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Old 2005-06-17, 11:46
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Goat Vulva, Goat Penis, Goat Semen, Anal Cunt, Anal Stench are all ridiculous.
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Old 2005-06-17, 12:00
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all the anal bands--anl blast,anal stench,etc
megadeth
vaginal jesus
cumchrist
gorerotted
fuck.im dead
CBT
circle of dead children

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Old 2005-06-17, 13:20
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Old 2005-06-17, 13:24
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lol for a second i thought that was semen de cobra
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Old 2005-06-17, 15:12
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lol for a second i thought that was semen de cobra



Jajajajaj it is a very stupid name too !
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Old 2005-06-17, 15:19
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Beef Conspiracy is a pretty lame moniker.

Yeah, silly UK bands.
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Old 2005-06-17, 16:59
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the fucking champs, mr. big, anything that has cunt in it.. ha and what slayer were going to call themselves.. dragon slayer
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Old 2005-06-17, 21:19
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I agree on most of those, but Cryptopsy? You serious?

It strikes me as meaningless crap that they made up since Autopsy and Cryptic Slaughter were already taken. If there is some interesting story or meaning behind the name then I might change my mind...
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Old 2005-06-18, 12:46
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  • any of those As I, as hope, as whatever the fuck
  • most if not all of those bands that have their name as a phrase (i.e. A Death for Every Sin) - come on what the fuck
  • Cattle Decapitation - man...I read an interview with this band and they are going to make people sick by their lyrics? hmmmm most people who listen to their stuff enjoy that shit so it is completely pointless. Fucking retarded vegans
  • Construcdead - hmmm taking construction and dead and putting it together...pretty lame
  • a lot of those bands that use the prefix necro- just totally makes them wanting to be more "BrUtAl" by using that. Hell basically any band that uses vulgar words for a title. I could care less but it just makes it really lame...kind of like the band Europe that did "The Final Countdown."
  • Prayer for Cleansing
  • Rifles at Recess

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Old 2005-06-18, 18:20
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The Fucking champs is rather uninspired, But it's too delicious to call bad. Besides, no one will dare call you bad with a big, Verile name like that
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Old 2005-06-19, 05:05
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It strikes me as meaningless crap that they made up since Autopsy and Cryptic Slaughter were already taken. If there is some interesting story or meaning behind the name then I might change my mind...


I don't think it has anything to do with Autopsy or Cryptic Slaughter already being taken. They have a song called Gravaged (A Cryptopsy) so I'm guessing that Cryptopsy is just a word relating to grave robbing or exhumation.
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Exmortem isn't a bad name, is it? It's what I ould like to call my band, that will probablky never form anyway....

Here's some bad names.....Queen (apt though)
Pink Floyd
Thin Lizzy
Nasty Savage...wait has that been said already?
Vomitorial Corpulence
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Old 2005-06-19, 22:43
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any of those As I, as hope, as whatever the fuck

most if not all of those bands that have their name as a phrase (i.e. A Death for Every Sin) - come on what the fuck


hahaha. thats true man. hell even those names with words put together to create some confusing phrase [Alexisonfire]
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Old 2005-06-19, 22:48
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I have always interpreted "American Head Charge" as a race between homosexuals for the same cock.

How remarkably appropriate.



I just read through this thread... are some of you are just naming bands because you can? What the fuck is wrong with Behemoth? What kind of heavy solvent abuse is running rampant here?

One more thing... Cock and Ball Torture is a very particular type of S&M, I believe. Something for the sick queers. At least they didn't just make it up.
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Old 2005-06-19, 22:54
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Windir
1388 or whatever the hell it is..

see the trend?
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Old 2005-06-19, 23:14
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i hope you get hit by a car you useless bag of oxygen. DeathCS, Transient and Pandemonium might get this one.

i honestly thought the following were stupid names
Children of Bodom
Dragonlord [this sounds like a Sega Genesis game, honestly what the hell]
Dragonforce [same as above]


I'm sorry dude but the name Necrodeath is fucking retarded. I mean c'mon dead-death, very creative.
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Old 2005-06-20, 00:06
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My Dying Bride
Windir
1388 or whatever the hell it is..

see the trend?


If you're thinking of of the black metal band "1349" it has to do with the year the black plague broke out.
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