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Dumb Guitars
Seeing as how there are so many cool and badass guitars thrown around on this site....I figure its time to post pics of guitars that look fucking retarded....ones you should never lay hands on retarded.....
May the bashing begin!!!!!
Retardo ESP.....owner has issues
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2005-08-29, 01:49
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2005-08-29, 02:10
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I was wondering how long it would take for that.....
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You thought of mixing wheat flour with saturated fat, and putting it the resultant shit in a styrofoam cup. Shine on, you crazy dead yellow diamond.
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2005-08-29, 03:58
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2005-08-29, 04:11
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He shoulda just got 'I love slipknot' on the inlays 
Thats fucking discusting, and whats more discusting is that its his 'dream' guitar, and whats EVEN worse is that people actually said it was cool down the bottom of the page in the forum 
Each to their own i guess
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2005-08-29, 05:30
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2005-08-29, 06:10
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2005-08-29, 07:01
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2005-08-29, 07:46
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2005-08-29, 08:10
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2005-08-29, 10:54
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2005-08-29, 11:02
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Seeing as how there are so many cool and badass guitars thrown around on this site....I figure its time to post pics of guitars that look fucking retarded....ones you should never lay hands on retarded.....
May the bashing begin!!!!!
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That paint job is fucking beautiful though. I'd like something like that, just darker.
And to the person who posted the ibanez link?
Jackson RULE!
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2005-08-29, 11:43
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Get the wangcaster out of here. The only honest guitar ever produced is in no way dumb.
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2005-08-29, 11:49
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OK you all fuckin Ibanez players. Go fuck yourself and die and play your Be Nazi-guitars. I don't care. LEt the world devastate!"!!!
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whAT!? I'm confused on what just happened here...
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2005-08-29, 11:52
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whoops sorry I wasn't thinking what I said. I'm not saying that ibanezes are not-good-guitars, bui I think that the brand is.
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2005-08-29, 11:58
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No, i don't care if you don't like them. But don't post stupid shit like that. If you hate Ibanez, fine. But brand praising is stupid, whorish, and belongs on another forum where 13 year olds belong.
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2005-08-29, 13:12
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2005-08-29, 13:14
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it looks like anus, bob.
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2005-08-29, 14:14
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It looks like an ESP AX that had a shave in the nether regions...
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(Did you know In Flames had a 2005 album called "Come Clarity"? How prophetic. I think they're trying to tell us all their sperm are dead.)
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2005-08-29, 15:28
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i think telecasters are some of the ugliest things (cant even call them guitars) to ever be mass produced, i mean there will always be the occasional custom guitar that looks like crap but telecasters are wide spread pure concentrated crap. They are a sorry excuse for crap, they are the epitome of worthlessness. They are a waste of materials, think how many awesome guitars could be made with all of the wood and metal used on building telecasters.
No need to post a link, i would hope you all know what a telecaster is.
Edit: IMO
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