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Old 2005-09-11, 16:28
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Grim northern tower! Ha!
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Old 2005-09-11, 19:39
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Funny, but it would be a lot more funny if you posted a sample of yourself singing it. Come on pussy, do it.
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Old 2005-09-11, 22:04
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Most of the comments in this thread sounded very forced

It's not that funny.

suck a dick!!!!


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Old 2005-09-16, 09:13
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Hahaha.

"Through my house, my scrotum did fly.
In fact, it almost hit my mom in her eye.
I chased it around for nearly an hour.
I chased it to the top of the grim northern tower."
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Old 2006-02-07, 16:57
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It's actually a really depressing song. I mean, think about it. Your dick leaving...
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Old 2006-02-07, 17:07
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Jesus...I'm all over the front page again. Yeah it is depressing, but my balls don't stick to my leg anymore.
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Old 2006-02-07, 17:31
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It's actually a really depressing song. I mean, think about it. Your dick leaving...


Not really, in theory your dick would still be there but your Scrotum (the ballbag) would have flown off..

Nice one jake, was hilarious!

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Old 2006-02-07, 20:45
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The testicular romance is to illustrate the beauty of seeing one's scrotum fly into the clouds.

3-D video? And I didn't want it to be a metal song. I've been listening to way to much Primus and Rush recently to write a metal song.

oh yeaH I forgot all about that detatchable penis song
cxool poem by the way
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Old 2006-02-07, 21:23
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Yeah, I meant to say the balls, but the dick leaving would be really depressing.
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Old 2006-02-07, 21:43
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Oh, just admit that you don't know the difference. Maybe once they drop you will.
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Old 2006-02-07, 21:51
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Ouch. Take your meds today L,B?
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Old 2006-02-08, 15:11
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Oh, just admit that you don't know the difference. Maybe once they drop you will.

I knew someone would say something like that. Trust me, I know the difference.
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Old 2006-02-08, 15:25
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Oh, you know I'm teasing.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Old 2006-02-08, 17:07
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I knew someone would say something like that. Trust me, I know the difference.


Is that because you are thinking about them to droping? Just and obsevation. How did you know about the question?

We think about the things most relavent to ourself.
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Old 2006-02-08, 17:31
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Which is why you all posted in my scrotum thread
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