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Old 2005-07-15, 08:17
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I posted this in the RTT but I'll post it here for the hell of it.

John Daker

Holy fuck thats great hahahaha.
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Old 2005-07-15, 14:47
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Old 2005-07-15, 16:17
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Old 2005-07-15, 16:55
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Rubber Johnny

This is more creepy than funny. I dare you to watch it with the lights off.

Edit: Screwed up the URL.
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Old 2005-07-16, 10:22
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Dane Cook acting like Tom Cruise

Dane Cook is great. My favorite comedian ever. Actually Mitch Hedburg was my favorite. So I guess Dane is my favorite comedian alive.
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Old 2005-07-16, 11:24
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Dane Cook acting like Tom Cruise

Dane Cook is great. My favorite comedian ever. Actually Mitch Hedburg was my favorite. So I guess Dane is my favorite comedian alive.

haha I've seen that before,both those guys and Dave Chapelle are my fav.
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Old 2005-07-16, 11:33
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Rubber Johnny

This is more creepy than funny. I dare you to watch it with the lights off.

Edit: Screwed up the URL.

that was creepy as hell, until the techno thing at the end
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Old 2005-07-17, 04:42
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Old 2005-07-17, 18:28
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"0NCE, SHE TRIED T0 0FFER T0 D0 DER KVLT'Z DISHEZ, VND SHE WAZ REJEKTED. DAEM0NZ NEVER EAT, VND IF THEY DID, THEY'D SVRELY VSE THEIR DISHES T0 THR0W AT THE NEAREZT W0MAN, N0T WAZTE THEIR TIME WASHING THEM."

Much too much time on their excrementing hands. Worth a chuckle, but.
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Old 2005-07-17, 18:50
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damn, that was a disturbing clip (rubber johnny)
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Old 2005-07-17, 19:04
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this is by far the funniest on there, IMO.
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Old 2005-07-17, 19:25
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this is by far the funniest on there, IMO.

i thought the hitler rap or the home alone 2 pic was the funniest.
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Old 2005-07-17, 19:33
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i thought the hitler rap was kinda stupid but the home alone (although have seen it many more times) is pretty damn funny
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Old 2005-07-17, 20:03
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i dont know, i looked at the rubber johnny, kinda ignored it, clicked on to the prank call section. listened to just about all of them and nearly died laughing, especially the arnold ones

so to anyone who didnt hear that shit yet, check it out
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Old 2005-07-17, 20:45
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go on www.ebaumsworld.com and in videos (funny videos) go to the messed up kids show. its about 11 minutes long but beleive me it's worth every second
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Old 2005-07-18, 08:03
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Ah didn't see this thread. I should have posted the Star Wars thingo here.

Anyone see this? If WWII was played online (sorry for the long post):

*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got crap to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right biznitch im comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an arss
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help
Hitler: o man ur focked
paTTon: oh what now biotch
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: lame
Roosevelt: gj patton
paTTon: thnx
Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksocker
Stalin: rofl
T0J0: HAHAHHAA
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: fock u
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk
Eisenhower: yah this is gay
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy shitholyshithoylshti!!!111
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats bullshit u fockin suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.*
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
tru_m4n: l8r all
benny~tow: bye
Churchill: l8r
Stalin: fock u all
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
*benny~tow has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all fags
*Stalin has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o sh1t!
*paTTon has left the game.*
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Old 2005-07-18, 08:30
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that rules, especially the "nuts" part.
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Old 2005-07-18, 08:47
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T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy shitholyshithoylshti!!!111
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*


roflmao That was hilarious!
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Old 2005-07-18, 20:59
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the best part was when hitler was a noob and killed himself..
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Old 2005-07-18, 21:31
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Dude, that german lookin' hick is fuckin' wrong. Plain fucking wrong.
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