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She looks like she might be a poser with all those different colors of hair. It's probably Paddy after his sex change operation.
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Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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2011-08-02, 08:43
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Holy shit, I can't believe I forgot to post this.
Last November somebody started one of those 'post your battlestation' threads on 4chan (I can't remember which board it was on.) Everything was fine for a few minutes until some guy posted a photo of his laptop on a desk. That wasn't the problem though... there was a weird looking sex doll sitting on the seat in front of the desk. It turns out he was one of those guys that lives with sex dolls and considers it to be real "relationships". Except what made it really fucked up was the fact that the sex doll didn't even look human.
This series of photos will give you an idea of how deranged this man is. And here's a screenshot of the entire thread, before and during the epic shitstorm that ensued.
(Read the whole thread, it's full of lulz.)
He even has his own website.
And here's a link to his Flickr account.
This has to be one of the most unsettling things I have ever seen. When I read his posts on the thread and viewed his website/Flickr page I was laughing uncontrollably, yet I felt slightly nauseated at the same time.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2011-08-02, 09:36
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Holy shit, that is quite fucked up. I feel a mixture of amusement and pity, at least he actually has a family though.
I don't expect anything less from 4chan though, one of the reasons I hardly go there anymore.
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2011-08-02, 10:26
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I feel actually a bit sick now...
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2011-08-02, 10:42
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He's just doin' what we're all thinkin'.
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2011-08-02, 10:45
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at least he actually has a family though.
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Doesn't that make the whole thing even worse though? I mean Christ, imagine how fucked up his kids will be when they grow up due to the fact that they witnessed this disturbing behavior.
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I don't expect anything less from 4chan though, one of the reasons I hardly go there anymore.
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That's exactly why I go there, haha. Stuff like this is always a guaranteed source of lulz for me.
Edit: LOL there is NO way this guy is sane.
http://www.stuffedcompany.com/cpg14...02/DSC04901.JPG
http://www.stuffedcompany.com/cpg14...SC04879%7E0.JPG
LOL oh fuck, he even makes videos. HAHAHAHA! Watch the whole thing, it gets creepier every second.
I'm laughing so hard right now that I'm starting to sweat.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2011-08-02, 12:07
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I call bullshit on the claim that he doesn't masturbate with those things.
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2011-08-02, 12:42
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MUST.....NOT.....PUKE.....OH GOD WHY IS THIS SO WRONG!
this is worse than any gore video I have seen seriously
Edit: I really made it through all of the vids and pics and right now I'm laughing so loud and hard I can't hear my music and that makes me a little bit depressed 
Edit2: THE MOUTHFAUCKIN WEBSITE 
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2011-08-02, 12:43
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HOLY FUCK, man. That is really goddamn strange. Little does his family know that soon Sasha Bunny is going to get jealous and start talking to him telling him to kill his wife and kids. I'm serious. This will happen and it will be in the news.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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2011-08-02, 13:25
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Oh, she's such a bookworm!
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2011-08-02, 14:17
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Wait, I didn't notice before, but did this guy actually take that thing to a pub? FUCKING LOL
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2011-08-02, 14:32
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2011-08-03, 14:50
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"What about rumors that you were sexually abused by your father?
Most of them are probably true. Daddy wasn't a saint, OK? But we mended our bridges before he died. Worse than anything he ever did was the gang-raping I got at the hands of my uncles and cousins one night during the harvest festival. That scarred me for life. Turned me into a fag for a while, too, but I'm not a fag anymore."
Jesus Christ! This is one of the saddest, yet funniest interviews I've ever read. The terrorism question had me lolling.
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2011-08-03, 15:08
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screenshot of the entire thread, before and during the epic shitstorm that ensued.
(Read the whole thread, it's full of lulz.)
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Dude, what the shit? He has a family? Do you have the rest of the thread or did it 404?
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2011-08-03, 20:46
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Dude, what the shit? He has a family? Do you have the rest of the thread or did it 404?
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Unfortunately the OP 404'd it himself. I have no idea why. He was probably just butthurt because his thread got derailed. I have derailed a few threads in my life (intentionally) and the OP would usually just rage and 404 it.
Fuck, that whole thing was so unexpected though. I was just checking out other people's rigs and almost shat bricks when I saw that first post. Even though that was last November I still laugh myself sick reading that thread and looking at his photos. This made me lol hard too.
I do feel pretty bad for his kids though. I bet they will have to undergo some intensive therapy once they reach adulthood.
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Oh, she's such a bookworm!
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LOL.
"I made them and as such I am their god and can instill my will upon them."
...wat
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2011-08-04, 17:08
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How did you find his website after the thread?
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2011-08-05, 11:53
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I saved one of the images that he posted and searched it on TinEye, which traced it to his website and Flickr account.
For those of you who have never heard of TinEye, it's a website where you can upload photos and it will trace the photo back to the website(s) where it originally came from. It doesn't always find the original source, but it can usually trace it.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2011-08-05, 17:23
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Ah, clever. I think I used it once to find out the name of a pornstar. Ha!
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2011-08-10, 15:56
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C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
Pour ces bois obscurs maintenant endormis.
R.I.P moe
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2011-08-10, 17:44
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I know you were looking at Lia... admit it...
Funny shit, though. That girl who loved the cat was funny.
I sat through 2.5 hours of the Epic Sax Guy video while doing work with some friends. It didn't bother me until the last 15 minutes.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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