actually i take that back..i wus a little too harsh

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Yes you wus.

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Try picking up girls speaking sexy English then...


Your fast food choices are anaemic. I eat burgers. Just burgers, lots of them, big fat Whoppers if possible. And no chips! Chips are a fucking carbohydrate and fat conspiracy!!! They are nothing in the face of burger primacy, unless they are fat-ass corner store 1cm thick chips that are just cooked, none of those fucking french fry things. They'll turn you fatter than a butterball turkey, and twice as ugly.

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haha, that's so true too......women are putty when you speak french....especially those who don't even understand it (don't ask why, it's just a fact of life).

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Its all about getting wasted on beer and then ending up in a mexican food shop at 1am in the morning. The saltiness of carne asada burritos hits the drunken craving right on the spot. And its always fun the drama that happens like seeing some jocks and yelling "satan" or fat drunk women getting really pissed off and pushing your friend and the cops coming - yeah I have some stories.
Mexican food varies from region to region - I live 45 minutes away from mexico so it is very authentic anywhere around here.

But anyway - mexican food gets my heartcloggin, brain stumpin grease ball food award.

spill it out, bro

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Chicken mc nuggets all the time,

with sate sauce, that really is good stuff!!

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i don't think so........actually, i think the best thing you could do
is just shut the fuck up.
- the laguage of silence-.
it doesn't matter if you actually care for
what they're saying, just as long as you let them spill it out all
over you..i do it all the time
they think i'm sweet and nice

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Yes, that may make very good friends....but if you want a girl to become more than friends, speak french.....good french, not shit "i parle french to vous!" kind of garbage.

I've done this to 2 different girls, and although i knew they liked me before.....i think the french really helped speed things up.

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or just say, "bitch, fuck me."
but i'd doubt that'll work
the use of pickup lines works smewhat
i was talking to this overly affectionate chick
and i asked, "let's lock crotches and swap gravy"
she only laughed and said i was funny, and then she
compliments my hair.......
i hate french, learn russian or italian instead.

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I'm sure you could get a woman to go to bed with you by speaking russian as opposed to french.

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hey, here's another great combination of junk food:
for the passed couple months, i have been gaining
weight (now about 140) and most night i eat doritos,
a cherry coke, a chocolate poptart, and sometimes pringles.
this is roughly about ten grams of protein. mmmmmmmm
<----this dude needs some cavaties

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dude, you cant beat me when it comes to eating, i'm gona go on a diet soon.

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dude, i have atleast 10 pieces of melted cheese on toast, and about 7 pot noodles max a day..

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pot noodles?

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yeah noodles in pot, u can get lots of different flavours of them my favourate is spicy curry , i cant beleive u havent of pot noodles

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oh!! we call them bowl noodles, yeah they;re fuckin tiny. the soup fills me up more than the noodles.

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Junk food is nasty. But chocolate is nice shame Im not allowed it... damned dairy allergy.

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are chips still called crisps in england?

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as in, french fries?
In england we call french fries CHIPS and those crispy little circles in bags CRISPS.
What do americans call 'em?

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