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Old 2005-10-18, 17:20
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Biggest Cunt - Dissection, Rapture, Transient and DEAD and I are going to start a band called "Biacide". Foxguitar is a close second.

Biggest Nazi - TRANS !!!1 ARYAN SOOPREEMACY

Biggest Gear Whore - Do we even need contemplate this? xdislexicx of course.

Most rhetorical and unnecessary questions about guitar asked - User 01, none other.

Most questionable relationship between posters - NHOE and LB

Least annoying newb? I'd say ILikeRiffsEveryone.

Best Flame War ? KATRINA CHAOS

Most Loathed Cultural Niche? A tie between food-stamp weilding/conveniant store looting hurricane evacuees and Emo genderqueers.


FUCK YES FUCK YES!!!!! my day is fucking made.
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Old 2005-10-18, 17:38
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Old 2005-10-18, 17:46
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hehe i think we both got nominated. *high five*


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Old 2005-10-18, 18:13
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* Most Irritating Member: EvILGuItArIsT666 or whateverthe hell.
* Least Irritating N00b: IlikeRiffs', Autumncurve
* Everyone's Favourite Little Bitch: Transient

Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Fucking Nazi Arsehole: Chris.

General:
* Best Avatar: Def's
* Best Signature: Powers'
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence.: Dissection, PST

And the Big Ones:

* Best Flaming of 2005: not best but funniest. the Rate Everything in my Life! one
* Biggest Cunt: Vardanstalt, but not in a bad way

EDIT: changed most irritating member.
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Old 2005-10-18, 19:17
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Old 2005-10-18, 19:39
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I'm pretty sure we were even more unreasonable moderators than Chris before he was mod. It ended up being an average of about 5 threads a day being locked.
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Old 2005-10-18, 20:44
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Members:
* Most Irritating Member - TOO FUCKING MANY! So I'll Just say "black metal fans" in general.
* Least Irritating N00b - Beats the fuck out of me.
* Everyone's Favourite Little Bitch - Deathcs

Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Fucking Nazi Arsehole - Chris. BRING BACK ANDREW!

General:
* Best Avatar - Def's DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME!!!
* Best Signature - None.
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence. Trendkill420. I was in PEI and i didn't get to see you... CUNT!

And the Big Ones:

* Best Flaming of 2005 - Hmmm... when that fox cunt got raped... Verbaly
* Biggest Cunt - DICKSUCKTION!!!!SHITF+1!!!!!!

* Best Custom User Name - MINE!!!
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Old 2005-10-18, 21:00
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* Most Irritating Member - I wanna say Rapture, but he hasn't given me any shit in a while, so he's allright by me.
* Least Irritating N00b - New Hell On Earth. The guy made me a b-day thread. Come on.
* Everyone's Favourite Little Bitch - I don't know. I don't have one, mainly because I don't spend enough time on here to slap anyone around.

Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Fucking Nazi Arsehole - FBS, hands down. Very entertaining, too.

General:
* Best Avatar - this has long been decided. Kiem.
* Best Signature - Me, of course.
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence - shimbolla. I really liked that guy, he was funny as hell.

And the Big Ones:

* Best Flaming of 2005 - foxguitar - hmmm. That's a tough one. Probably one by FBS, using big words.
* Biggest Cunt - That chick from that vid where a guy shoves his head, (his actual cranium), in her vagina. "OK, I'm going in!" That's what he said, too.

And once again, for the coolest and most creative troll - the Gooch himself.
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Old 2005-10-18, 21:24
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Members:
* Most Irritating Member - TOO FUCKING MANY! So I'll Just say "black metal fans" in general.
* Least Irritating N00b - Beats the fuck out of me.
* Everyone's Favourite Little Bitch - Deathcs

Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Fucking Nazi Arsehole - Chris. BRING BACK ANDREW!

General:
* Best Avatar - Def's DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME!!!
* Best Signature - None.
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence. Trendkill420. I was in PEI and i didn't get to see you... CUNT!

And the Big Ones:

* Best Flaming of 2005 - Hmmm... when that fox cunt got raped... Verbaly
* Biggest Cunt - DICKSUCKTION!!!!SHITF+1!!!!!!

