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Old 2005-08-29, 15:37
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i think telecasters are some of the ugliest things (cant even call them guitars) to ever be mass produced, i mean there will always be the occasional custom guitar that looks like crap but telecasters are wide spread pure concentrated crap. They are a sorry excuse for crap, they are the epitome of worthlessness. They are a waste of materials, think how many awesome guitars could be made with all of the wood and metal used on building telecasters.

No need to post a link, i would hope you all know what a telecaster is.


If I actually owned a telecaster (i was going to get one), I'd be highly offended, and probably slap the n00b out of you. Granted, its your opinion. But they are not THAT ugly...
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Old 2005-08-29, 15:44
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If I actually owned a telecaster (i was going to get one), I'd be highly offended, and probably slap the n00b out of you. Granted, its your opinion. But they are not THAT ugly...

well, at least there is a contradicting opinion. i believe that if there is no one to argue against what i say, there is no point in saying it, and i suppose it is good you didnt get a telecaster then isnt it? Congrats for picking something else
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Old 2005-08-29, 15:51
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Ummmmm. . . . I don't exactly know what to say. . . Is this a metal tab forum/thread or a bipolars anonymous meeting? Besides that telecasters aren't exactly made from buckeye wood with platinum so it isn't exactly that big of a waste. If they were. . . then I could understand all the whoo haa. . . . until they are made of like the most precious woods and metals who cares. Plus telecasters don't have all that much on some of the new BC Rich bodies. . . or the wannabe BC Rich brands. . . . Some people try to hard to make something "original" meaning just because something has more crazy of a body or more sharp points doesn't mean the guitar itself is better.
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Old 2005-08-29, 15:56
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Ummmmm. . . . I don't exactly know what to say. . . Is this a metal tab forum/thread or a bipolars anonymous meeting? Besides that telecasters aren't exactly made from buckeye wood with platinum so it isn't exactly that big of a waste. If they were. . . then I could understand all the whoo haa. . . . until they are made of like the most precious woods and metals who cares. Plus telecasters don't have all that much on some of the new BC Rich bodies. . . or the wannabe BC Rich brands. . . . Some people try to hard to make something "original" meaning just because something has more crazy of a body or more sharp points doesn't mean the guitar itself is better.

to tell you the truth, i agree with everything right there. I was more just using the "Waste of Materials" bit more as a hyperbole than a true statement, something just to prove my extreme dislike of telecasters, although i dont like B.C. Rich, i would rather have a BC than a telecaster (sadly enough)
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Old 2005-08-29, 16:06
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Ehhh, glad you didn't take those comments like a bitch. . . for some reason computers don't convey emotion very well and everything seems so sarcastic. . . .
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Old 2005-08-29, 16:28
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Tele's are okay. Their more significant with the blues/country/folk/gospel music, and not too imaginative with metal. Ooh Ooh Slipknot plays one!!!11 ...waits for flame... ~~~ whew... thanks. On that note. As big of an Ibanez fan as I am, .. I fuckin hate this body of a guitar. Looks like a giant tick! ESP has some really nice guitars, but this one sucks mine and your balls. What a wretched body shape. And on my final note bust a nut!
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Old 2005-08-29, 18:21
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Im sure someone will disagree, but on the Ibanez JEM guitars, I really think that hole in the body for carrying the guitar looks like shit.
They are fuckin beautiful, especially the inlay, but I think the hand shaped space ruins it

Its definately not a 'dumb guitar', but its a dumb addition to a guitar IMO
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Old 2005-08-29, 18:32
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Tele's are okay. Their more significant with the blues/country/folk/gospel music, and not too imaginative with metal. Ooh Ooh Slipknot plays one!!!11 ...waits for flame... ~~~ whew... thanks. On that note. As big of an Ibanez fan as I am, .. I fuckin hate this body of a guitar. Looks like a giant tick! ESP has some really nice guitars, but this one sucks mine and your balls. What a wretched body shape. And on my final note bust a nut!


