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Old 2005-06-15, 22:46
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Worst band names

NecroDeath-easily the most retarded name I've ever heard.
There are more I cant think of rite now.
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Old 2005-06-15, 23:00
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Old 2005-06-15, 23:04
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yea, i think that pretty much sums it up. Game over, BoC wins.
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Any gore/grindcore band. I don't know how any of these bands expect to be taken seriously when they have names like Cliteater (just one off the top of my head) and Anal Blast. Granted, Anal Blast don't take themselves seriously, but...
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Old 2005-06-15, 23:29
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Blasphemy.
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yeh.. agreed. Decent music (actually, amazing music, but i just cant get into it) but god damn does that name suck.
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Old 2005-06-15, 23:45
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And again, I'm not saying anything about the music, just the name....
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Old 2005-06-16, 02:08
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Old 2005-06-16, 03:38
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Any gore/grindcore band.

Tsk. Any? That's a broad generalization.

I'll post a few off the top of my head that are so fantastic, in a very very shite way:

Corpsefucking Art
Goratory
Gorgasm
Viral Load
Gutrot
Massmurder
Stabwound
MEGADETH (I don't fucking care how good the band is, the name is absolute bollocks)
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Old 2005-06-16, 04:14
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Old 2005-06-16, 08:19
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Tsk. Any? That's a broad generalization.


Fine, I'll give you Disgorge, and a few others that I know of, but don't feel like listing. Fine, I'll edit my statement, Nilly Willy, just for you:

The MAJORITY of gore/grindcore bands.
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Old 2005-06-16, 08:30
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Disgorge aren't goregrind nor grindcore. BUT OK!

sorry I had to.
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Old 2005-06-16, 12:16
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lol
lets see, another bad band name
metallica, dumb fucking name, and any other band with "metal" worked in
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Old 2005-06-16, 12:41
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Old 2005-06-16, 18:53
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NecroDeath-easily the most retarded name I've ever heard.
There are more I cant think of rite now.


i hope you get hit by a car you useless bag of oxygen. DeathCS, Transient and Pandemonium might get this one.

i honestly thought the following were stupid names
Children of Bodom
Dragonlord [this sounds like a Sega Genesis game, honestly what the hell]
Dragonforce [same as above]
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Old 2005-06-16, 19:06
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I like that one...

Also Norma Jean and The Ga*Gas
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