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Old 2005-06-25, 06:11
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Is that original or who wrote it?
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Old 2005-06-25, 11:11
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thanks tulvox, and everyone else for commenting too
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Old 2005-06-25, 15:24
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Is that original or who wrote it?


I made it up on the spot
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Old 2005-06-25, 16:03
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Don't you wish you could!

And who says I never have?

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Old 2005-06-26, 13:06
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I made it up on the spot


Hot dammy, Sammy. That was cool.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
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Old 2005-06-26, 17:10
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Hot dammy, Sammy. That was cool.


I'm thinking about submitting some lyrics from my now defunct band, which I had composed.
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Old 2005-06-27, 18:53
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That would be cool.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
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Old 2005-06-27, 19:26
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That would be cool.


Alright. Making new thread now.
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Old 2005-06-28, 10:02
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do as the title says please... here i wrote some.

In a thunderstorm from hell, the lightning is feirce.
The lightning is formed on the ground.. not in the sky, as it strikes the clouds setting the heavens on fire.
Flashes bright enough to blind you, roars of thunder loud enough to take your hearing.
Souls of the deceased are quickly running down the stairway to heaven as the stairway is collapsing.
All in the apocalypse in heaven.
Demons ascending, breaking down the pearly gates, deminishing the souls of the pure and fighting off the saints.
Everyone on earth is confused and crying.
Preists and ministers all terrified, clutching their bibles, reciting pointless verses.
There will be no happy ending.

when put into a song it won't be sung, but spoken in a sort of choirs of devastation, or dead flag blues idea. i whipped these up in a little while, during a thunderstorm. now let's see all of yours.


These look like really, really bad mid-80's Slayer ripoff lyrics. The exact kind I used to write when I was 14 (I'm suspecting and hoping you are at that age level). Luckily, I had enough foresight not to post them on an online forum where everybody could make fun of me. Apparently, you do not.

For the record, this isn't even remotely anti-religious. You generally want to have a basal understanding of the broad concept of theology before attempting anything anti-religious. Since the only people who believe in demons and hell are Christians, a song about demons storming the gates of heaven is written from a decidedly Christian point of view. If anything, these lyrics are pro-religion.
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Old 2005-06-28, 10:09
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yeah hes 14

heres mine



An ode to fire and brimstone

one day while walking a long a path
i met satan
never mind, that was not satan
just a creepy dude selling watches

*ahem*

an ode to metalheads

and jesus still loves us all
so does allah
praise jehovah
zeus is mighty
now stop bitching
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Old 2005-06-28, 10:50
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In her bestest Masta Shake voice-- You had me leave an intellectually stimulating conversation at chitchat for these??? Do you really want me to comment on them? Okay, I will. They rocked. They were so dumb they were cute. lol There. I told you what I thought. I'm going to find some mooninites and see if they want to hang out for awhile.

Those were chucklingly good.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Old 2005-06-28, 11:01
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hahaha i cooked them up on the spot, can you tell
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Old 2005-06-28, 11:10
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hahaha i cooked them up on the spot, can you tell

yeah, i definitely could, but they made me laugh.

i was gonna start a bullshit BM band called Satanz Palz, and our first song was called "satan, i love you"

satan
i love you
i wanna feel you
deep inside me

satan
rape me
satan
fellate me
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Old 2005-06-28, 13:43
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I watch too many darn cartoons. Satanz Palz could be the counterpoint to Jesus and Pals on South Park. Your band could be like Paul Short-Pain-In-The-Ass-Whatchamacallit like on Letterman's or whatever talkshow he plays on now.

Sometimes those impulsive onces are the best. I'd like to know where they come from.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Sometimes those impulsive onces are the best. I'd like to know where they come from.