I absolutely hate the AX series. So disgusting. They should not exist. And that cock guitar is just not even cool. That is the most disgusting thing I may have ever seen.
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Old 2005-08-29, 18:41
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You couldnt handle a telecaster

Only a good player with skill should even attempt to play a telecaster , so emo that leaves you out. I guess if it aint a 200 Dollar POS with HZs you aint with it.
You couldnt handle a Telecaster or a ES 335 either>
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Old 2005-08-29, 18:44
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If you can explain to me where you get off calling me emo, and being a belligerant cunt, then you can. But you need to just shut the fuck up, and stop ruining threads with stupid crap like that.

And insulting my skill proves how much of an immature little boy you are, reguardless of how "old you are." Stay on topic, and quit your shit, because I'm tired of seeing all of it.
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Old 2005-08-29, 18:47
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Dissection....you're AS guilty.
Take it to RTT like the staff asks so often please.
You ordering people with insults, brings it around and around.

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Old 2005-08-29, 18:48
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Thats just disgusting. Some of the shapes that people come up with are horrendous.
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Old 2005-08-29, 18:52
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I kinda like this....
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Old 2005-08-29, 18:53
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If you can explain to me where you get off calling me emo, and being a belligerant cunt, then you can. But you need to just shut the fuck up, and stop ruining threads with stupid crap like that.

And insulting my skill proves how much of an immature little boy you are, reguardless of how "old you are." Stay on topic, and quit your shit, because I'm tired of seeing all of it.


Actually I think your emotionally disturbed. Dorkasaurus , you talk like you know what your talking about , I bet you never even held a telecaster , So how can you comment.
besides nits, you interjected in my post , TFB , I tried to be civil to ya, I congratulated you on your POS guitar that you got from Ebay , but you had to be you , It was too hard for you to keep it respectful , well EMO , you reap what you sowed.
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Old 2005-08-29, 19:01
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Emotionally Disturbed does not make you emo. What makes you emo is your style of dress, the following of rock music dubbed "emo," as PST has put it. The senseless bitching and whining from those who follow the scene is a mere coincidence, and a generalization, because I know many 'emo kids' who are perfectly happy, and do not bitch. And as for my "POS guitar," thats your opinion.

P.S. - My dad used to have a tele, until his dumbass brother broke it. I have a picture of me "holding it" (i wasn't even a year old). So lets not assume, shit for brains. Lets not ruin another thread.

Bia: Wow, thats another one of those really odd customs. To each their own with the style...
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Old 2005-08-29, 19:02
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u should've called it cock rock. u know that BK band
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Respect hits rock bottom...

Would you please shut the fuck up and stop filling every crevace you enter with your bullshit?
People arent picking on you, if there were someone else here who did it just as bad then i would say the same thing to them.
You just took a shot at Dissection for no reason about the telecaster thing.


Bia - I think that 'Odd' guitar looks pretty cool aswell
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Old 2005-08-29, 19:07
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[QUOTE=Dissection]Emotionally Disturbed does not make you emo. What makes you emo is your style of dress, the following of rock music dubbed "emo," as PST has put it. The senseless bitching and whining from those who follow the scene is a mere coincidence, and a generalization, because I know many 'emo kids' who are perfectly happy, and do not bitch. And as for my "POS guitar," thats your opinion.

P.S. - My dad used to have a tele, until his dumbass brother broke it. I have a picture of me "holding it" (i wasn't even a year old). So lets not assume, shit for brains. Lets not ruin another thread.

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Old 2005-08-29, 19:12
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Jesus Fox....can you and dissection stop arguing in these threads!!!

I made this thread so me and other members of metaltabs could post pics of retarded fucking guitars....not so you could bash someone about telecasters.

Are you a fucking drama queen or what?

besides, teles are dumb anyway.....they are hideous!!!
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Old 2005-08-29, 19:17
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Respect hits rock bottom...

Would you please shut the fuck up and stop filling every crevace you enter with your bullshit?
People arent picking on you, if there were someone else here who did it just as bad then i would say the same thing to them.
You just took a shot at Dissection for no reason about the telecaster thing.


Bia - I think that 'Odd' guitar looks pretty cool aswell


ahhh wrong I refer you to Vetta Vs 5150 in the gear section, read his lovely post to me , it went something like FOX SHUT THE FUCK UP . I dont know how to do quotes otherwise I put it up. I was talking to someone else had nothing to do with him, Im just returning the medicine , And I didnt see you tell him that when he started with his emo bullshirt , make it fair
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