook it right, then eat it with nothing else and it tastes great.
 
Old 2007-09-04, 22:35
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haha I see, it's always the way you cook it! yeah calamar is very good, bah I love all seafood that exist!

yeah steak on a bbq is such good, i want to go to texas one day just to try their steak
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Old 2007-09-04, 23:32
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Alligator - Don't remember how I felt about it
Ostrich - Only in dried form but still tastey.
Whale - Good
Reindeer - both grilled, dried, and cured (all really, really good)
Mealworm - didn't really make much of a meal
Countless kinds of seafood (shark, swordfish, squid, octopus, etc)

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well, shark is not the best meet/fish i've ate in my life...hell no!

If you wanna try fish, start with salmon, trout, calamar and shrimps. Nothing can be bad tasted, it's just the way you cook it. Those thing that you think bad, is the thing you REALLY hate


Not trout, disgusting! Can't beat the old English classic - fish and chips (got to be a nice bit of Cod though )
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Not trout, disgusting! Can't beat the old English classic - fish and chips (got to be a nice bit of Cod though )


Gross. Here in NS, fish and chips are almost strictly served as Haddock...which is a lot better than cod.
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sometimes we pick some shit out of the bust pans at work if it hasnt been half eaten or soaked in tea or other liquids before it gets to us.


it can get pretty gnarly
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Gross. Here in NS, fish and chips are almost strictly served as Haddock...which is a lot better than cod.


I have to agree, cod is the most overrated fish I've ever had. It's also getting expensive what with stocks declining. Not worth it.

Lobster is also overrated in my opinion. It's nice, but not that good.

Horse is awesome.

Not very exotic, but rabbit and pheasant are good too.

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