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Old 2005-06-20, 00:36
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yeh thats it I guess...

numbers are stupid band names.. unless were talking about 311, they just kick ass.
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Old 2005-06-20, 00:53
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cattle decapitation ,pig destroyer,anal bleeding WTF
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Old 2005-06-21, 04:11
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yeh thats it I guess...

numbers are stupid band names.. unless were talking about 311, they just kick ass.


As do Level 42.
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Old 2005-06-21, 04:15
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it sounds cool but it's so random
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Old 2005-06-25, 07:02
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all those grind bands with sexual/gory names... Cock and Ball Torchure? WTF?!?! might as well call yourselves "the i like men in the ass with a chainsaw band"
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Old 2005-06-25, 10:40
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Agoraphobic Nosebleed (what the hell does that mean? Anxiety leads to nosebleeds???)
The Murder Of Rosa Luxemburg (anything that starts with 'the murder of' has to be bad)
No use for a name (pointless)
The Yeah Yeah Yeahs (no no no noooooooooooooooooooooooooo)
The plot to blow up the eiffel tower (?!?!?!?!?!)
Dead sea fucking scrolls (you add a swear word and it no longer becomes religious?)
Autopsy

the list is endless - in fact there should be a thread about the best bandnames and then them to be voted for.
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Old 2005-06-25, 12:37
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any band name that is an incomplete statement or an incomplete sentence

from this day forward
today is the day
as i lay dying
his hero is gone<love the band, hate the name>
his name is alive
everytime i die
beneath the buried and me
hero dishonest

bands that sound or look like tag team wrestling duos or teams

kottonmouth kings
insane clown posse
northside kings
biohazzard
mushroomhead<look like they could be a wrestling team>
slipknot<also looks like they could be a wrestling team>
gwar<would be an awsome wrestling team>
cradle of filth<would be awsome if they faced off with gwar>
glen benton and that ogre guy that plays guitar,deicide, if only the undertaker could play drums for them, triple H on bass
mudvayne<looks like 3rd rate noname wrestling team that you watch on a public access network preforming in a highschool gym>name sucks too



the worst bandnames

strong intentions
floorpunch
h20
25 ta life
scarhead
sick of it all
boy sets fire
biohazzard
pro pain
crowbar
spazz
clenched fist
fuckface
anti-product
anti-seen
psyopus
great redneck hope
dope
korn
dream theater
extreme
shadows fall
darkest hour
dark funeral
american nightmare
lamb of god<i like burn the priest better>


limp bizkit, being the worst, most atrocious band name ever

most of these arent metal bands but they are horrible names nontheless
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Old 2005-06-26, 21:36
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Cattle Decapitation is a sick name! it just rolls off the tongue so nicely
So is GODSPEED! you Black emperor! totally unconventional but i like it just the same...
as for shitty band names?

Dave matthews band?
Korn?
Children of Bodom?
Dark Funeral (the 'Dark' thing got played out, especially when the reference is reduntant as in Funeral)
and yeah....Megadeth is pretty dumb
so is Metallica...
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Old 2005-06-26, 22:05
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also the Red Chord...as killer as this band is, the name is so fucken ghey!!
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Old 2005-06-27, 00:39
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Dave matthews band?


That's not really bad because it is his band. As with anyone else with the name ______'s Band.
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As good as they might be - MegaDeth is in fact a gay band name.
Cradle of Filth is lame, mainly coz his name is Dani Filth.
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Old 2005-06-27, 01:22
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A local band. You will never see them come to your town.



I think the more important question is : Which bands have the worst names, that we tolerate, or even forget altogether, simply because they're so good?

Mastodon, Strapping Young Lad and Suffocation come to mind.

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Old 2005-06-27, 02:17
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For Southern Metal straight from the Bayou :


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A local band. You will never see them come to your town.



I think the more important question is : Which bands have the worst names, that we tolerate, or even forget altogether, simply because they're so good?

Mastodon, Strapping Young Lad and Suffocation come to mind.


I think Suffocation is great name.
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Old 2005-06-27, 02:19
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any band name that is an incomplete statement or an incomplete sentence

his hero is gone<love the band, hate the name>
his name is alive


although i agree that those names suck, they are both complete ideas and complete sentences.
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Old 2005-06-27, 02:36
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Mastodon, Strapping Young Lad and Suffocation come to mind.


I like all thsoe band names..

Mastodon is the least likely metal band name.. works great for such a unique band..

SYL... cmon its Devin, doesn't have to make sense.

And Suffocation is the best DM name ever.
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i hate strapping young lads that name sucks... reminds me of the queen or england
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As good as they might be - MegaDeth is in fact a gay band name.
Cradle of Filth is lame, mainly coz his name is Dani Filth.

Actually he changed his name to Filth when forming the band.

I certainly don't like the name "motorhead".
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Old 2005-07-01, 20:35
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well, those complete sentences which are band names sucked anyway,


the red chord name references some old famous literature, dunno who or what book, its slang for someones throat being slit........so if the book or poem it came from is good they can get away with it, but if not............
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Old 2005-07-02, 15:16
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The worst band name of all time is... Terminally Your Aborted Ghost.
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