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Old 2005-08-04, 11:33
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"The Day My Scrotum Flew Away"

"The Day My Scrotum Flew Away"
Jacob Fitzlaff

Today was a sad day, yes indeed.
Today my scrotum decided to leave.
Today was miserable to say the least,
It was today that my scrotum sprouted wings and feet.

My day was ruined, to put it frankly.
Ther goes my plans for some hanky-panky.
Make no mistake, I was taken with grief.
I really didn't want my scrotum to leave.

Through my house, my scrotum did fly.
In fact, it almost hit my mom in her eye.
I chased it around for nearly an hour.
I chased it to the top of the grim northern tower.

But I got terribly hot running that midsummer.
So I cracked open a window, like the crack on a plumber.
My scrotum didn't heisitate to take the chance.
It took to the sky! Testicular romance!

And so it was to my dismay.
My scortum up and flew away.
Although it may seem comical to some.
Just remember, that isn't the sun.
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Old 2005-08-04, 12:02
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You're going to be horrible by the time you're 40 if you're writing like this at 15. Cool.

The imagery in this was so funny. If you could get a video with 3-D that would be great. the only part I wasn't sure about was Testicular romance? That sounded forced. (Would that be rape in this instance?) lol You could have called it "Rape of the Sky" and people would think it was a metal song. And if you say it fast they'll think it's "Rape of This Guy."

You're a nut.
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Old 2005-08-04, 12:16
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The testicular romance is to illustrate the beauty of seeing one's scrotum fly into the clouds.

3-D video? And I didn't want it to be a metal song. I've been listening to way to much Primus and Rush recently to write a metal song.
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Old 2005-08-04, 12:28
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Thanks for the clarification. I can see you being on the Bob and Tom show in a few years.


Weird you should say those 2 because I was thinking South Park when I read this. And when you were talking about Rush I was thinking of the only episode I've seen of Trailer Park Boys or whatever it's called where they do the kidnapping.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Old 2005-08-04, 12:40
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Erm..wow. That was shit
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He's gonna write a sequel called "Weiner, Where Art Thou?"
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Old 2005-08-04, 12:51
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Thanks for the idea
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Brilliant. Absolutely Brilliant.
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HAHAHA!

Very few things have ever made me bust out laughing over the internet,but that was classic.
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well you are. fucking brilliant
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That was the best thing I've ever read
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my hat goes off to ya
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Old 2005-08-04, 18:25
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that was hilarious
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Quote:
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my hat goes off to ya

Well, while it's off, try to catch his scrotum when it flies by.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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I would apprieciate that

Edit: Just noticed I had a five star rating. Cool.
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Old 2005-08-05, 19:38
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'tard.

EDIT:

There are you happy now?
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!

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You forgot the damn smiley. Old people...
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Most of the comments in this thread sounded very forced

It's not that funny.
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Old 2005-08-06, 10:30
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that was great.
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Awesome. I'm looking forward to your next lines.
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