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Old 2011-08-10, 17:45
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Pedophilia + NyanCat = Win

Srsly I laughed at this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TQb...feature=related
Who I'd fuck in order of preference:

Morgan
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Dylan (a chink's asshole is a 4-way slit, it'd be like fuckin' an exit wound in a pane of savoury glass)
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Old 2011-08-10, 23:48
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Old 2011-08-29, 14:42
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All the cuddly and young-girl-charming idealism aside, I seriously suspect that a prime reason for my environmentalist muppet schtick is simply Nature's ability to constantly churn out stuff like this. Giant otters playing tug-of-war with an anaconda? You protect that wildlife, bitch, and I don't give a fuck about oil prices.
http://www.cracked.com/article_1935...-away-from.html
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Old 2011-09-28, 16:19
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Wait for it... wait for it...
I'm in love.

EDIT: How in the name of fuck did my post appear BEFORE the post I'm replying to?

Last edited by Paddy : 2011-09-28 at 16:21. Reason: MARTY, THE FLUX CAPACITOR IS SPUNKING BLACK HOLES!
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Old 2011-09-28, 16:40
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I'm in love.

EDIT: How in the name of fuck did my post appear BEFORE the post I'm replying to?

Haha, what the shit?! You time travelin' mother fucker! It says the newest post is yours even though DQs is the latest.
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Old 2011-09-28, 16:42
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Haha now your post is above the last two as well. What the fucklings?

I think we need to contact Stephen Hawking before the very fabric of time implodes - yesterday!

FUUUUUUCK I JUST BLEW MY OWN MIND!
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Old 2011-09-28, 17:03
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Haha now your post is above the last two as well. What the fucklings?

I think we need to contact Stephen Hawking before the very fabric of time implodes - yesterday!

FUUUUUUCK I JUST BLEW MY OWN MIND!

STOP POSTING AFTER ME BEFORE ME!
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Old 2011-09-28, 17:04
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STOP POSTING AFTER ME BEFORE ME!

Hahaha now this post is before my original post! I think reality has given in by the weight of all our perverseness.
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Old 2011-09-28, 18:36
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WOOOOOW. WTF.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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Old 2011-09-28, 18:38
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http://vimeo.com/17315267

Wait for it... wait for it...


I meant to reply to this... WHAT IS HAPPENING??? WHY BEFORE AFTER POST CONFUSION?
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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Old 2011-09-28, 19:37
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http://vimeo.com/17315267

Wait for it... wait for it...
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Old 2011-09-28, 19:49
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Wait for it... wait for it...


wow.
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Old 2011-09-28, 20:22
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Whoa you guys just totally fucked my mind.
You just can't do such things with me this early in the morning
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Old 2011-09-29, 04:10
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Whoa you guys just totally fucked my mind.
You just can't do such things with me this early in the morning

They are not fucking with you, I saw it happen. It wouldn't let me post because the 120 second rule...but I wasn't making consecutive posts. I blame the LHC.
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Old 2011-09-29, 09:30
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Fuckin' neutrinos.
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Old 2011-10-01, 12:54
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Old 2011-10-03, 13:32
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Damn. Worked with Jesse Pinkman. I'm gonna try some more.
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Old 2011-10-03, 13:50
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Took it three guesses to get Travis Bickle. I was actually expecting it to purposely get it wrong a few times to build anticipation and then for a blood curdling scream to come through my headphones and images of the dead and dying to appear on-screen. Mildly disappointed that it didn't actually, I clenched my anus for nothing. That said, at least I finally managed to pop that haemorrhoid.
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Old 2011-10-08, 07:46
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Remember the days when mental illness was considered a bad thing?

http://www.beedogs.com/
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Old 2011-10-08, 08:18
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Remember the days when mental illness was considered a bad thing?

http://www.beedogs.com/

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