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Old 2005-07-19, 09:49
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Here's something for those who are new to the internet.
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Old 2005-07-19, 12:35
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*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got crap to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right biznitch im comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an arss
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help
Hitler: o man ur focked
paTTon: oh what now biotch
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: lame
Roosevelt: gj patton
paTTon: thnx
Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksocker
Stalin: rofl
T0J0: HAHAHHAA
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: fock u
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk
Eisenhower: yah this is gay
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy shitholyshithoylshti!!!111
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats bullshit u fockin suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.*
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
tru_m4n: l8r all
benny~tow: bye
Churchill: l8r
Stalin: fock u all
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
*benny~tow has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all fags
*Stalin has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o sh1t!
*paTTon has left the game.*
It's funnier if you think that is actual WWII dialogue and that's how is really happened.
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Old 2005-07-19, 12:48
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hahah taht was hilarious (WWII)
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Old 2005-07-19, 14:57
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Chaos Theory Co-Op Theater

I hope this works. You may need DSL or cable to watch it. It's hilarious if you ask me.
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Old 2005-07-19, 15:05
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They should put that WW2 thing in schools, just for the hope 21stC kids will understand about the whole thing abit more.......just an idea.
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Old 2005-07-19, 15:14
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http://www.compfused.com/directlink/715/ = One of my favorite videos ever
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Old 2005-07-19, 15:19
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Chaos Theory Co-Op Theater

I hope this works. You may need DSL or cable to watch it. It's hilarious if you ask me.
Chaos Theory Co-Op Theater part 2

If you liked the last one you'll enjoy this one.

"And that's why they call you Steve the Vagina."
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Old 2005-07-19, 18:24
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They should put that WW2 thing in schools, just for the hope 21stC kids will understand about the whole thing abit more.......just an idea.


Not to mention a few 20th century ones. When this "ghetto" friend of the family was going to study for his GED my boys were more than happy to help him.
Jr.:Little Johnny has 5 crack rocks. If he goes to 32nd Street and sells them for 50% more than they cost him, how much profit will he make if he sells 4 and keeps 1 for himself?
Bob: None. If he goes to 32nd Street to sell crack rocks he's gonna get his ass shot and the homies will take his shit and THEY will be ones making the profit.
Ghetto kid: Sounds about right.
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Old 2005-07-19, 20:53
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http://www.planettribes.com/allyourbase/AYB2.swf
i thought this was pretty stupid... but funny in a weird way
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Old 2005-07-20, 03:11
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PARODY OF NU-METAL !!!!!11111!1!!!11

This is funny internet crap :

http://www.newprojectonline.com/dow...incesssmall.wmv

They do an effective send up of every nu-metal band in four minutes.




"WE CAN't PLAY THAT FAST@@@@1!!!!"
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Old 2005-07-20, 15:04
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that sounded like gimp biscutie or whatever the fuck his name is.
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Old 2005-07-20, 16:01
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This is funny internet crap :

http://www.newprojectonline.com/dow...incesssmall.wmv

They do an effective send up of every nu-metal band in four minutes.




"WE CAN't PLAY THAT FAST@@@@1!!!!"


Took me a second to figure out it was a joke
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Old 2005-07-23, 06:45
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Something guitar related you may or may not have seen.

http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/165265/

And this is just so, so, so, so, so, so, so wrong on many levels! A coffin dodger this old should be helping with knitting problems or giving flower arranging advice not this kind of stuff!!!!

http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/950536/

Urrgggh. I had a shower after watching this and I still feel dirty!
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Old 2005-07-23, 12:15
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Old 2005-07-23, 13:05
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Pfft. The arms and armour aren't even accurate.
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Old 2005-07-23, 15:19
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theres a chick that really can headbang
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Old 2005-07-23, 18:28
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Pfft. The arms and armour aren't even accurate.

Maybe it is that i am so fucked up right now, but this made me laugh beyond believe
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Old 2005-07-25, 00:03
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http://www.planearium2.de/flash/spstudio!.html
make ur own south park charcter



That's a bit old dude, there's about two threads for make your own south-park characters somewhere.
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Old 2005-07-25, 15:38
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i didnt know... i think i should delete it



NOW YOU JUST THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE, MR. !!!1@!!1@!!!
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Old 2005-07-25, 15:40
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NOW YOU JUST THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE, MR. !!!1@!!1@!!!

im gonna make u look crazy
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