2005-09-11, 16:28
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 Grim northern tower! Ha! |
2005-09-11, 19:39
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The Stings of Conscience
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Funny, but it would be a lot more funny if you posted a sample of yourself singing it. Come on pussy, do it.
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2005-09-11, 22:04
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Most of the comments in this thread sounded very forced 
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suck a dick!!!! 
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2005-09-16, 09:13
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I am a tax on the world..
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Hahaha.
"Through my house, my scrotum did fly.
In fact, it almost hit my mom in her eye.
I chased it around for nearly an hour.
I chased it to the top of the grim northern tower."
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
 
This is my band's page
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2006-02-07, 16:57
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It's actually a really depressing song. I mean, think about it. Your dick leaving...
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A little section of Requiem's "I finally got laid" posts.
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Wore her out before I could finish(which im grateful for)
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2006-02-07, 17:07
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Jesus...I'm all over the front page again. Yeah it is depressing, but my balls don't stick to my leg anymore.
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2006-02-07, 17:31
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It's actually a really depressing song. I mean, think about it. Your dick leaving...
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Not really, in theory your dick would still be there but your Scrotum (the ballbag) would have flown off..
Nice one jake, was hilarious!
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'' I'll Smother You With A Fucking Pillow!! ''
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Hey don't talk back buddy. Give your dick size or don't post.
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2006-02-07, 20:45
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6 lvl 80's sucka.
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Originally Posted by Tulvox
The testicular romance is to illustrate the beauty of seeing one's scrotum fly into the clouds.
3-D video?  And I didn't want it to be a metal song. I've been listening to way to much Primus and Rush recently to write a metal song. |
oh yeaH I forgot all about that detatchable penis song
cxool poem by the way
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2006-02-07, 21:23
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My Ass, Your Face
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Yeah, I meant to say the balls, but the dick leaving would be really depressing.
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Wore her out before I could finish(which im grateful for)
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2006-02-07, 21:43
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Oh, just admit that you don't know the difference. Maybe once they drop you will.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2006-02-07, 21:51
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Ouch. Take your meds today L,B?
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2006-02-08, 15:11
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My Ass, Your Face
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Originally Posted by L,B'XXX
Oh, just admit that you don't know the difference. Maybe once they drop you will.
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I knew someone would say something like that. Trust me, I know the difference.
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A little section of Requiem's "I finally got laid" posts.
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Wore her out before I could finish(which im grateful for)
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2006-02-08, 15:25
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dsnt trust ne1 < 30
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Oh, you know I'm teasing.
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2006-02-08, 17:07
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Originally Posted by Zionist
I knew someone would say something like that. Trust me, I know the difference.
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Is that because you are thinking about them to droping? Just and obsevation. How did you know about the question?
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2006-02-08, 17:31
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Which is why you all posted in my scrotum thread
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