Perhaps they come from impulses?
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Old 2005-06-28, 19:40
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Would you go write something? You're beginning to bother me, kid! lol
I just meant that some pieces take forever and are a ton of work and other things I can't write fast enough they happen so fast.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Old 2005-06-29, 10:25
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yeah, i definitely could, but they made me laugh.

i was gonna start a bullshit BM band called Satanz Palz, and our first song was called "satan, i love you"

satan
i love you
i wanna feel you
deep inside me

satan
rape me
satan
fellate me


A few years ago I wrote a whole album with the intention of starting a band called Gorelord 2000. At the time, I didn't know there was an actual band cheesy enough to go through with really using the name Gorelord, and when I found out, I figured it was easier to scratch the whole project than come up with a new band name. Since this is on topic with what you were talking about, here is the track listing-

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1. Gorefully Exhuming The Disgorged Fetal Embryo (Digging Up the Eggs You Barfed Out)
2. I Could Kick Your Ass
3. Me and Satan- Pals Forever
4. They Can't Prove That I'm Your Daddy
5. Billy Joel Knows Nothing of Eternal Flames (I Started the Fucking Fire!)
666. Cruelly Laughing Whilst You Carve 666 into the Tortured Old Oak Tree of 500 Forlorned Years
8. Parker Lewis Is A Loser, But Ferris Bueller's Name Is Gayer
9. Inverted Forlorned Invocations Dom Nekck Yeiter Parfum Yegermeister
10. Evilly Reciting Anti-Christian Poems In Latin Because Latin Is The Language of Evil 666
11. Gorefully Roasting The Devil Goat In It's Own Juices (Mostly Because I'm Evil, Partly Because I Want a Sandwich)
12. I'm So Evil I Laugh About It While Putting an Invocated Necro-Curse on Your Daughter's Favorie Barbie Doll (Doomfully Dooming Your Soon-to-be Doomed Toys)
14. Eternal Castration
15. 13 Reasons Why I Am Evil
1666. 666 Reasons Why I Am Evil
17. 69 Reasons Why I Am Evil
18. Chapel of the Morbidly Deceased
19. Haunting the Chapel of the Morbidly Deceased
20. I Bet You $50 I'm More Evil Than You Think
21. The Archangel's Revenge (It's Kind of Like Montezuma's Revenge, But Different)
22. Imperial Hellfire and Brimstone of Apocalypse
23. I Like Gore
24. I Bet You $50 I Like Gore More Than You Think
25. Sure I Don't Look Evil, But Looks Can Be Deceiving, and Deception is Pretty Doggone Evil
2666. I'm So Evil I Replace the Number "6" with "666"
27. See, I Told You I Was Evil
28. Bloodlustfully Praising the Moon-Rites of Evil Dead Guys Like Blackbeard the Pirate
29. Blackbeard the Pirate Was Pretty Cool, But I'm More Evil
30. Well, He Probably HAS Seen More Gore, but...
31. I Never Said I Met Blackbeard, Jerkoff
32. 666 666 666 666 666 666
3666. Well, I Know It Wasn't "6" Yet, But That's Just How Evil I Am
34. Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquisition
35. The Spanish Inquisition Was Pretty Darn Evil
3666. I'm Still More Evil Than The Spanish Inquisition
37. 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666
38. That's 13, Dumbass
3999. See, 9 Is Inverted 6, and Inverted Stuff Is Pretty Dang Evil


The funny thing is that I actually wrote lyrics and music for a lot of these tracks. Holy shit, how bored was I? There were also tracks I intended to not write any music or lyrics for, just to confuse anyone trying to listen to that masterpiece-of-shit.

Most of the songs were like just little inside jokes between me and different people I know, and they probably aren't very funny to anyone not in the know. Anyone who doesn't like the title "Eternal Castration", however, is a total homo.
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Old 2005-06-29, 14:01
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.....a song about demons storming the gates of heaven is written from a decidedly Christian point of view. If anything, these lyrics are pro-religion.

That's a good point. And you're correct...it validates the myth.

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I liked 21 myself. But the running thing with the bets was amusing. I can only imagine what some of those had for lyrics. Did your friends ever read any of them?
I've written a lot of pieces where certain people will get inside jokes or whatever from what I've said so I know what you mean. It's fun that way sometimes, too.

Since this is technically on topic, a friend sent me a piece that he wrote recently that's religious in nature and he found out that a friend had a religious epiphany at almost the same time he finished the lyric. I thought that was pretty cool.
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Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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