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What did you get for your birthday, you regurirated cum bubble you?
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2005-06-08, 08:46
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Many more to the Man that makes sarcasm a comical artform!
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have a good one honey, congrats with the new Engl!
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2005-06-08, 09:32
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Tonight on CSI: Blashyrkh -
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Somebody has decapitated an innocent rabbit, can Abbath solve this crime before more innocent bunnies are hurt?
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Happy birthday fucker!! Now all you need is a Ran and you will be set!
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2005-06-08, 10:13
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Yer, congrats man, Happy Birthday!
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The Freedom of Chaos
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2005-06-08, 12:13
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At least we can take comfort in knowing that he is a year closer to death now......
I wuv u BLS...
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Oh, Cloaca, you're just a ray of sunshine.
Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!! Have a blast! 
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Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2005-06-08, 13:15
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i wish i was that old...
happy bday man
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In the US "fanny" is a word used to describe the ass or butt. Here in the UK "fanny" is a lady garden (vagina)
I was very bemused as a youngster watching the Golden Girls when Blanche said she was going to "spank her fanny" I had visions of a geriatric vertical bacon sandwich red and bruised from being disciplined!!!
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2005-06-08, 13:16
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2005-06-08, 13:37
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Happy birthday
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2005-06-08, 14:42
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Ah I can use my trademark happy birthday message:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YA CUNT!!!
DON'T FORGET TO GET SHIT FACED!!
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2005-06-08, 14:56
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I love you all.. in a very homoerotic way!
Thanks for buying me that lube Cloaca  
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Fuck off, how old are you?????
The next year you´ll have the B(LS) day in the 6-6-6
I´m B LSd
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What's up with the "B(LS)"?
And today's the 8th of June.
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2005-06-08, 15:44
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You scare me.. Im 20
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What's up with the "B(LS)"?
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HAHAHHAH I thought his birthday was yesterday and I thought today was 7, HAHHAHAHAH
Happy B day
Happy B(ls) day 
Don´t you understand???
BLS: you aren´t any longer a teenager. Now you can do this:  
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!!!! man
Have a fun birthday with your new Engl
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Happy Birthday mofo!
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2005-06-08, 17:09
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!!!! man
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Oh I will, hopefully you'll decide to get the Thunder, trust me.. You wont be disapointed.
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that engl is a pretty killer birthday day present happy birthday
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Oh, Tim's taking the credit for that is he? That cheeky scamp!
Have a good one (or two)
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2005-06-08, 18:04
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Present??
That was all my money..
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You can buy yourself a birthday present. It's called 'Being a Selfish Cunt.' Not nearly as bad as buying yourself a birthday present when it isn't your birthday, though.
Way to have been born. Tell your mother that metaltabs.com says 'Thank you.' Go to the blues fest and I'll get you stupid birthday drunk.
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2005-06-08, 18:18
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In the US "fanny" is a word used to describe the ass or butt. Here in the UK "fanny" is a lady garden (vagina)
I was very bemused as a youngster watching the Golden Girls when Blanche said she was going to "spank her fanny" I had visions of a geriatric vertical bacon sandwich red and bruised from being disciplined!!!
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2005-06-08, 18:22
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You can buy yourself a birthday present. It's called 'Being a Selfish Cunt.' Not nearly as bad as buying yourself a birthday present when it isn't your birthday, though.
Way to have been born. Tell your mother that metaltabs.com says 'Thank you.' Go to the blues fest and I'll get you stupid birthday drunk.
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2005-06-08, 18:31
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You must have missed the thread.
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Happy ejection from cunt day!
COCK FAG!
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2005-06-08, 23:27
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yea but still, for that price it's almost a present
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COCK FAG!
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Happy Birthday man
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