2005-10-17, 19:07
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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"The 'Tabbies" - Metaltabs Awards '05
Hell yeah, it's halfway through October, it's THAT TIME AGAIN!
Could you win a 'Tabbie? Hell, they sound a bit gay, but we had to call them something and you have nothing to say in the matter, you fleshy gimp, because it's everyone else who votes. Hah! Suck crevice, muttpoke! Here are this year's categories:
Members:
* Most Irritating Member
* Least Irritating N00b
* Everyone's Favourite Little Bitch
Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Fucking Nazi Arsehole
General:
* Best Avatar
* Best Signature
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence.
And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2005
* Biggest Cunt
Vote, you!
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far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982
"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
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2005-10-17, 19:16
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Naples, FL
Posts: 1,915
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* Most Irritating Member: ---
* Least Irritating N00b: I'll vote for myself
* Everyone's Favourite Little Bitch: Tranny 
* Most Unreasonable Fucking Nazi Arsehole: FBS!
* Best Avatar: k1em
* Best Signature: Never really read them...
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award: Dissection...?
Best Flaming of 2005: FBS of course
Biggest Cunt: Rapture 
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2005-10-17, 19:17
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Supreme Metalhead
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Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Halifax, nova scotia
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ahem, i think my avatar is pretty spiffy. i'm pretty damn irritating though.
running through the town screaming about power metal and what not.
BWHAHAA NEW DRAGONFORCE!
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i have to make this gay ass puppet, for mole day or some shit.
i need ideas. so far i got children of moldem and yngwie molesteen.
yes its a gay project, and no im not in special needs class.
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2005-10-17, 19:23
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Supreme Metalhead
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Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Halifax, nova scotia
Posts: 552
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* Most Irritating Member-me
* Least Irritating N00b-nhoe
* Everyone's Favourite Little Bitch-dissection
* Most Unreasonable Fucking Nazi Arsehole-fbs
* Best Avatar-me by a long shot
* Best Signature-
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence.
* Best Flaming of 2005-foxguitar's constant immaturity wins him this, as did his esxcessive use of "  "
* Biggest Cunt-DEAD
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i have to make this gay ass puppet, for mole day or some shit.
i need ideas. so far i got children of moldem and yngwie molesteen.
yes its a gay project, and no im not in special needs class.
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2005-10-17, 19:42
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I am a tax on the world..
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Weren't there a lot more categories before?
Members:
* Most Irritating Member - Gooch fucker
* Least Irritating N00b - zionist
* Everyone's Favourite Little Bitch - tranny
Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Fucking Nazi Arsehole - me, def, fbs...can't decide 
General:
* Best Avatar - Def's heandbanger.....still going??!!
* Best Signature - Walpurgis
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence. -darko
And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2005 - Mine, when I banned that 12 year old for a year, because you actually have to be 13 and up to be a member. http://metaltabs.com/forum/showthre...ghlight=norther.
* Biggest Cunt - fbs
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
 
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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2005-10-17, 19:43
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Post-whore
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 4,739
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Members:
* Most Irritating Member - Dissection
* Least Irritating N00b - sqol
* Everyone's Favourite Little Bitch - Dissection
Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Fucking Nazi Arsehole - Chris Rezendes
General:
* Best Avatar - SARS (If he still has that dancing Chewbacca one)
* Best Signature - OpethFan
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence. - Mordor
And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2005 - The Foxguitar series
* Biggest Cunt - Bia
Where are your votes FBS?
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2005-10-17, 20:05
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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Here.
Members:
* Most Irritating Member - The eternal recurring Gooch. If we could find a way to kill his kids, we would.
* Least Irritating N00b - Anyone I haven't ever yelled at.
* Everyone's Favourite Little Bitch - Dissection, everyone's favourite seven foot tall, one foot wide Dictyoptera-dicker!
Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Fucking Nazi Arsehole - Chris Rezendes, by a long, long way. That man shot down so much stuff you'd think he flew a Spitfire. Anyone who says me has a fucking short memory and is mean.
