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Old 2005-07-04, 11:54
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i did a talent show like last year and somones mom threw her panties on the stage


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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
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Old 2005-07-04, 12:01
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Old 2005-07-04, 12:08
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I was a bad girl.


No, if I wouldn't do that at the Moody Blues concert the other night I wouldn't do it. Well, at least I don't think I would. (pondering now)
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Old 2005-07-04, 12:23
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Old 2005-07-04, 12:49
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Oh heck, that would be like tossing an unholey seine across the water. Or a sail from a boat!!
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Old 2005-07-04, 13:19
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1 tym i wuz wit my frendz n' we got reel wasted 'n lissined 2 bludbath, it wuz sooooooo fukkin hillairius u shudda been their, cuz this 1 kid lyk wuz all lyk "lol im real wasted" 'n we wur all lyk "roflmao, YEEA I NO!" it wuz so funny!



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Old 2005-07-04, 16:41
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heh... there was this local show around here, and this kid climbed on stage to crowd surf... and he ended up right behind the bassist as he was spinning around and the kid got hit in the face so hard that he hit the ground... and tried to get up again just to get hit again and fall off stage... hehehe stupid emo kids..... if i find the video of it i'll post it..
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Old 2005-07-05, 20:58
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Iv had people ask for a go on my guitar... to play fuckin 50cent tunes n shit on it.

Obviously my reaction is to give a slap and advise them not to pollute my guitar with bullshit.

Also saw a dude playin hiphop on a guitar in town for money.
His hat was empty...
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Old 2005-07-05, 21:14
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Also saw a dude playin hiphop on a guitar in town for money.



theres guitars in hip hop???
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Old 2005-07-05, 22:27
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Lol no, thats why its funny because they actually take time to learn lame hop hop tunes on a guitar and call it music.
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yeah, one night he (BassBehemoth) came with some GHB and he put it in my drink, when i woke up....i lost my hymen....terrible


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Old 2005-07-05, 22:29
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theres guitars in hip hop???

havent u heard them steal crazy train and kashmire. its a damn shame, they cant come up with an origanal "beat"
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Old 2005-07-05, 23:40
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havent u heard them steal crazy train and kashmire. its a damn shame, they cant come up with an origanal "beat"


oh ya, i tried to forget about those mutilated masterpieces....
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Old 2005-07-05, 23:56
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i dont know anyting about raul midon. but i saw him on my guitar one video. its a very hip-hopish beat kinda thing on an acoustic, but its awsome.
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Old 2005-07-06, 03:54
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It was funny about 2 weeks ago when i was coming home from our bands drummer's house.
Ok so im all decked out in spikes and whatnot and black head to foot and a utility vehicle pulls up on the street next to me. I was ready to deck someone as i was scared of getting kidnapped or my guitar stolen.
Instead, the fat Council Worker asked me whether i do parties.
It was hillarious... i mean... obviously by the look of me i dont do parties.
We had a bit of a chat then i walked off.

I wonder now whether i couldve scored a bit of money ....

Oh well, my bandmates would disagree.

had to be there.
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Old 2006-03-03, 15:08
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I am fond of a memory where I played a CRUEL joke on my mom once....


We had a sweet cat named SAM.
You could do anything with him and he'd just lay there like he was a stuffed animal all calm and chilled out.

So...I put Sam in a pillow case and he was kicked back in it like a kitty hammock....laying on his back looking up all relaxed.
I walked into the livingroom and showed everyone and everyone was all, "Awwwwww...he's so cute in there....he's so relaxed and sweet bla bla bla"

I walked back to my bedroom and took Sam out and he quickly fell asleep on my bed.
I put a couple of rolled up shirts in the pillow case and went back into the livingroom.....I started gently at first kinda swinging it around.....I got an odd look but nothing said so I started swinging it more....Then it happened...Mom said, "Vicky! Be careful...you're going to hurt him."
I stopped....looked dead serious and said, "Mom...I'm sick of how you care more about this cat than me" and I started beating the pillow into the wall HARD...over and over and over until she came at me.....I dropped the pillow case and ran!

I waited outside until dad came looking for me and told me it was OK to come back inside....Dad was laughing his ass off and gave me a secret "Atta Girl" but mom did not find it amusing at all.

She was angry at me for weeks over that but it was worth it.

And yep...Kitty Sam never knew.
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Old 2006-03-03, 15:16
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Awesome trick, I have a cat like that. Exept hes fucking huge. I think I might try that.
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I am fond of a memory where I played a CRUEL joke on my mom once....


We had a sweet cat named SAM.
You could do anything with him and he'd just lay there like he was a stuffed animal all calm and chilled out.

So...I put Sam in a pillow case and he was kicked back in it like a kitty hammock....laying on his back looking up all relaxed.
I walked into the livingroom and showed everyone and everyone was all, "Awwwwww...he's so cute in there....he's so relaxed and sweet bla bla bla"

I walked back to my bedroom and took Sam out and he quickly fell asleep on my bed.
I put a couple of rolled up shirts in the pillow case and went back into the livingroom.....I started gently at first kinda swinging it around.....I got an odd look but nothing said so I started swinging it more....Then it happened...Mom said, "Vicky! Be careful...you're going to hurt him."
I stopped....looked dead serious and said, "Mom...I'm sick of how you care more about this cat than me" and I started beating the pillow into the wall HARD...over and over and over until she came at me.....I dropped the pillow case and ran!

I waited outside until dad came looking for me and told me it was OK to come back inside....Dad was laughing his ass off and gave me a secret "Atta Girl" but mom did not find it amusing at all.

She was angry at me for weeks over that but it was worth it.

And yep...Kitty Sam never knew.


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ok i was standin in the band room, cuz we were doing jazz band the bassist picks up his bass the strap snaps and the bass goes flying to the ground.SMASH!! it was awesome. it was a wal mart bass too. HAHAHAHA!!! awsome!!
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Old 2006-03-04, 00:54
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it was a wal mart bass too.

heh, he deserved it.
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