* Best Custom User Name - MINE!!!



FOX NEVER GOT RAPED YOU CUNT
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Old 2005-10-18, 23:49
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Members:
* Most Irritating Member: L,B'XXX
* Least Irritating N00b: How the hell would I know? I'm not even sure who the new members are.
* Everyone's Favourite Little Bitch: Transient's really been on the decline as a little bitch from what I can see. Dissection can't possibly lose this prestigious spot, unless somebody's been practicing in my absence.

Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Fucking Nazi Arsehole: Chris, but Bob's right. We were worse, and he was the worst of the worst. You limp-wristed, mewling, fairy-drawing pussies have no idea how easy you have it. '+1' would never have been allowed to take root, nor would the e-gangs or the apparently widespread belief that you all have the right to express your opinions and sentiments. You should just see my advice in the mod forum, or in personal conversation with other mods. But you can't. So enjoy your sanitized version of 'overmodding,' with all the sharp corners worn down or encased in foam and all the wood removed to ensure safety from splinters, you mollycoddled marys.

General:
* Best Avatar: Mine
* Best Signature: I enjoy the Nabokov quotation in Jim's, though Alex's signature has been good of late.
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence.: I have no idea

And the Big Ones:

* Best Flaming of 2005: The one that scared timedragon off seems fairly entertaining. Even if it wasn't the one of the highest quality, rarely does a flaming have such an effect. A triumph for the written word, if we ignore td's responses and, for that matter, everybody but Jim.
* Biggest Cunt: This question's unclear. Is it who has the biggest cunt or who is one? For the first it would have to be L,B'XXX, seeing as she's given birth to something as monstrous as the bobpurgis, and as for the latter I'm not sure I'm qualified to say. There are so many cunts of such magnitude that it seems pointless determining which is, in fact, the indisputable champ of cuntitude. So, rather than pursue this inquiry further, I'll simply allow myself to be amused by the fact that I've just written a word in which both 'cunt' and 'tit' are embedded. Go me.

I don't have the internet and only log on during dull hours in my college library. I also have Chicago's many high quality South Side jazz and blues clubs to patronize, classes, work for classes, reading for classes, readings for myself, films to watch, and so on. So expect my absence to continue again shortly.
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Old 2005-10-19, 01:50
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Old 2005-10-19, 02:28
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No votes for Cloaca.


In case you hadn't noticed, all the categories are for people who are missing chromosomes. You aren't supposed to win, you crotchstain.
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Old 2005-10-19, 03:04
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Old 2005-10-19, 05:55
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In case you hadn't noticed, all the categories are for people who are missing chromosomes. You aren't supposed to win, you crotchstain.

I know, just stating.
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Old 2005-10-19, 11:17
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I just noticed, why is everybody a fucking noob whore these days, you're a bunch of fucking fluffy bunnyrabits, where's the anger? where's the flames? it's time to welcome noobs the old way guys, this is just fucking gay! you're all a bunch of cocksuckers!

I'de say, RELEASE THE FAWKING FURY!!! and give those new fucks and oldskool welcome!
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Old 2005-10-19, 12:08
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So hostile.

And these categories suck.
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Old 2005-10-19, 12:09
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So hostile.

And these categories suck.

who the fuck are you?
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Old 2005-10-19, 12:22
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who the fuck are you?


He's just some random Jew.
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Old 2005-10-19, 17:32
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[ * Best Flaming of 2005: foxguitar that kept railing dissection. and that went on and on till I suspended them both. haha.


Bullshit, reread every flame I directed towards him. He said "emo kid," and thats the only insult he could come up with. But yeah, *shrugs*.

And yes, my absence has been kind of odd.

PST is currently in washington state persuing his education, or some family thing. He has no internet.
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Old 2005-10-19, 20:38
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STOP FUCKING UP OUR RITUAL HUMILIATION THREAD, YOU DEAD CUNTS.

Take your pointless inane babble elsewhere! Fuckpiles! I have cleaned more than SIX PAGES of your giggly Teen Girl Squad crap out of here. If that means I deleted your votes, post them the fuck again. The mass-delete function is kind of crude.



Oh, and next person to piss me off in this thread gets two days so I don't have to edit this fucker again.
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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."

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