General:
* Best Avatar - k13m still has the devil-cunt. None better.
* Best Signature - PST's nasty little quote "WAAAAAAAAH!!! I'M SO PICKED ONNNSS!!111" - Every time someone PMs me after I close their stupid topic, I send them that.
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence. - Slayme, of course. Who isn't ever coming back because he hates you. And me. And himself.
And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2005 - No really good ones stand out, damn it. And there have been so many.
* Biggest Cunt - Hard call... but goes to Timedragon, for the Biggest Hissy-Fit In Living Memory, from which he has not returned. That was special.
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far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982
"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
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2005-10-17, 22:15
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Supreme Metalhead
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Whorelando, FL
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I think we should have an award for most entertaining spammer/troll.
That one would definitelly go to the Gooch-meister, hands down. Especially in his latest incarnation, he administered some admirable pwnage.
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Originally Posted by Sigmund Freud:
"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar."
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Check out my band's, (or lack thereof), web site.
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2005-10-17, 22:34
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Originally Posted by far_beyond_sane
* Biggest Cunt - Hard call... but goes to Timedragon, for the Biggest Hissy-Fit In Living Memory, from which he has not returned. That was special.
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2005-10-17, 22:44
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Alabama
Posts: 1,942
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Most Irritating Member - Gooch
Least Irritating Noob(since I've been here) -sqol
Everyone's Favourite Little Bitch - newHellonEarth
Most Unreasonable Fucking Nazi Arsehole - Def,anyone remember the ban on'+1'? or you could just ask foxguitar.....
Best Avatar - Medicine Man
Best Sig - Powersofterror
"Where Are They Now?" - Kylito and Smotpoker
Best Flaming of 2005 - ?
Biggest Cunt - Chris,in a good way.
Nihilist..... http://metaltabs.com/forum/showthread.php?t=24628
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2005-10-17, 23:04
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Supreme Metalhead
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: your pants
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well i remember that thread but it grew weary on me quickly and i didnt keep up with it...but fucken a... fucken a hahahaaa  |
2005-10-17, 23:05
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Supreme Metalhead
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: your pants
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and a question:
how does this work exactly
is there a dead line and who decides who wins?...and what not...this is a first for me
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2005-10-17, 23:34
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Toast-whore
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Where the grass is green, and the girls 69.
Posts: 1,474
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Members:
* Most Irritating Member - Was foxguitar, but hes cool now.
* Least Irritating N00b - AutumnCurve
* Everyone's Favourite Little Bitch - NHoE
Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Fucking Nazi Arsehole - Chris
General:
* Best Avatar - i cant remember who had it, it was a while ago. But it said "My Avatar Sucks" and was real budget.
* Best Signature - Soul's RAN thiing, thats the shiz
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence. Umm, i havent been here long enough to notice anyone gone. Dissection has buggered off somewhere lately.
And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2005 - MT.com, toward Cathy Angus
* Biggest Cunt - Why, K13m's cunt of course
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My bands page ^
Think my attitude stinks?? You should smell my fingers.
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yeah, one night he (BassBehemoth) came with some GHB and he put it in my drink, when i woke up....i lost my hymen....terrible  |
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2005-10-17, 23:48
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Alright I'll give it a go,
Members:
* Most Irritating Member: -
* Least Irritating N00b: Haven't been paying much attention to new members.
* Everyone's Favourite Little Bitch: Goes without saying. Dissection.
Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Fucking Nazi Arsehole: Again, haven't been paying much attention to moderation since I gave up my duties. Oh wait, I'm still a mod of 1 section. Uh.. Chris? He'll do.
General:
* Best Avatar: That one dude with the wookie avatar. Or was that a different forum.
* Best Signature: They're all awe-inspiring. No, really, most of the signatures here are quite shite. None spring to mind.
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence: PST. He's totally disappeared from the internet. Where are you, my friend?
* Best Flaming of 2005: FBS always manages to construct a flame that leaves me in a puddle of piss on the floor.
