Is that original or who wrote it?

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thanks tulvox, and everyone else for commenting too

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I made it up on the spot

And who says I never have?

hehehe

Hot dammy, Sammy. That was cool.

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I'm thinking about submitting some lyrics from my now defunct band, which I had composed.

That would be cool.

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Alright. Making new thread now.

These look like really, really bad mid-80's Slayer ripoff lyrics. The exact kind I used to write when I was 14 (I'm suspecting and hoping you are at that age level). Luckily, I had enough foresight not to post them on an online forum where everybody could make fun of me. Apparently, you do not.

For the record, this isn't even remotely anti-religious. You generally want to have a basal understanding of the broad concept of theology before attempting anything anti-religious. Since the only people who believe in demons and hell are Christians, a song about demons storming the gates of heaven is written from a decidedly Christian point of view. If anything, these lyrics are pro-religion.

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yeah hes 14

heres mine



An ode to fire and brimstone

one day while walking a long a path
i met satan
never mind, that was not satan
just a creepy dude selling watches

*ahem*

an ode to metalheads

and jesus still loves us all
so does allah
praise jehovah
zeus is mighty
now stop bitching

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In her bestest Masta Shake voice-- You had me leave an intellectually stimulating conversation at chitchat for these??? Do you really want me to comment on them? Okay, I will. They rocked. They were so dumb they were cute. lol There. I told you what I thought. I'm going to find some mooninites and see if they want to hang out for awhile.

Those were chucklingly good.

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hahaha i cooked them up on the spot, can you tell

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yeah, i definitely could, but they made me laugh.

i was gonna start a bullshit BM band called Satanz Palz, and our first song was called "satan, i love you"

satan
i love you
i wanna feel you
deep inside me

satan
rape me
satan
fellate me

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I watch too many darn cartoons. Satanz Palz could be the counterpoint to Jesus and Pals on South Park. Your band could be like Paul Short-Pain-In-The-Ass-Whatchamacallit like on Letterman's or whatever talkshow he plays on now.

Sometimes those impulsive onces are the best. I'd like to know where they come from.

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Perhaps they come from impulses?

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Would you go write something? You're beginning to bother me, kid! lol
I just meant that some pieces take forever and are a ton of work and other things I can't write fast enough they happen so fast.

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A few years ago I wrote a whole album with the intention of starting a band called Gorelord 2000. At the time, I didn't know there was an actual band cheesy enough to go through with really using the name Gorelord, and when I found out, I figured it was easier to scratch the whole project than come up with a new band name. Since this is on topic with what you were talking about, here is the track listing-



The funny thing is that I actually wrote lyrics and music for a lot of these tracks. Holy shit, how bored was I? There were also tracks I intended to not write any music or lyrics for, just to confuse anyone trying to listen to that masterpiece-of-shit.

Most of the songs were like just little inside jokes between me and different people I know, and they probably aren't very funny to anyone not in the know. Anyone who doesn't like the title "Eternal Castration", however, is a total homo.

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That's a good point. And you're correct...it validates the myth.

hehehe

I liked 21 myself. But the running thing with the bets was amusing. I can only imagine what some of those had for lyrics. Did your friends ever read any of them?
I've written a lot of pieces where certain people will get inside jokes or whatever from what I've said so I know what you mean. It's fun that way sometimes, too.

Since this is technically on topic, a friend sent me a piece that he wrote recently that's religious in nature and he found out that a friend had a religious epiphany at almost the same time he finished the lyric. I thought that was pretty cool.

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