do you have any funny storys about music/instruments/gigs/concerts?

Intruments: one time me, another guitarist and a bassist were walking to the guitarists house with our gear and we heard some kid yell "are you good?!?"... it was so funny how he/she said it and we couldnt replie cause we didnt know where he/she was

Music: me and another guitarist were jamming in my old classroom for some little kids and it sounded SOO good. he was playing an old riff and i would solo over it. it was great but one kid said "stop, stop ,stop.... can you play Smells like Teen Spirit?" it was really funny

Concerts: me and my friend were at the Slayer/Dammage Plan show in June last year and some girl who was drunk came up behind me and said "hey look at that guy with his shirt off," (the guy wasnt me by the way) " maybe i should take mine off too" i thought this was hillarious...

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me and my friend were jamming and then randomly i did a lord worm grunt.. it was only funny if u had seen it..

EDIT: we also were headbanging gummi worms, we called them lord gummi worm..

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i have funny stories about you


NOT MAKING SO MANY FUCKING THREADS

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Those stories weren't funny, dude. Not even the slightest crack of an infinitesimal smile, here.

sorry dude, its been kind of still here... nothing new... and im bored... like hell



it was funny at the time... do you have something funnier to ad?

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sometimes when a forum dies for a couple days, you just have to lit it sit and stagnate. then somebody will get in an e fight or somebody will tab an awesome song or somebody will leave or whatever

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.. check my sig.

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awesome!

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1 tym i wuz wit my frendz n' we got reel wasted 'n lissined 2 bludbath, it wuz sooooooo fukkin hillairius u shudda been their, cuz this 1 kid lyk wuz all lyk "lol im real wasted" 'n we wur all lyk "roflmao, YEEA I NO!" it wuz so funny!

i did a talent show like last year and somones mom threw her panties on the stage

I mentioned this before here.

Was comming home from work and came upon a vehicle with several Metal stickers on it. I also saw a sticker that said, "We're in a Band, Show us your Tits"
So on a whim.....I did. They started headbanging and threw up some horns which I replied with all while doing about 60 Mph (97kmph)

lol. thats pretty funny any more?

There was this one time when we were jamming out at a friends house late at night. The girlfriend of the other guitarist was there too. As she approached him from the back to give him the phone since someone had called, he made a twist jump towards the side she was. He didn´t know she was there, so he jumped really hi and spinned really fast. He was stooped by his girlfriend´s head, who had recieved an impact in the head with the guitar neck. Man, that was fucking funny.


Another friend was showing off in class once, he played all these awsemo riffs. Everyone loved him, all the girls, the teacher, and also the gay guy in the class. I think that´s too many fans

yea, cuz people getting hurt is funny. Homosexuals are even more funny.

dont go there girlfriend

That is the sad truth of our world. Sometimes it is funny. I don't know why but it is.

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you know what else is funny? squirels.

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Amen

Yea, i agree Soul. Honestly, i feel like a hypocrit, because i laugh at gay people all the time, and i crack up when people get hurt. But when i think back, i always feel bad.

It is the natural way to be sometimes. There is no right or wrong about how you you feel. How you feel is normal so don't be shamed by it. Embrace your enter demon/serpent/evil angel. You will be much happier but don't let it control you. You do need to tolerate others in order to live your own life to it's maximum.

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they should have behind the scenes with will and grace, so you can see them bitch fight and pull eachother's hair. now THAT would be funny

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