* Biggest Cunt: -
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2005-10-18, 00:44
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Lost Angeles, CA
Posts: 1,861
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Members:
* Most Irritating Member - Rapture, every now and then he gets a hissy fit and its dumb but sometimes he can be cool/
* Least Irritating N00b - newHellonEarth [my defintion of "n00b" is someone signing up in 2005, right?]
* Everyone's Favourite Little Bitch - Dissection, that little bugfucker is alright
Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Fucking Nazi Arsehole - Chris
General:
* Best Avatar - brainsforbreakfast. man that avatar is so damned kvlt i wet myself.
* Best Signature - walpurgis'. the one about the sexing, that deserves a good ol
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence. - CreditToDementia, i think that was his name. where has that dude been at?
And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2005 - man there were too many, just nowhere to start
* Biggest Cunt - Courtnry Love's twat
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Originally Posted by Paddy
Sex is free if you don't mind spending most of your night in the bushes with both a balaclava and an overblown sense of entitlement.
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2005-10-18, 04:24
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Liverpool, England.
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Originally Posted by blizzard_beast
Members:
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* Best Avatar - SARS (If he still has that dancing Chewbacca one)
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Like a mother fuck.
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That snatch is like a glove fit for God.
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2005-10-18, 05:42
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Post-whore
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Liverpool, England.
Posts: 1,485
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Members:
* Most Irritating Member - oh the choices - foxguitar
* Least Irritating N00b - sqol
* Everyone's Favourite Little Bitch - dissection
Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Fucking Nazi Arsehole - fuck it, chris
General:
* Best Avatar - me, now fuck off
* Best Signature - fbs
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence - smotpoker
And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2005 - foxguitar - the tit (damn you people are stupid, did none of you fuckin' notice I had orginally put firefox?)
* Biggest Cunt - I'm the cunt.
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That snatch is like a glove fit for God.
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2005-10-18, 07:24
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Master Killer
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Location: Utrecht, The Netherlands
Posts: 11,368
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Members:
* Most Irritating Member: NHOA or whatever, manages to make shitloads of posts without saying anything usefull. quite a feat!
* Least Irritating N00b: Autumncurve, he sneaked in. Brains for Breakfast, oh and ofcourse Transient.
* Everyone's Favourite Little Bitch: Has to be Dicksucktion!!! 
Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Fucking Nazi Arsehole : we're a friendly fluffy bunch of cunts.
General:
* Best Avatar: the chewbacca one. don't know which member has it.
* Best Signature: all of your signatures suck.
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence.: ummm PST?
And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2005: foxguitar that kept railing dissection. and that went on and on till I suspended them both. haha.
* Biggest Cunt: too many to list here.
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2005-10-18, 08:24
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Master Killer
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Originally Posted by far_beyond_sane
* Biggest Cunt - Hard call... but goes to Timedragon, for the Biggest Hissy-Fit In Living Memory, from which he has not returned. That was special.
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2005-10-18, 08:55
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Die Young.
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Join Date: May 2003
Location: Hellifax, Nova Scotia, Canada
Posts: 8,629
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Members:
* Most Irritating Member - that cold_blooded666 fucking moron.
* Least Irritating N00b - nohe? lol...just because he's a maritimer!!
* Everyone's Favourite Little Bitch - CC(Deathcs..does not deserve that title) and DICKSUCKON!!!
Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Fucking Nazi Arsehole - Chris I guess...just because I don't think he liked me saying nigger or nigga..and made me feel guilty about it.(HE USED TO BE COOL!!! WHAT HAPPENED!!)
General:
* Best Avatar - The guy with the demon tattoo vagina(sorry about the name nigga)
* Best Signature - Mine because it's my lifestyle. 
* The "Where Are They Now?" - Trendkill, sanderinos, PST, slayme and MetalPoldi
And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2005 - When I was ready to go to Dissection's house and kick his fucking ass for being so fucking stupid.(Actually this was like over a year ago...but still)
* Biggest Cunt - DeathCS
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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